Milk Chan

Milk Page Chan (born July 12, 1999) also known as "Super Milk Chan", is a young hero from a distant planet outside of the solar system called "Ranchop" who lives in the extraterrestrial "country" (the ranchopian name for a city) of Foxville. Milk is a little girl who can sometimes be selfish, vain, has a short temper, and drools. During the mid 2000s Decade, she was often found tormenting the President of Foxville or her robot maid, Tetsuko. Although she works officially for the President, she chooses on her own whether or not she wants to follow his orders. Coincidentally, her house is in the shape of a baby bottle and she still drinks powdered milk from a baby bottle on occasion. An anime TV show based on her actual life called "Super Milk Chan" had premiered on Adult Swim on the morning of October 31, 2004 with the three original vintage episodes which featured seperate short segments in each episode, and then made it's official series debut the following week. The show was rated TV-14 on the network and was one of a few anime shows to be liked by the people at the Adult Swim network, it was on for three seasons before ending it's official run on February 3, 2007.

Milk Chan first began as a superhero in Early 2003 when she was just three years old and when Waylon Cracker-bag was sworn into office as the 176th President of Foxville. Since September 2003, Milk has lived in a house on a suspended platform (similar to The Jetsons) with a wooden walk bridge that was originally a partially invisible ladder connected leading to the street, with her malfunctioning robotic maid Tetsuko and her drunken pet "hanage" (which also means nosehair in Japaneese), Mardee. After the first few months living at the house on the suspended platform, Milk stopped paying her rent after Tetsuko was laid off from her original job. Months later, Milk's lanlord, Lalo Rezivor (a bald and blue-skinned creature with a head shaped like a daikon radish) began to harass her due to failure to pay the rent. As Milk is perpetually over six months behind on her rent, he continually tries to get payment from her. However, whenever he tries to get the rent, she does or says something that shocks or tricks him, causing him to run back across the ladder to his own home. He is also anxious, as he once thought he lost his "purse," but shortly finds it after making a racket over it. The landlord has admitted to being a homosexual in the Japanese version of episode 9 of the Super Milk Chan show, "Financial Decay Peninsula". His homosexuality is openly referred to in more than one episode. In 2004, Milk had purchused a "Tokarev" firearm and was now using it to take down major threatening bad guys that she came across in various missions given by the President. From 2007 to 2011, Milk had a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with Kevin Santos (the famous earthling superhero who saved the human race from the cannibalistic species known as "mean teachers" during the events of the Mean Teacher Tragedy) after she first met him when he showed up at her house on June 23, 2005 by getting through a special underground magic tunnel that connects Earth and Ranchop together and began hanging out with him often as she immediately and some what ironicly developed a special liking for the superhero Earth boy. Kevin eventually began to also have a crush on Milk and did the same thing.

When Kevin Santos first met Milk Chan in the Summer of 2005, Milk informed Kevin using her personal superhero experience that in order to be a better superhero without powers, he should start carrying actual weapons to use against the bad guys. So Milk helped Kevin out with purchusing and obtaining posession of a GLOCK 43 imported from Earth as his main firearm and a magic zipper with a built-in firearm storage inside containing extra ammo, other weapons, etc. As the firearms were legalized for use on Earth, Kevin had eventually used them against the killer brain-eating "mean teachers" when the Mean Teacher Tragedy had occurred less than a year later after a series of attacks going on at a school complex in Dracut, Massachusetts during a six month time period.

The superhero couple began their relationship on February 17, 2007 after another special hang out, and then went on their first official date two years later for Valentine's Day. Various times, they had even taken down violent bad guys, criminals, and terrorists together and got the job down in a brief amount of time.

Injury and Reaction

On the night of October 31, 2010, Milk Chan was wounded by a former terrorist who shot her just in front of the home of Kevin Santos' father in Leominster, Massachusetts after she was trick-or-treating with Kevin and his younger half-brother Anthony. Apparently, she had been shot by a terrorist who was attempting to eliminate Kevin Santos after he killed his boss (former terrorist leader Terry Olson, a Connecticut businessman who was the mastermind behind the 2009 Massachusetts Terrorism plot a full year earlier) when he tried to kill every Massachusetts resident due to a vengence he had against the state after a check he received from their government had accidently bounced, causing Terry to have gone financially bankrupt very quickly. So he hired a large army of business partners turned terrorists to do the job. The terrorist attack had even led to the death of singer Landon Pigg on October 16, 2009. The moment Milk had been shot and wounded was when she jumped a terrorist when he was about to open fire on Kevin Santos and kill him. That was when the former terrorist turned around and fired two shots into Milk's lower torso. While Kevin immediately shot and killed the terrorist, his partner, also at the scene, had fled the neighborhood while limping after being shot, thus leaving his fate unknown. Meanwhile, Kevin called 9-1-1 using Milk's built-in headset phone and waited for paramedics to arrive and take Milk to a local hospital, where she spent nine days recovering there. While in the hospital, communicating with Kevin on her phone, she had ironicly and unexpectedly requested and informed him that it was in her best interest to possibly break-up with him after a long-running relationship. Unlike most couples, they remained in a relationship together for a few more months.

Relationship Resignition

On February 15, 2011, Kevin Santos had went out on another date with Milk Chan for a belated Valentine's Day celebration. After a positive date with her going to dinner and then the cinema in Lowell, Massachusetts, Milk had talked to Kevin at the very end and told him that her requested resignition was official, and that after four wonderful years, their boyfriend-girlfriend relationship had now ended. The break-up had devestated Kevin and put him in a minor state of depression, although no longer together, they would always remain good friends and partners in justice.

In the Summer of 2011, it was revealed that Milk had developed a new crush on an extraterrestrial guy named Bread Drivenish (who is also an imaginary friend from Milk's native planet called "Ranchop"), whom Milk had then began dating and hanging out frequently with. Bread was revealed to be a loyal fan of Kevin Santos despite not even living on planet Earth, and just like him carrys a firearm to use against bad guys and has some interests into it as well. On July 15, 2011, Bread officially became Milk's new boyfriend when she proposed to him while on a date with him by asking him to be her new boyfriend.

Car Crash on planet Earth

On April 2, 2014, Milk Chan was involved in a car accident near the earthing/american town of Nashua, New Hampshire when her vehicle, being driven by her boyfriend, Bread Drivenish, ran over a hidden spike mat while being escorted by an F.B.I. vehicle to a day of shopping at the Pheasant Lane Mall. Milk, along with Bread and her robot maid Tetsuko, had all gone bowling at Leda Lanes in Nashua just prior to the incident, and had all decided on going shopping at the mall following their bowling activity. They were escorted by an FBI vehicle as part of a witness protection operation they were each participating in over the past week as refuge from a dangerous ranchopian criminal gang known as the "Junos", a gang in which several of it's members were apprehended by Bread Drivenish's team of police officers when they were reported to be suspected of illegal drug trafficking, which led to the Junos getting back the officers by threatening to assassinate every officer involved with the drug bust, as well as killing their families and dismembering their bodies. Tragically, one officer on the force had been murdered by being stabbed many times with a kitchen knife during a fight with two of the Junos inside his own home on the evening of March 17, 2014. After he was killed, his wife and two children watched in horror as the two Junos forced them on the ground and injected them all with a lethal dose of anderexian poison. Then after murdering the officer and his family, two Juno members each dismembered their bodies by cutting them up, placing their body parts in green plastic bags, and then throwing them all into a nearby river. However, the slain officer himself was not dismembered by the perpetrators, and was instead placed in a body bag before being dumped in the nearby river, along with his family.