Shantae and Aladdin: Arabian Dreams (Chapter 11)

Chapter 11 is the eleventh chapter of Shantae and Aladdin: Arabian Dreams written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Bad Romance".

Plot

(Back at the Dark Dimension, the shards sculpture a new throne chair for their master and they lift up it by floating up in mid-air)

• Shard #1: Master, your new seat is up.
• Feather God: Thank you. *sit on the throne chair* If i only had a body, i would feel comfortable like a human being.
• Shard #1: Actually, your head and hands will be freshable on that chair.
• Feather God: It's just a diamond. Don't you expect a ring on your chest?
• Shard #1: Like i just saying, if you don't like it, we can destroy it and owe you a little shard.
• Feather God: I don't like it. I love it. Are you pulling my face?
• Shard #1: We made it just for you.
• Shard #2: Yeah. We did all the good work on the floating island.
• Shard #3: We made a chair and next, we're going to make a sword.
• Feather God: I have no time to wield against a sword on my hands.
• Shard #2: If the heroes ever come back, you slice them all.
• Feather God: That be good for them to get their heads chopped off and have them display on my death body collection.
• Shard #4: Master, we have a doomship heading to our island.
• Feather God: Ah yes. What bring me the good news.

(The doomship came with the shards to see their master Feather God)

• Feather God: Hello there. I guess you're all doing a great job on destroying planets in other worlds.
• Shard Captain: My fellow Master. We just destroyed a couple of planets from a bunch of worlds. These human beings don't know what a half-genie hero is. First targeting the dragons, then the penguins and now the half-genies. What species are you going to target on next?
• Feather God: I'm focusing on the humans lately. I already dealed with humans once in the past. Now i'm revisiting it to destroy one of the hybirds like that half-genie woman Risky Boots was talking about.
• Shard Captain: That woman we need to capture. We have a radio station where they talk about shards.
• Feather God: They die so fast like old school buses. They don't know better.
• Shard Captain: You got visitors coming in your way.
• Feather God: That must be the soldiers the pirate and lord were talking about.
• Shard Captain: Did they won the race?
• Feather God: No. They lost. Make room for the mothership.
• Shard Captain: The ship has a baby?
• Feather God: No! Move your ship over.
• Shard Captain: Then we're outta the way!
• Feather God: The wormhole is opening up. Move your ship out of my face.
• Shard Captain: Set sail to the distant planet from our station!
• Feather God: Bon voyage.

(Ammo Baron's spaceship arrives from warping from a portal)

• Ammo Baron: Hello Master Feather God. We need to talk.
• Feather God: *in hologram* You disappoint me. What kind of soldier are you?
• Ammo Baron: We lost the race. Those teenagers beat us to the sudden race.
• Feather God: Nonsense! All of you should have race together with the human and animals alike. Even with a RaceBot on a magic carpet.
• Risky Boots: There's no way on winning from that she-brat.
• Feather God: Do you know what you should do? Upgrade better!
• Jafar: I got better swords, better guns and better bombs on the lookout.
• Risky Boots: My sword is far better than your staff.
• Jafar: I am the most powerful sorcerer in the whole universe!
• Feather God: Say it like you mean it.
• Jafar: You don't obey my orders.
• Feather God: Who's the master? Me or you?
• Risky Boots: My old master was a Pirate King. He can serve his minions to those who can't keep track of their weapons.
• Feather God: You know what? Everyone out. I need to talk to you all. And bring me that annoying red squid.
• Risky Boots: Aye aye boss.

(The villains get off the doomship as they walk into the floating island with Risky Boots and Jafar on the lead)

• Risky Boots: We hear you master.
• Feather God: Where is Squid Baron?
• Ammo Baron: He's freezing on the ice fridge.
• Hypno Baron: He's dead.
• Feather God: I believe he's alive. *warp Squid Baron in a frozen block out of the portal*
• Squid Baron: *freezing* Did somebody left my tacos on the stove?
• Feather God: Annoying little squid. *smash Squid Baron on the ice*
• Squid Baron: Ow. Why do you hit me like that?
• Feather God: You're always late into everything. You're messing around.
• Squid Baron: I didn't mess things up. They were making fun of me!
• Everyone: *laugh*
• Techno Baron: Oh, what a poom poom.
• Squid Baron: See, they're laughing at me. I'm a joke.
• Feather God: Do i look like a joke to you?
• Squid Baron: I think you're the final boss of the whole entire omniverse and all the fighters around the universes will be waiting to kick your butt into the final-
• Feather God: *push Squid Baron out to the sky*
• Squid Baron: Whatever you say, they call you the biggest nightmare of all bosses!
• Feather God: I hate that annoying squid. Ugh, moving on. What can i do for you?
• Risky Boots: We need to plot our next attack on those brats.
• Jafar: We're sensing the location of Shantae and Aladdin's crew.
• Feather God: They're everywhere. I heard they're on a relationship with a big group.
• Risky Boots: With a half-genie and a prince falling in love with each other? Blah, if i only had that in my mouth for a week.
• Jafar: Now there's a wimpy boy flirting with a princess. That princess was going to be my slave when i took over Agrabah.
• Risky Boots: Don't be a phooey of yourself. I call their relationship a bad romance.
• Ammo Baron: A bad romance you say?
• Barracuda Joe: What did we do wrong?
• Twitch: We didn't even say in this.
• Risky Boots: As leader of the group, i'm going to cut their relationships off and rule all of Sequin Land ourselves.
• Vinegar: What about Agrabah?
• Risky Boots: That too.
• Jafar: We'll shred the place down and rebuild the town with my name on it.
• Risky Boots: I wonder what the rest of the worlds will look like if we take over?
• Ammo Baron: That would be lit.
• Risky Boots: Everybody stand back. I got a confession to make.
• Twitch: Like what? Tearing down Scuttle Town?
• Risky Boots: Back off! *use her dark magic on the gang*
• Jafar: What did you do?
• Feather God: I better go take my free time. *fly off*
• Risky Boots: I never felt so immortal before in my life. I am a little monster.
• Jafar: What are you going to do? Sing like a pop star?
• Risky Boots: You heard me. I'm queen of the world. *create a microphone stand and grab it to sing*

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught in a bad romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

Roma-roma-ma

Risky, ooh la-la

• Jafar: Want your bad romance.
• Risky Boots:

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

Roma-roma-ma

Risky, ooh la-la

• Jafar: Want your bad romance. *change Risky into a supermodel*
• Risky Boots:

I want your ugly, I want your disease

I want your everything as long as it's free

I want your love

Love, love, love, I want your love, hey

I want your drama, the touch of your hand *form a group of SlimeGals*

• SlimeGal #1: Hey.
• Risky Boots:

I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand

I want your love

Love, love, love, I want your love

• SlimeGal #2: Love, love, love, I want your love.
• SlimeGal #3:

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

I want it bad

Your bad romance

• Risky Boots:

I want your love, and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I want your love, and all your lover's revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

• SlimeGals: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
• Risky Boots: Caught in a bad romance.
• SlimeGals: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
• Risky Boots: Caught in a bad romance.
• Jafar: *play the stereo*
• Risky Boots:

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

Roma-roma-ma

Risky, ooh la-la

Want your bad romance

I want your horror, I want your design

'Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine

I want your love

Love, love, love, I want your love, uh

I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick

• SlimeGal #4: Hey.
• Risky Boots:

Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick

I want your love

Love, love, love, I want your love

• SlimeGals: Love, love, love, I want your love.
• Risky Boots:

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

• SlimeGals: Cause we're a free slime, baby.
• Jafar:

I want it bad

Your bad romance

• Risky Boots:

I want your love, and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I want your love, and all your lover's revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught in a bad romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

Roma-roma-ma

Risky, ooh la-la

Want your bad romance

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

Roma-roma-ma

Risky, ooh la-la

Want your bad romance

• Shards:

Walk, walk, fashion, baby

Work it, move that butt crazy

Walk, walk, fashion, baby

Work it, move that butt crazy

Walk, walk, fashion, baby

Work it, move that butt crazy

Walk, walk, passion, baby

Work it, we're a free shard, baby

• Risky Boots:

I want your love

And I want your revenge

I want your love

I don't wanna be friends

Je veux ton amour

Et je veux ta revanche

Je veux ton amour

I don't wanna be friends

• SlimeGals: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
• Risky Boots: No, I don't wanna be friends.
• SlimeGals: Caught in a bad romance.
• Risky Boots: I don't wanna be friends.
• SlimeGals: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
• Risky Boots: Want your bad romance.
• SlimeGals: Caught in a bad romance.
• Risky Boots:

Want your bad romance

I want your love, and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

• SlimeGals: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
• Risky Boots:

I want your love, and all your lover's revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

• SlimeGals: Want your bad romance.
• Risky Boots: Caught in a bad romance.
• SlimeGals: Want your bad romance.
• Risky Boots: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
• SlimeGals: Want your bad romance.
• Jafar: Caught in a bad romance.
• Risky Boots:

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

Roma-roma-ma

Risky, ooh la-la

Want your bad romance

• Everyone: *cheers*
• Jafar: What a fantastic performance.
• Risky Boots: I did great, did i?
• Jafar: You did my queen.
• Risky Boots: That would teach the brats a lesson.
• Jafar: So where are we heading now?
• Risky Boots: Let's go back to the ship and set up a plan to trap the heroes.

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