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Goslayn Mallard follows Megavolt, Bushroot, Quackerjack and Liquidator into Negaduck's evil lair. She was a little bit scared for going in.

"This way." Megavolt, Bushroot, Quackerjack and Liquidator said, as they open the doors for Goslayn, so she can get inside to see Negaduck.

Goslayn gasped as she the garden of snakes hissing at her. The one of the snakes grabbed her as she was squeezed and shouts "Let me go, you stupid slug!" She kicks the snake, as she breaths and panting.

"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurkin' doorways. It's rude. One might question upbringing." Negaduck added, as he chuckled and continues, "Now then you're here because you have a thing for this human. This, er, muddlefoot prince fellow. Not that I blame you - he is quite a catch, isn't he? Well, Princess, the solution to your problem is simple. The only way to get what you want - is to become a normal animal yourself."

Goslayn gasped as she said "Kean Gear! You can do that?"

Negaduck glares at Goslayn, as he said, "My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk - like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to." Then he started to sing:

Negaduck: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a bad guy
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them? (he snapped his fingers to make the man look cooler)
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true

Rex, Slinky, Edmond, Patou, Snips, Peepers, Wubbzy, Daizy, Walden, and Widget have already got inside Negaduck's lair, as they watch terrible things, scarily.

Negaduck: They come flocking to my caldron cryin' "Spells, Negaduck, please!"
And I help them? Yes I do
Now it's happens once of twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I have to rake em' across the coals
Yes I had the od complaint
Bit in the hole I've been a saint
TO THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!!!

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