No Sweet Victory is a fanfiction short, based on SpongeBob SquarePants written by MarioFan65. The short focused within the events of the Super Bowl LIII in which why "Sweet Victory" was not played, but instead of "Sicko Mode" playing in the half-time show.
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(At Patchy's house, Patchy is looking at his fingers and hook with Potty watching over Patchy)
- Patchy: Hey Potty, in my eyes, which hand am i looking at?
- Potty: The hook of your hand.
- Patchy: No. Silly old parrot. I have my hook with me and this is where i set every single SpongeBob DVD and VHS on the fan club.
- Potty: Didn't VHSs died many years ago?
- Patchy: What? Who knows?
(The TV shows Squidward and his geek band on screen for the half-time show for the Super Bowl LIII)
- Squidward: And now, the true musical genius who needs no introduction.
- Patchy: Wait! Is that Squidward, SpongeBob and the gang on TV?!
- Potty: It is. It's a miracle. Let's watch it.
- Squidward: Oh....
(Patchy and Potty watched the half-time show for a single minute with Maroon 5 leading the show. "Sweet Victory" was not playing, but instead "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott show up for the whole show with Big Boi playing his own songs. Right after the half-time show, Patchy felt disgusted while Potty tries to express Patty for his feelings.)
- Potty: What was that?
- Patchy: It.......was.......awful.
- Potty: SpongeBob still betrayed us then, once again.
- Patchy: *did a DEUUEAUGH-like face and fall to the ground* My eyes are burning.
(At the Mercedes-Benz Stadium, the half-time show was over and Maroon 5, Travis Scott and Big Boi are getting cheers from fans from the seats. Squidward watched the band with the cheers as he felt depressed for one song for not appearing on the show.)
- Squidward: They used us for "Sicko Mode"? And not used our song? I thought we planned it since December. What a ruff day. *walk to the backstage*
(Squidward walked depressed to the backstage to see SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sheldon J. Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Eugene H. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Pearl Krabs and other Bikini Bottomites with their happy faces as Squidward look up to them)
- SpongeBob: Hey Squidward.
- Patrick: How was the show?
- Sandy: Did they call us to perform "Sweet Victory"?
- Squidward: No everyone. They did not play "Sweet Victory" for us. All they did is played a bunch of songs from singers that nobody asked for and everything is filled of rap.
- Everyone: *shocked* Awwww. *depressed*
- Squidward: *walk to his chair, shredding some tears* This was our only chance to perform. But NFL didn't let us. *look at a picture of Squidward jumping from the Fish Bowl* The last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will.
THE END?
R.I.P. STEPHEN HILLENBURG
1961 - 2018
The winner takes all,
It's the thrill of one more kill,
The last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will
The winner takes all...
Fin.