Komodo Joe's Smooth Operator

Komodo Joe's Smooth Operator is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. The short is about Komodo Joe getting into a smooth operator and he and his brother give everyone at Cortex's Castle a spa treatment. It was released on May 10, 2024.

Characters[]

Komodo Joe
Komodo Moe
Dr. Neo Cortex
Nina Cortex
Uka Uka

Transcript[]

(One day in a dark stormy night at Cortex's Castle, the lab assistants are seen working in the lab, building on weapons, adding in new batteries and plugging in a lot of machines. In the computer room, Komodo Joe and Komodo Moe are training with swords while throwing swords at each other and fight.)

Komodo Joe: Come on brother!
Komodo Moe: Slice me if you dare.
Komodo Joe: You are something in your tails.
Komodo Moe: Excuse me!? You don't diss on your brother like that!
Komodo Joe: How can you show your moves?
Komodo Moe: Boy, you are a pain in the neck. I feel like cutting you right now.
Komodo Joe: Stop! I swear! I had enough!
Komodo Moe: Oh really? Can you tell me.
Komodo Joe: I feel like we've been fighting for so long.
Komodo Moe: Fighting has always been part of life. You can't mess with the program.
Komodo Joe: We should just take a break from fighting for a while and do something fun.
Komodo Moe: *drop his sword* What kind of fun do you want, snake?
Komodo Joe: *drop his sword* I'm thinking about something spontaneous something spa-ful.
Komodo Moe: What do you mean by spa-ful?
Komodo Joe: A moment where you get to relax and a moment where a machine make you smooth and comfortable on your free time!
Komodo Moe: Eureka. What do you call it?
Komodo Joe: A smooth operator!
Komodo Moe: A smooth operator? What a smooth and a operator has to do with a spa?
Komodo Joe: Trust me. This machine will make you chillax and feel fresh like putting two lemons in your eyes on a spa moment.
Komodo Moe: Hey hey hey, then what are we waiting for? Let's go make the invention.
Komodo Joe: Sure thing brother.
Komodo Moe: This calls for the Komodo Brothers... to make a smooth operator!

(The Komodo Brothers later construct a smooth operator by using some mechanic parts into the seats and add in some hoses with air as well testing the invention and worked out as they add in the warm and hot temperature switch to feel the heat and high five. Moments later, Cortex and his army walked into the room to find out that the training room has turned into a spa zone.)

Cortex: What the what happen here?
N. Brio: Since when there's water in the t-t-t-training room?!
Komodo Joe: Behold! I present you all the Komodo Brothers' Free Spa Land!
N. Gin: My goodness. It turned the nasty training room into a paradise. I love it!
N. Tropy: I wouldn't ramble falling into one of your dirty tricks if it weren't for the Komodo Brothers.
Komodo Moe: Hey, no dissing. The Free Spa Land has everything a spa would have. Like take a water slide or, chill in the pool.
Nina: A real spa would have people chilling with lemons on their faces. *giggle*
Uka Uka: Oh! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE MACHINES?!
Komodo Joe: I build these in love. Meet the smooth operator! A machine that can make you smooth and chillax like relaxing on a mat.
Cortex: Can we all try it out... pretty please?
Komodo Moe: Yes. Go ahead and lay down! Sit back and enjoy the smooth operator.
Cortex: *he and everyone lay down on the smooth operator* Hey, this machine is not that bad for a big boy.
Uka Uka: You are a man! How old are you?
Cortex: How old do you think I am? Do I look like a imbecile to you? I am like in my 50s.
N. Brio: I thought you look younger in your 30s or something.
Cortex: Shut up. My grandpa never get to passed his 90s at the age of 99. *see the smooth operator starting* Oh, it's starting now. Get ready. *he and everyone feel the smooth operator* Ooh, it's surprisingly good!
N. Brio: I love it!
N. Gin: My skin feel so good.
Komodo Joe: Oh yeah! They love it so much!
Komodo Moe: Feeling smooth.
Nina: Told ya.
N. Tropy: Ah. Now my body is clean.
Tiny: Tiny is smooth.
Dingodile: Yeah! Bring in the scales!
Ripper Roo: *laugh maniacally* Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Fake Crash: Ooh wee.
Pinstripe: Oh yeah! My coat is looking neat!
Koala Kong: The secret on the operator is in the air!
Uka Uka: Ha ha ha ha ha. A big success for the Komodo Brothers!
Komodo Joe: Thank you for your kind words, Uka Uka.
Komodo Moe: We never fail to impress you, Uka Uka!
Uka Uka: What inspire you to make this?
Komodo Joe: From LA to Chicago, we met a guy and a girl who inspire us to get into this spa-ful place and feel us smooth.
Komodo Moe: We danced, they singed, we joy on the hearts and we relax on the spas on any place we go.
Cortex: You got good taste in spas, Komodo Joe and Moe.
Komodo Joe: All these diamond nights got me into singing!
Komodo Moe: Oh yeah! I am feeling so smooth than ever! Woo!
Uka Uka: What you're gonna do now?
Komodo Joe: Sing. Hey N. Gin, play one of your jazziest hits from your new album!
N. Gin: Right there at ya! *hold a saxophone and play a song*
Komodo Moe: *hear some lab assistants playing some music* That's more like it.
Cortex: Ooh la la. I'm getting the music fever.
Komodo Joe: In song mode. *sing*

He's laughing with another girl

And playing with another heart

Placing high stakes making hearts ache

He's loved in seven languages

Diamond nights and ruby lights high in the sky

Heaven help him when he falls

Komodo Moe: *hold a gem*

Diamond life, lover boy

We move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy

City lights and business nights

When you require streetcar desire for higher heights

Komodo Joe: *move around*

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts

When sentiment is left to chance

No place to be ending but somewhere to start

Komodo Moe: No need to ask.
Komodo Joe: *move his arms from side to side*

He's a smooth operator

Smooth operator

Komodo Moe: *move towards the map*

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male

Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale

Cortex: More air, more hits.
Nina: It stretch my arms a little more.
N. Tropy: Ah. So much cream on my back.
N. Brio: Oh, it tickles. Oh, it tickles me more like a massage.
N. Gin: It is a massage after all.
Komodo Joe: *look around*

Face to face, each classic case

We shadow box and double cross

Yet need the chase

A license to love, insurance to hold

Melts all your memories and change into gold

His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold

Komodo Moe: No need to ask.
Komodo Joe: *move his arms from side to side*

He's a smooth operator

Smooth operator

Komodo Moe: *move toward the map*

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male

Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale

Komodo Joe: Here we go! *sing*

Smooth operator

Komodo Moe: *move his arms from side to side*

Smooth operator

Komodo Joe: *move his arms from side to side*

Smooth operator

Komodo Moe: *move his arms from side to side*

Smooth operator

Komodo Joe: *move his arms from side to side*

Smooth operator

Komodo Moe: *move his arms from side to side*

Smooth operator

Smooth operator!

Uka Uka: Wow, just wow. That was... *shred a tear* PERFECT-O!
Cortex: Bravo! Bravo! What a performance!
N. Brio: We love your performance in the spa here.
Komodo Joe: Thank you all for loving our smooth operator.
Komodo Moe: It's all yours. Feel free to use it any time on your free time outside of battling in the Wumpa Islands.
Nina: You're always on a roll.
N. Gin: Kudos to me for making a great music performance.
N. Tropy: I love it so much.
Tiny: Tiny approved!
Dingodile: Yeah! I wish I could add in something on my diner in the near future!
Pinstripe: The next big thing on Earth!
Koala Kong: Now clean as a shell of a turtle!
Ripper Roo: *laugh maniacally* Ah ha ha ha!
Fake Crash: Wee!
Komodo Joe: Alright! Free time is over and let's go take down the bandicoots!
Komodo Moe: Yeah heah heah. Don't forget the swords.
Komodo Joe: You're going down in business, Crash Bandicoot.
Komodo Moe: Surrender to the Komodo Brothers! *evil laugh*

THE END

Trivia[]

The short is based on the song "Smooth Operator" by Sade.