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Shortly after he screamed dis(which he basically does 2 every wurd that shoots outta his mouth), Equiud suddenly youth-rolled back in2 da room, all swetty and pouring with sweat. "Holly dhit motherucker, u look all worned out. Wut in the motherfuck did u do dat reqwuired 2 travel across half the entire glob?" teh buff dood sat b4 bending down on all 4s as he solemned in guilt "Elder, I'm sorry, I must confess my since..." he then told him everythin, how wut "the man" did 2 Aradia caused him 2 despice all hunmanity with a burning passhun dat maed him npw want it all destoryed, how he startinf leashing out sum of his inner hatred 4 humans on his boyfirend and watched him constantly and maed him becum a hikikomori in teh name of "ture luv", and how they 2gether planned on wiping out all of humanity using a bom with a raer stone adn leev his boyfirend as the only survivor by making him inject troll blood 2 make him a troll at teh last minut. "If it hadent bin 4 you're host, Elder, then all the humens would of have died thanks 2 mii." he concluded. Evey1 let out a unisonous *GASP* and Nepeta shot "EQUIUS-SAN WUT IN DA NAM A JEGUS WUR U '''THINKIN!?!'''" "I apologise my best Firend, I have none idea of wut processed in my mind 2 lead mii 2 attempt Genocide. Please, punish me..." "I'm sowwy Equius-San, but i'm feeling a bit tired form hnaving sex so much. I'm gonna go watch Happy Tree Furrends :3" "*sobs* Elder pl-" "Sorry motehrfucker but i can't delay it any longer. I must go motherfucking do somthing immediantly." Gamzee delcine then walked over 2 teh couch, where Tavros had been sitting this whole time. "U GOT HERE JUST IN TIEM." Karkat monotoned "I'M STRESSED, BORED, AND NEED A QUICK FUCK 2 WRAP DIS SHITSHOW OF DRAMA UP." Eqius immediately re-reomvoed all his cloths and bent down on all 4s "Pls, punish me Daddeh, I desrev dis 4 everythiong." Karkat shurgged 4 a moment b4 grabbing on2 his ass and thrusting his lobster up his ass liek a school running str8 on2 teh bus in last place after she overslept. |
Shortly after he screamed dis(which he basically does 2 every wurd that shoots outta his mouth), Equiud suddenly youth-rolled back in2 da room, all swetty and pouring with sweat. "Holly dhit motherucker, u look all worned out. Wut in the motherfuck did u do dat reqwuired 2 travel across half the entire glob?" teh buff dood sat b4 bending down on all 4s as he solemned in guilt "Elder, I'm sorry, I must confess my since..." he then told him everythin, how wut "the man" did 2 Aradia caused him 2 despice all hunmanity with a burning passhun dat maed him npw want it all destoryed, how he startinf leashing out sum of his inner hatred 4 humans on his boyfirend and watched him constantly and maed him becum a hikikomori in teh name of "ture luv", and how they 2gether planned on wiping out all of humanity using a bom with a raer stone adn leev his boyfirend as the only survivor by making him inject troll blood 2 make him a troll at teh last minut. "If it hadent bin 4 you're host, Elder, then all the humens would of have died thanks 2 mii." he concluded. Evey1 let out a unisonous *GASP* and Nepeta shot "EQUIUS-SAN WUT IN DA NAM A JEGUS WUR U '''THINKIN!?!'''" "I apologise my best Firend, I have none idea of wut processed in my mind 2 lead mii 2 attempt Genocide. Please, punish me..." "I'm sowwy Equius-San, but i'm feeling a bit tired form hnaving sex so much. I'm gonna go watch Happy Tree Furrends :3" "*sobs* Elder pl-" "Sorry motehrfucker but i can't delay it any longer. I must go motherfucking do somthing immediantly." Gamzee delcine then walked over 2 teh couch, where Tavros had been sitting this whole time. "U GOT HERE JUST IN TIEM." Karkat monotoned "I'M STRESSED, BORED, AND NEED A QUICK FUCK 2 WRAP DIS SHITSHOW OF DRAMA UP." Eqius immediately re-reomvoed all his cloths and bent down on all 4s "Pls, punish me Daddeh, I desrev dis 4 everythiong." Karkat shurgged 4 a moment b4 grabbing on2 his ass and thrusting his lobster up his ass liek a school running str8 on2 teh bus in last place after she overslept. |
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Revision as of 19:00, 12 July 2020
Author's Note: This story takes place during the events of Chapter 10 PART 2 of Nabriho'ulbon's World(links below) and thus, it is recommended that you read it before reading this story. I originally intended for this to be a part of the chapter, but due to the absurd length it was accumulating, I had to split this one into its own story.
Rating: 18+
[READ: Chapter 13 PART 2]
[Cue: Snow World - Yume Nikki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lyI7O7kLP0]
SHavo had jsut exited teh biulding and started wlakgin holding the crates. He switched opne the phoen 2 google maps which showed teh locaiton of the customer which was in a alleyway close 2 a The GAMe PLACe store, which teh citizens knew was where all duh black ganstas hang out at nite 2 smoek weed and rap n shit. "So, whos dis buff guy in teh room wth u?" Shavo suddenly tohught, Gamzee sat up on the couch(they wur both now in the living room) and rpelied "Oh, dis motherfucker rite ere?" he placed his hand around teh back of Eqiuus' neck "He's one a my many cool AF motherfucking friends." "Elder," Equius stuttered "I politly sugest dat u donut use sutch foul language." "C'mon motherfucker, this aint no Christion Server, where allowed 2 say wutever we motherfuckin want. I mean, wuts wrong with droppin a few mutherfucking f-bombs once in a while?" "Isn't that a trait typicalee associated with those lower on teh age spectrum, like 10 year old boys swearing on Call Of Dury?" "Who cares abot mutherfukin age, dat doesnt men motehrfucking anything in my motherfucking eyes." he wrapped his hands tighter around, causing swet 2 drip from his face as he stuttered "Elder, at the very least, could I suggest you tone down the 100d language. Also, may I suggest that you, remove the hand form behind me. Your fricking touch, is making feel flippin, strange. Fiddlesti%, forgive me for my 100d languadge Elder." "Hey hey, dats nothin 2 flip out aobut motherfucker. Ain't that rite motherfuckin homie?" Gamzee asked him, he rpledi "Sure. Say whatever u wnat." Gamzee removed his hand and Equius shortly after calmd down. He then politely asked him "Elder, can I ask a, qeustion?" "Sure thing moterfucker. Lay it the motherfuck down." "Is this teh mind of, a human? I am asking becuase i did not realy get a godd 100k at him when i was entering." "He sure is, motherfucker, and a motherfucking sick asss homei at that."
Equiud suddenly paused. A thought began to play in his hed. He recalled back at teh McDonalds, he was tyed up in a chare and was forced 2 watch ther as kidnapper took his crush Aradia and...no, no god no! This couldnt be! At the end of her execution, he was so furious dat he broke free form teh restraints as he ejaculated in rage "YUO MONSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he wanted revenge against the basterd 4 his unforgivable crime. Sadly, it went unfulfilled. The man grabbed his neck and slowly choked him 2 death. The emotions he feltedd during his final moments wur sumthing he deeply felt embarassed 4, a sense of sexual plesur in resposne 2 punishment which overtook his morality. After his death, he looked back on his new knowledge, abot the evils dat mankind wur capable. He culdnt believe dat a member of the Humans wold stoop so low as to take avantage of his crush and... mearly thinking abot teh awful thng he did gave him a headache as he fell on2 teh couch. Gamzee sat up and asked [End cue]"R u okay, motherfucker?" "A human. We are in teh midn of...a human. D-d-dastard! M-m-monsters! ..." "Woh woah chill down motherfu-" "ffffffFUCKING BARBARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gamzez gasped in shock! He culdnt belive dat he would swear when he was highly aganst 100d language!
[Cue: Chaotic Strength - Homestuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUMeMEbJB0M]
Gamzee tried 2 remain calm and stated "Calm down motherfucker, what's got ur faygo bottle all fizzlin-" "HUMANITY!!! ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL!!!!!!! THEY GO AROUDN FUCKING UP THE PLANET COMMITING ALL KINDS OF FUCKING IMMORAL CRIMES AND MAKIGN EVERY1'S LIVES FUCKIGN MISERABLE!!!!! DEM PIEACES OF SHIT ARE CONSTANTLY KILLING OTHER INNOCENTS INCLUDING THER OWN KIND AND IN SUM CASES, TRYING 2 WIPE OUT ENTIRE FUCKING ETHNICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKIGN CHEAT, FUCKING LIE, FUCKIGN STEEL, AND FUCKIGN DESTROY EVERYTHING, AND YET FOUR BILLIONS OF YEARS, WE TROLLS PUT UP WITH THAT FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! WELL AFTER WUT 1 OF DEM DID 2 ARADIA," "C'mOn MaN cOoL yOu'Re MoThErFuKiN jEt-" "NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING WORLD FULL OF FUCKING HATE AND FUCKIN SIN, IT'S INFESTED WITH FUCKING ASSHOLE SINNERS WHO ARE DOING NOTHING BUT MAKING EVERYTHING FUCKIGN MISERABLE FOR BOTH TROLLS AND THEMSELFS!!!!!!! TEH ENTIRE EARTH WOULD BE A MILLION TIMES BETTER FUCKING PLACE WITHOUT THEM FUCKING HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WuT aRe YoU tRyInG tO mOtHeRfUkIn Sa-" "I AMN SAYING DAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM DAMN FUCKING HUMANS DESERVES TO BURN IN THE FIERY PITS OF FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARK MY WURDS HUMAN, YUO BETTER MAKE UR LAST MOMENTS COUNT, BECAUSE VERY SOON, YOUR ALL GONNA DIE AT TEH HANDS OF MY POSTHUMOUS WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, they herd a femenine gasp from behind and they turned aorund and saw Nepeta who had opened teh door and wlaked in earlier. "EQIUIS-SAN Y U USE SUTCH AWFUL LANGUAGE U NEVER SWEARED BUH4!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SHUT TEH FUCK UP!!! WE'RE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE GODAWFUL MIND OF A GODDAMN HUMEN AND I'M LETTING HIM KNOW DAT HIS ENTRIE KIND IS FUCKING AWFUL AND DESERVES NO SALVATION!!!" "MoThErFuKeR pLeAsE sToP gEtTiNg YoUr MoThErFuCkIn RaGe On!1! tHaT's YoU'rE bEsT fRiEnD aNd My MoThErFuCkInG sTeP sIs, MoThErFu-" "WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO FUCKING INTERTUPT ME YOU FUCKING HALF-NI[GG]ER!!!!!!!!!!" Gamzze gasped all offended!! When he was borned, he only got 2 spend moar than 5 minuts with his black mom b4 she died and he had been living without a mom figure ever since up until his dad got married but even then, he didnt feel a connection with Nepeta's mom, she didnt feel the saem. Teh people dat 2 him seemed da closest 2 his mother wur a tall AF grey skinned woman with big tits and who he considered his Personal Playmate...Mituna. Teh 2 of dem immediately took aciton; Nepeta pounced on him nadn they both pinned him 2 da gorund. They dragged him 2 teh couch where she kept him pinned on2 the cushions as Gamzee retreated 2 his room 2 relieve sum strees 4 a moment. "*sigh* sorry bout that motherfucker. Honestly didnt expect him 2 git all mothefukin pissed, i dont even no wut his deel is nowadays. Ever since we all died, he's ben constantly spending time with his boyfriend, now i hav nothin against motherfuckin talkign 2 those u luvd b4 u kicked teh bucket, but personally, i tihnk teh mutherfucking visits r a bit...excessive. I rarely motherfucking see him on weekinds and i had 2 w8 a week b4 i culd tell him 2 look 4 Sollux. Anyways, I'm gona fap 2 pictures of my motherfucking Personal Playmate, so just keep wlaing and ignore everything happenin hear 4 nau, ok?" "I'm already there" Shavo rpleid, looking at his phone which sed he was onyl inches away from the destination.
[Cue: The next episode - Snoop Dogg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT9lGggkWCU]
He lukt up away form his phine and saw a croud of blax huddled 2gether in a alleyway. He stpped inside casually skidding past every1 untill he reeched da vereh end, where there was a stage and a black woman with short blood red hair with fuschia tips dressed in a black tank with a pink Psces simbul which exposed thje straps of her hawt pink bra, blsck ripped genes with slits in dem, sleek black lethar boots, and shades with a dolgen rim with a bug in teh middle liek Snoop Dogg's was droppin sum sicc beats. By teh tiem he walked past every1, she had finished perfomring and teh crown started applauding her admiring her dope rap skillz n sik beetz and tlakign in hip ghetta slang. Her boyfirned, Butch, who was dressed liek dis punk 'ere, hopped up on stage barberring "Yo Lucy dat wus sicc gurl! U rlly outdid yoself 2nite!" "Well y wouldnt i! I spent months re-recordin my beets in da studio, and my gansta instincts r tellin me dat when my jam of an album drops, dem awards r gonna be pilin in, yo!" "Im pruod a u gurl! Ur beetz r sick AF and i no dat dem critics will be feelin da saem way. Ain't dat rite Tommie!" Tommie then hopped on stage and rpeleid "Hell yeh! Jus when i though dis was just gon' be anotha generic get-2getha wi' mah ex, u wur hear droppin teh sickest beetz i eva herd in a long tiem!" "U thought dat wus dope, u aint seen nothin yet! Wait til u smoke summa dees!" she turned aorund 2 Shavo and grabbed the box.
"Shavo, mah man! Ya came right on tiem yo!" She complimented as she puled teh box 2 her ised and took out a pack, Tommie stared at it al bewildered and she turned and contieud "U seirosly aint had any a dis! Homie, u missed out on so muthafucken much. Missed out on summa da hawtest shit in da hood! I meanin NO exagerratin when i cum up n say dat 22Red is summa teh dopest shit you'll eva try in yo entire existence on Martn Lutha King's grren grass earth!" "DID SUM1 HEAR JUS SAY SUMTHIN BOUT 22 FUCKIN RED!?!?!?" ejaculated a young girl voice. Teh source wa quickly reaveld 2 be a short midget black gurl wit 2 curly hair ball things on teh 2 sieds of her fcae dressed in magenta overalls who ran up 2 stage and jumped on2 her brother Butch then turned 2 Shavp and estated "SHAVO!!! OH SHIT DAWG, IM FINALLY SEEIN YA IN PERSON!!! WAT YA WAITIN 4, HAND SUMMA DAT GOOD SHIT OVA!!!" "I'm sorry but my products r not 2 childs u look far 2 yung 4 dis." "DA FUK U SAY 2 ME NIBBA-" "Bessy, cool yo jets." Butch interupted "Sorry bout that Shav. 2 cleer things up, my older sister hear's almsot in her 30s." "*muffles 4 a bit b4 movin Butch's hand outta da fuckn way* Yeah! I bin smoking yo good shi the moment i was old enouf ta 2 so! Most a dem order's yo git form ova here? There from me: Ur biggest fan once from teh US, now ordering dat good shit form hear in da UK!!!" Shavo chuclked as he turned his hed a cuple itmes, noticing every1 there seemed estatic at his presence(an y wouldnt they be), and sed "Well, looks liek u got a lot a pepole hear!" "Yeah!" rpleid Loose-E "Every1 in da hoods a dis town hav been comin hear evey nite 4 mah shows! It's good 2 git out there and rap sum beetz 2 folks after motnhs of being all cooped up in da studio! And we're still waitng 4 summa our guests!"
[Cue: Beatdown(Strider Style) - Homestuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7y7ZkkOJs]
Rite after she sed dat, Shavo suddenly felt dis strange ever-shifting presence, he turned a aorund a cuple tiems and culdve sworn he saw a shadow rapidly moving across the walls. Loose-E was abot 2 ask him abot it but b4 she culd da shadw dashd over rite in frnt of dem an reveled itself 2 be..."OH SHIET DAWG IT'S EMINEM N MACKLEMOAR!!!" Tomie ejaculated as he pointed 2 Dave Strider's bro who was holding him bi teh hed(Eminem n Macklemoar arent ther reel nams there jsut there nicjnames). "Stirder mah man!!!" Loos-E greeted "You neva l8 fo anythin! I nu dat wus u da moment Shav turned his hed a cuple a tiems! Hey, rmemeber dat tiem back in hi skool when..." they then started having a conversaiton about there hi skool days, when Strider was a cuople of grades ahed of her and awlays showed up 2 all da baskitball gmaes and Junior-Senior lunch wrap tournaments early, and my god, did he blo teh compotition outta da water. [Cue: Moonsetter - Homestuck] During dis conversation menawhile in Shavo's mind. Nepeta still had him pinned like a needle keeping a shtee of paper in place when suddenly, sum1 wlaked in and she turned aorund and it was Feferi, who gasped at the site of Equius and ejaculated "O)( my Glub, W)(at )(append )(err?!" "Ferrari, you wont belive mii when i say dis butt... EQUIUS IS NOW A ZEEKNOWFOEB!1!1!" Nepeta rpeldi as she hopped off, with her disconnected ghost hadns kepin him pinned down "Wut r we gonna do FEfeeri-chan?" "Well, im )(esitant 2 day ti)(s but, i t)(ink im gonna )(av 2 cull )(im soon." "Butt w8 hau cna u do dat if hes alreddy dyed?" "*light chucle* no, by dat i meen i'll do my best to tell )(im about da evulz of zenophovia and stay by )(is side and care 4 )(im til be lerns )(is lessin." "BY THAT U MEEN U'LL ACT LIKE A CONDESCENDING HELICOTPER MOM 2 HIM 24/7 LECTURING HIM ABOUT EVERY BAD THING HE DOES UNTILL HE GETS SIC A UR SHIT AND STARTS PRETENDING 2 TAEK U SERIOSLY." interbutted Karkat as he stepped in also.
"Karkat pls dont be rude liek dat 38( i want every1 )(ear 2 sptend t)(ere afterlives in peace and luv and t)(ey cant do dat w)(en Equius doesnt see the good )(umens can do. Hey, )(muan." "*MUFFLE*" "S)()()()(!" Feferi shushed as she continud "Maybe u s)(uld stay )(ear and try 2 do sumt)(ing rly good so dat my frend will relize dat u )(umens arent bad" "W8 I THOUGHT HE ALREADY KNOWED DAT B4 WE ALL DIED. EVEN WHEN DAT SICKO HAD US ALL TIED UP TO WACH AS HE DUMPED U IN TEH FRYER AN CUT ERIDAN IN HALF AND STRANGLED ME 2 DEATH WITH TEH PHONE CORD WHEN I TRYD CALLING 4 HELP 2 GIT U GUYS DA FUC OUTTA THERE, HE DIDNT MOVE A MUSCLE AND STAYED. IM PISSED DAT HE CHOSED 2 RATHER "Respect his elders" THEN SAVE US ALL FROM FALLING INTO THE SEA OF DYING AGONIZING DEAFS, THO AT LEEST IT MAED PERFECT SENSE, 4 A HORSE-COCK-LUSTING MACHO-TARD ANYWAYS." "Yea)(, )(e )(as bin acting quite strnge recently..." suddenly teh door closed behind dem and they looked up and saw a boy with a mohawk wearinf a black jaket and a black shirt with teh Tarusu symbol who was floating in teh air via his robot legs witch wur cutted up in2 several big hotdog slices but still worked. "uHHHHH, hEY GUYS," ")(ey Tarvos 38)" "안녕(hi) Tavros-kun :3" "*MUFFLES*"
"U cna let go of ur )(ands now Nepeta, i'll keep )(im restrained 4 u." "Thnaks Feferi-Chan deusuuuu!" she pulled her hands back on2 her arms and runned up 2 Tavros as he was descdenging and hugged him "I'm so glad ur hear Tavros! i tinhk we'er gonna hav lots o fun!" "yEAH, uHHH, bUT nEEPTA, wILL YOU PLES, uM, gET OF, i'M ALERJYK 2 CATS." "Sorry bout dat. I'm just so excited about dis!" and she was was indeed. 2 her dis wood be da prefect oppoertunity 4 her 2 fulfill her dream of finally findin a Girlfriend-Free Boy 2 bild a relationship with from the ground-up, and dis was teh only way it was possibal now. Ever since childhood, she had dis secret fantasy of findign a hart-sweet but constantly kept 2 helsef becaus of personal issues like her crippling autism makign communicating 10,00x moar diffuclt, well now dat she was ded, she relized dat she culdnt hold back anymore. She was sick of being a feline Virgin with Rage. And now with dis huge party set up by her Step-Brother, there was no holding back now. "hAVE ANY OF U SCENE, um, gAMZ ANYWHERE?" meenwhile in his room, Gamzee was on teh verge of climax. His 15 girths, how his suit tightened aorund his chubby body, makng his sexy luv handles moar noticable, dat nice...choice...ass, it really... turned him on. He stopped 4 a moment 2 look at a picture in teh distance, having 2 squint and crawl over a bit cus he1 was neer-sighted. Sum tiem ago, he asked him 2 draw him a picture of himsef, and whispered abot including mild sexynes. Unsurpisingly, the request shocked him a bit, but he went with it anyway. Insted of getting a well-drawn animeqsue drawing of himself as a man with teh features mentioned above, he got a drawing of tall troll girl dressed in his suit with big tits and ass, but her waste was so thin(teh quality was still good tho). Gamz simply didnt understand y did he want 2 hide his true beauty beneath teh amsk of sociaty's expections of sexyness, because 2 him, he was teh hotest man alive. sum of dem wur softer, but his figure was jsut right in his eyes. 2 storkes later, an he cummed out a quarter of a gallun of his whti liquids which got on teh bedsheets. As he was getting up 2 put teh photos away, Nepeta went up 2 da door and kocked saying "Gamzee? R u inn dare?"
"I'll be rite mutherfuckin there in a few motherfuckin minuts sis." he put dem away inside a drawyer and took out a lollipipe 4 the hell of it and stashed it away in 1 of his pockits b4 he wlaked out teh door. "Wat wur u doing in there Gamzee-san?" Nepeta asked he rpelied "Nothin motherfcking personal." in reeality she nu exacly wut he was doing in there because she looked inside from a opening in the door when he wasnt but she chose 2 kep it a sneekret anyway. "So, wut r we hear 4 exactly?" "Well simply put with all of dis worrying about where Sollux is i jsut thought it wood be a good idea 4 us motherfuckerz 2 chillax abit 4 once nad get uor motherfucking hangout on." "Ok then." teh 2 wlkaed in2 da livig rom and Gamzee latched his eys on2 da syte of Tarvos an his hart startd beating rapidly in luvestruckness. "~It's gonna be fine mtoherfucker, its gonna be motherfuckin fine. just retret 4 a lil motherfucken while, let her hand u some mtoherfuckin adivce, then walk up 2 him all informed and...~" "HEY GAMZEE." his thoughts wur suddenly interupted by teh cry of his best firend who teh siting on the floor below teh couhc "Yeah motherfuckr." "IS ERIDAN COMEING?" "Oh, umm, sorry motherfucker but no he isnt." "*SIGH*" "Is sumthin wrong muthafuka?" "NO ITS JUST THAT, I CANT BELIEF WE RARELY EVER GOT 2 SPEND TIEM WITH EACHTOEHR IN PERSUN WHEN WE WUR ALIVE, TEH CLOSEST WE EVER GOT WAS DURING WHEN I WAS BASICALLY ALLOWED 2 DO WUTEVER I WANTED FREE FROM THE TYRANICAL LECTUERING OF MY DAD DURING HIS "Transistion" AND WE WOOD HANG OUT WHEN HIS POS DAD WASNT AROUND, AND BACK AT TEH MCDONALDS WHERE U NO WUT HAPPEND. I THOUGHT DAT WE WOOD GIT 2 SPEND MOAR TIEM 2 GETHAR IN DUH AFTERLIFE, WELL, WHEN IM AT ANYWHERE BUT IN MY DAD'S MIND ANYWAYS(fuck dat guy), BUT IGUESS NOT." "Hey dont worry bout it motherfucker. I dont no da motherfuckin specifics, but im motehrfuckin certain he had a good reson 4 not coming." "IT BETTER BE..."
[Cue: A Knight's Reflection - Homestuck]
Gamzee then deckared "Now dat every1's motherfucking here, lets all just chillax and git are motherfuckin chill on 2gethar." shortly after he sed dis back in teh reel world, both Loose-E and Strider had conclueded talking about there childhoods and rtie afer they finished she brought up "So, wus there sutmhing u wnated 2 talk abot here?" "Yes." Karkat herd his voice and turned around 2 a windwo which was hsowing wut wus going on outside "y'see, my lil bro(𝚆̶𝚑̶𝚘̶'̶𝚜̶ ̶𝚍̶𝚎̶𝚏̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚒̶𝚝̶𝚎̶𝚕̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚗̶𝚘̶𝚝̶ ̶𝚖̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚘̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚏̶𝚛̶𝚘̶𝚖̶ ̶𝚋̶𝚊̶𝚔̶𝚌̶ ̶𝚒̶𝚗̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚒̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚌̶𝚑̶𝚘̶𝚘̶𝚕̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚒̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚒̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚏̶𝚘̶𝚛̶𝚖̶ ̶𝚞̶ ̶𝟺̶ ̶𝚜̶𝚎̶𝚟̶𝚛̶𝚊̶𝚕̶ ̶𝚢̶𝚎̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚜̶)'s boyfriend dyed a lil wile ago. He was actually 1 of dose kids form dat murder at teh McDonalds." "Rly?" "Yeah, he was dat 1 grey kid who called teh police sum time during it all." "Dat's horrible wut monster wood waste ther time killin a buncha random kids?" "IDK, but anyways, after all dat, my bro's bin having sum difficulty with moving on n things." Karkat noticed dat during dis his ex was staring at the gorund all embarased, he widhed he culd save him from the emberssment but he there was nothing he culd do about it. "Whacha lookin at motherfucker?" Gamzee asked he pointed 2 da window and he looked out as well and every1 else was curios so every1 except 4 Feferi and Equius aproached the window nad looked out(the 2 who didnt just looked at the windwo and squinted there eyes). "Sum time ago, i hooked him up with 1 of his Pesterchums in duh hopes dat maybe gettin a nu luver wood take his mind off his ex. 2nite's teh nite of there first date, i spent sevral months training him up n everything, however im still not sure he's "there" yet. By dat i mean duh part where after gettng 2 know each other 4 a bit they plop down on teh bed and do teh do if u no wut i meen." Karkar cringed at teh last part, knowing exacly wut he ment "*nods*" "I tihnk de only way 2 get him fully prepard is if i hav him try it out on a reel persun, and unfortunately no prostitue on earth's gonna fuck a 13-year old boy and get invilved with all duh legal issus and shit. So, i was thinking if u culd do sumthing special dis nite and maybe like..." "Sure thing bro. HEY EVERY1!!!" Karkat stated 2 swet nad begged 2 hilself "NO! NO PLS NO" "Hey motherfuckers dis givs me a motherfucking idea!" Announced Gamzee, Karkat continued 2 beg "NO! DONT U SAY IT GAMZEE! DONT U DO IT! *claps hands in a prayer* I NO WUT UR THINKING! ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA! DO NOT-"
[Cue: Rumble at The Rink - Homestuck]
They both then ejauclated "LETS MAKE DIS A MoThErFuCkInG oRdGiE1!1!1!!!!!!!!" "*FACE PALM*" Teh gangtsas outside cheered in appraise, dis was the gr8st surprie in duh histroy of anything efer. Not 4 Karkat tho. "Sumething motherfuckin borthering u motherfucker?" "FUCK YES! NOT ONLY DO I THINK DIS IS A STUPID IDEA, R, R U- DID U JUST FORGIT DAT TAVROS IS AN ASEXUAL. SPEKAING OF HIM, R U AWARE OF WUT VRISKA'S BEN DOING WITH HIM BACK WHEN WE WUR ALI-" "Don't motherfucking worry abot a motherfucking thign mothrtfucker. Hecan just motherfucking fuck for the motehrfucking plesure of another motherfucker. Just cus he doesnt hav dis sexual atractioness towards other people doesnt meen he cant hav secks or else sumthing motherfuckin bad will hapen liek with AIDS. Ain't dat rite Tarvos?" "uHHH, yEAH, i WON'T MIND, hAVNG SECKS WITH U GUYS, iF IT'LL MAKE U HAPPY," "See motherfucker. Think of it as like with, motherfuckin Jade, dat 1 motherfukin "Aromantic" u kept bringing up dat apparantly has sumting 2 do with a abondoned island and dis god dog nad also dat Tavros contacted her a lot and at 1 point talked baot sumthin important with her or sumthin IDK. But anyways, just cus she cant hav romance 4 people doesnt meen she cant hav a boyfriend, albeit it'll be a bit moar friendshippy but u git wut i mean..." during ther talk, Feferi reeched out her pocket and pulled a gold ball thing. Sum tiem b4 his dissapearence, Sollux gave it 2 her nad told her 2 open it on a night when 2 planets merged in2 1, which wood hapen in a few weeks. After dat, she vowed not 2 openit untill dat day. She stared at the ball 4 a moment and wondered wut culd be in it, wus it sumthin imprtant? A clue 2 his whereabout? All she knowed was dat suprissin duh desire 2 open it was alot harder then it lukt.
Shortly after Loos-E maed teh announcement nad evey1 cheered, Butch looked up and noticed sumthing in teh sky. "*Points* Hey look!" "Oh yeh it's..." Loos-E sed, interupted by the thing chrashing on the siedwalk with the force of a meteor, dont worry tho the only tihng dat wus borkened was dat the neerby litepost shorted and the borund bleow it was alll crackd. "Sup homies!" "Hey Bliss!!!" she soared ff the siedwlak and flyed over 2 her friends and they hugged. Afer they pulled back Loose-E infromed "So, we a had a bit ova change a plans and nau we're doing a orgy 4 my firend's bro. Basically he's all sad dat his boyfirned's ded nd wants sum preparation 4 dis d8 he's having soon. Since ur aurnd da smae age as him, ur teh perfect person 2 bang him wihtout getting neither a u in any legal truble." "Sure muthafuka! Anytihn 4 1 a mah baes!!!" during those events, Gamze looked up at the ceilign and sed 2 Shavo "Hey motherfucker, so we had dis chane a plans and nau we're all up gonna get our mtoherfucking secks on. I suggest dat u smoke summa dat weed so dat we all can gt sotned cus ghosts cant smoke human weed so i wnat u 2 do it 4 u-" "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" shrieked Nepeta as she shoved her step-bro "DONT LISTEN WEED IS BAD AND CAN KILL U CUS WEED IS BAD AND ITS BAD AND CAN KILL U SO WEED IS BAD!!!!!!!" "*chucles* Chill teh motherfucker down motherfucker. It's only bad if u git mothefuckin adducted n hist. Go ahed and smoke a motehrfucken pack." so SHav grabbed a pack nad reeched in2 his pocket and pulled out a bong and placed the weed in it and smoked it. As dat wus happen, every1 in his mind was starting 2 feel the effects of it and Gamzee pulled out the Lollipipe and imitated as if he was smoking it and as Nepeta was admonishing about how bad weed was he fell back and had a flashback.
FLASHBACK
[Cue: Uboa's Theme - Yume Nikki]
Fear. During dose moments, his mind was filled with nothing but fear. He was legit motherfuckin terrifyed. He nu wut was gonna happen 2 him soon if he was cuaght, he wood end up liek teh others. the only thing he had 2 relieve teh stress wus the weed he brought, and it was now starting 2 hav the opposite effect. Not 2 mention, he wus staritng 2 loose his grasp on reality, all he saw was a empty void insted of the inside of McDonalds. Yet despite dat, he still contieud 2 crave 4 moar of dat smeh as his heart palpatated 10,000 beats per second. He reached deep in2 his patns pocket and pulled out teh very last pack and ingested it. [Cue: Working...Please Wait - Yume Nikki] Teh moment he swallowed, he watched as teh void dissipated and was rpelaced by a world of circle things, tents, and a rainbow road, which he instantly recognized was the same place he was at a cuple years aog, standing in the same area he started at, nad wearing the same yellow cloths. He looked down below teh rainbow road and saw the exact same dark carnival. He wonderd 2 himself if his mom was still down there, or if she had finaly ben blasted 2 hell by Bang! Pow! Boom! and then turned back 2 teh raod. For most of his lyfe, he had bin told dat she was in heaven, it wasnt until a few days b4 his tenth burfday dat his dad finally todl hm the truth dat she was actaully in the dark carnival. She was a predator who sexually harassed litl bois on forums nad so his dad catfhished her and she ended up becoming a sex slave. He rported dat during the last few onths, she genuininly seemed 2 be showing remorse 4 her sins and evan started preaching the relijun. She was dis close 2 finally being redemptioned and being allowed 2 enter heaven. Unfortunately she died b4 dat happend and her son felt ashamed of himself 4 killing her but his dad reminded him dat it was not his fault and he shuldnt feel 2 bad abot it.
His thoughs wur interupted by a voice in the distance saying "GaMzEe, WeLcOmE bAcK. i SeE U'vE lErNeD fRoM u'Re MiTsAkE. nOw, MaRcH tO uR dEsTiNy, BuT bE wOrNeD. tHeRe'S a DaNgEr On DiS pAtH wHo If YoUr UnPrEpArD, wIlL sEnD u FaLlInG iNtWo ThE DaRk CaRnIvAl, AnD dIs TiMe, NoThInG wIlL pReVeNt U'rE fAlL. sO, hOlD uR WaRhAmMeR oF ZiLlYhOo ClOsE aNd Be PrEpArEd FoR aNyThInG." it was teh voce of da Grand Highblud calling 2 him once agan, Gamzee nooded 2 da syk and pulled out his Warhamur of Zillyhoo form his pocket nad began his jerney 2 da dark tent where his ancester was waiting 4 him, however he didnt rush anytihng and wlaked across teh paff at a normak pace. Vereh sooon, he encoutnered dis shadowy figur blockign his path. "mY dEsEnDaNt, NaU's Da TiEm To StRiKe BaCk. YoU'lL sOtP rUnNiNg AwAy AdN fAcE yOu'Re FeArS!!!" "I mOtHeRfUcKiN wIlL! tEh SuOnD oF uR vOiCe AdN uR mOtHeRfUkIn WoRdS hAv GiVeN mE aLl ThE mOtHrFuKiNg cOuRaGe I nEeD tO tAk DiS mOtHeRfUcKeR oN! i HaV nOtHiNg To Be MoThErFuCkIn AfRaId Of!1!1!1!" he dahsed over 2 da shoadwo and delted several blows. After several wel aimed strikes, it collapsed on2 the gorund "eXeLlEnT wOrK!!! nOw RuN sTrAiGhT aHeD tWo YoU'rE dEtSiNy!!!!!!" Gamzee wlaked aournd it and runned across the path, which was now going perfectly straight 2 teh tent. He skidded 2 a sotp a few inches away form teh door and pulled on the ring on teh sotne clown face which was where teh doornob on normal doors was and it maed a laughting noise b4 it gradually opened up.
uMMM, sIR UM, wHAT R U DOIG WITH DAT, nO, nO GOD! Teh door opened up 2 a large hallway with a dark purple carpet. iT, iT WON'T OEPN! iT'S LOCKED, gAAAA! a voice echoed in his hed as he took his first step on2 teh carpet. After he fully stepped inside, the door closed behind him. NO! NO 2TOP! 2TOP2TOP2TOP2TOP... Voices continued 2 echoe in his hed liek smol rocks impacting with the surface of water, but he was 2 calm 2 react or care about dem. *sobs* w)(y, W)-(Y *gurgles* Teh walls had porttaits of (almost) all of his dead ancestors, crowded alongside the occasional mask or 2. He contiued 2 walk slowly up 2 ware he was aproachin the end of teh hallway, where there was a large door liek the 1 previosly, and 2 the rite of it wur 2 empty portraits, 1 labeled with his father's name, and the other with his own. NO WWAY R U LAYIN UR GLUBBIN HANDS ON ME U FUCKIN MO *slash* He stoped in front of teh door and puled teh ring on it and it maed teh saem teh other 1 did. 911, I'M KARKAT. KARKAT VANTAS. AND MY- MY FRIENDS ARE DYING. WE'RE AT- WE'RE AT A MCDONALDS AND DIS GUY IS- HE'S GONG AROUND KILLING EVERY1! HE GOT MY BROTHE A FEW MINUTS AGO NOW I THINK- I'M CERTAIN- THAT I'M NEXT. PLES, GET HERE AS QUICK AS U CA- *gasps 4 air* D-D-Don't touch me!! No, no pleas, stop! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Teh vioces in his hed multiplied and stated layering over eachother as teh door opened 2 a throne room, at the very end of the carpet stood a dark purple throne, behind it a black wall colored in varios shades of blood. There he was, in front of his eyes YUO MONSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was him...The Grand Highblood, the 1 dat started it all.
"uHHHH, hEY gAMZEE," he turned aornd and saw his crush Tavros and his sister Nepeta(who was in clown makeup) standing a few feet away form the carpet standing. He ran up 2 him and hugged him as he rpelid "Motherfuckin sup bro!" his heart wasnt beeting out of lovstruckness dis tiem, it was beating 200,000x more than it did when he was and he didnt even notice it beeting. "Hey Gamzee :3!" Nepeta cheered as she hopped on his back "We're gonna do so many motherfuckin wicked things hear bro." "But furrust, u must grret ur ansestor!!" HEY LET GO OF ME YOU IM8ECI- AAAAAAAAAAAA "Suer thng motherfucking sis." he gave him 1 smol pekc on the cheek and turned aorund 2 his ancestor, meanwile his crush stood there kinduh shocked as Nepeta waved her sleeve. As soon as he took another step, he noticed dat teh floor felt a bit cold, liek the marbel surface of a sink. U'LL PAY 4 WUT U DID 2 MAH FURREND U MONSUTA!!! nonetheless, he contieud walking up 2 him. HOW DARE U KILL MY FRENDS YU- it only took a few minuts untill he and ihm wur standing face 2 face. He spoke "GaMzEe, uR tIeM hAs CuM. yOu WiLl NoW jOiN tEh RaNkS oF yOuR aNsEsToRs WhO dIeD iN gLoRy PrEaChInG tHe WoRdS oF tHe MiRtHfUl MeSsIaHs." "Wut about my parents?" "GaMzEe, AlThO u'Ll NeVeR sEe Ur BiOlOgIcAl MoThEr AgAiN, iT wOn'T bE lOnG uNiTl U sEe HiM aNd Ur StEp-MoM. nOw," he reached out 1 of his hands, an oversized palm about the size of his descendent's body "TaKe My HaNd" U CLOD BLODDED MONSTER!!! by dis point his mind was infested with teh voices, leaving lil room 4 secind thoughs. He reeched out his hand, he culd feel himself leaning 4ward as he bent up till he was stansing on his tips. Teh voices grew louder. More frequent. Finally, teh tips of his fingers touched teh tips of his and he pulled his hand closer on2 it as he congratulated "WeLcOmE tO InSaNe ClOwN PaRaDiSe" 4 a moment, he saw his ancestor replaced by a strangely familiar girl, but b4 he culd react, his heart stopped dead and ...everything faded 2 black...
*SPLASH*
[Cue: Night Ambience - The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK4JSwhdcdE]
Bacc at teh apratment bilding a lil while after Nabriho Petunia Tom and Shavo left, Mituna Latula John and Serj wur sitting on teh couch watching Mandy starrting Nic Cgae. Mituna turned off his siwtch and was abot 2 lay it down sumware when suddenly he dropped it and as he was bending dwon 2 pick it up summa teh CDs he got a lil while ago fell out. "Mituna. Where did u git all dose at?" Latula asked Miyuna rpleid "Oh, i got them at dat laek we wur at a whiel ago." "Don't u alreddy have those tho?" "Yeh but erlier i wuth thinking about thelling all of them but i didnt rly go thru with it, kinduh forgot 2 do tho." teh moive was pasued during the convosation. Latula grabbed 1 of dem, a copy of ther first album, and chuckled "Honey, did i tell u how mutch i luv thees silly lil songs. I dont rly care much abot teh lyrics or wut they even meen, but dat instrumentals...gawd u sure can be quite a metal extraoridnaire sumtiems." "Yeh, u told me 5 thouthand tiemth alreddy. Hey John." John paused teh moive 4 a moment then turmned 2 him "I abtholutely luv ur all'th muthic. Dith ith my favorite album and my favorite thong'th P.L.U.C.K. i liek hau u guys chose 2 honuor you're Armenian heritage by writing a song baout teh Ar-" "Yeha it was quite nice of u and ur bandmates 2 do dat." Latula interuppted. John culdnt hlep but feel tis strange feeling within her, as if she was hiding sumthin. Sudeenly, the couch shoke as Cronsu stretched out his limbs as he yawned and woke up. "Ey chap, dis ur place?" John silently nodded. he pulled out a leather black jacket out of his pocket and started it putting it on as he responded "Well, imma be headin back 2 my crib." After he finished, he hopped up off teh couch and lightly toucjhed Mitnau's sholder a bit, cuaseing him 2 tense up, he didnt liek being touched. She saw dis and got pissed and turned aournd and screamed "U LEEV MAH HUBBY ALONE AND GTF OUTTA HEAR!!!! GO ON!!! çek git[SCRAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" after he closed teh door, she froze. Serj and John wur looking at her. She started 2 tense up.
[Cue: 108 Stars of Density - Homestuck]
Gamzee sat up rubbing teh back of his hed as he slowly regained consciousness. Whiel he was dazed out, Nepeta weny on a long rant about how weed was bad and can kill u, in which she repeated the tern "Weed is bad" almost 10 tiems and she quickly wrapped it up with "Weed is dab." Gamzee chucled and replied "Chill the motherfuck down motherfucker. Weed isnt dat motherfuckin bad." "Gamzee-kun wur u listening 2 a single god damin wurd i was sayin!?! Weed is bad and awful and bad and...hey, i'm acrually feeling kinduh...uuuuuu *purr*..." "Dat's teh motherfuckin magic of marriwuanna motherfucker." bakc in teh reel wrold, Loose-E grabbed a pack as she turned 2 Tommie and handed him 1 and every1 at teh palce was now smoking the weed chillin prepareing 4 the wicked shit 2 start kickin in. "Hey, tis tastes kiunduh MoThErDuCkIn FaMiLiAr..." "Well yeah it does." she rpledied "Don't u remember when we chillaxed on the couch and smoked dis shit a lil while back." "Oh, well, all i rmemeber wus dat i took a cuple sips od Tom's smirnoff and...everything's just a blank form there." "*places a few bits of fuschia marine cannabis in and lites it up* *raises the death metal finger symbol thing in the air* This goes out 2 1 a mah all tiem greatest eyedulls Meenah Peixes, teh Cardi B a duh Sea. She's goin thru lots rite now, after teh death of her dotter Fef, and im wishin teh best of wishes, and i pray dat things get better 4 her reel soon." every1 else also raised there hands in the pose as she hit her bong.
Meenwhile, Dave was 2 yung 2 smoke weed and his Bro wasnt sum mysterious juggalo dad and sumwut cared abot the rules(not a lot tho) so insted he was shoving 50 puonds of dark chocolate down his throuat liek he was sum goose he was force-feeding a fuckton of maize cus he herd on teh interwebs dat chocolate culd get u hi. Bliss who was aorund the same age wasnt thrusting thoudands of pounds down her gullet but at teh same tiem wasnt smokin weed simply cus she wus 2 cool 4 drugs and was casually watchign as Dave gagged in pain. "Bro, u feelin hi nau?" he asked after it ended he rpleid "I gUeSsSsSs..." "Good, *begins pullin off his shirt* nau lets dis off u so u can start bangin." meenwhille Btuch Tommie n Loose-E wur sittin down n chillin a bit when suddenly they herd a lustful moan and she turned aournd and saw a square-chinned ginger with messy hair dressed in oonly a long no sleev perriwinkel shirt and short plain white bocksers. Tommie confinerned "Oh dats 1 a my roomamates Mattie. He's a cumplet faggot who cant go 4 8 huors without a cock deep up his ass. And it's bin 9 huors." "uhhhhhhhhh, will sum1 hear just thrust there fuckin dick up me im so damn horny uuuuuuhhhhhhhh..." he moaned, he was so damn horny. Tommie lifted him up by the shirt and turned 2 Sahvo and screamed "Hear Shavo u can hav him!" "Weight wu-" but he was cut off by his scrawny femboy bod impacitng him rite in teh chest cuasing dem both 2 fall 2 teh gorund.
He quickly sat up a bit 2 find Mattie panting in front of him liek a dog eargerly w8ing 4 a scooby snack and he beggd "Omg ur so hawt wuihtout a shirt onn." he reeched over 2 his pants and pulled dem down and pulled apart his bocksers and stared in awe at his pgoo stick. He wasnt feeling all dat cold howevr bbecause he was used 2 not wearig a shirt regardless of wether, and it was quite cold 2night, but he wasnt. Suddenly Mattie placed his dick in hos mouth liek a shark biting in2 a part of a boat like in dose shark movies and he started sucking on it liek how a seesaw with 2 peple on it goes up and down a lot. Meenwhile, Butch and Toomie turned 2 each other and held on2 each toehrs hans as they looked at each otehr in lust. "It's been a while since we did dis eh?" Tommie sed "Yeah" Butch rpelied "Well, lets make this shit work." they both sed in unicons. Butch removed his leather black jaket and plain bkac shitr as Tommie started removing his dank blu hoody and shirt and he tossed aside his dark gray ripped genes and OBEY cap and shades whereas his ex pulled off his edgy black genes and brite red shoes and they both removed ther boxers as well. Tommie got dwon on the floor as Btuch str8ended his hershey's dark chocolate bar out a bit preparing 4 entrance. "where doing it man" As soon as he thrusted his oak tree branc inside his ass, Tommie moaned "where MAKING THIS HAPEN"
Bro had just finished rmeovning all of his bro's clothes and Bliss was laying on the floor with her legs spred out, her cyan coluored pantys not far. He bented his bro's knees on2 the gorund his lil weinus rite infornt of her entrance, but he seemed hesitant. Frustrated, he grabbedhis hed liek Crato's with dat ded perons's in GOW and turned him 2 face him and pep talked "Nau listne hear Bro! IDK wut duh fiuck's ur deel, but u better quit dat shit up! I spent MONTHS plannin ur date! I spent countless hours in mah room drilling holes in my puppets! Evey day i maed u fuck dem in teh name of building ur strneth up 2 MAX! U better not let dat newfound strength go 2 waste and pussy out! U wanna no wut i did with all dat footage of u fuckin dem puppets?! I uploaded dem on2 PlushRump.com, I told every1 in teh comments 2 cheer 4 u and wish u teh best of luck, and they did! There nau teh moist popular videos on teh website! Thousands of poepl out there r praying 4 u 2 suceed and not fuck shit up! U better not betray them!!! U better not betray there trust and force me 2 deel with countless angry messages from all a dem!!! I'm tellin u dog, u better not let all of dem months go 2 waist! Think of all the experience u gained from that! Think of all the tiems i maed u skip meels so u culd further ur trainin! Let dat hunger hold in ur mind and let it evolve in2 undying lust, til u start craving teh almighty flavor of dat bich's cum! U BETTER NOT BETRAY ME ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!" "*sobs* im sorry bro *sobs* im sorry but..." "WHAT DID I TELL U ABOT BUTS RITE AFTER WE GOT OFF DAT PLAIN!?!? *turns Dave back 2 Bliss* NOW U BETTER FUCK HER, AND U BETTER FUCK HER GOOD!!! CUS ILL BE WATCHIN U THRU ALLUV IT!!!!!!!" Dave was feelin absolutely ashamed and didnt wanna do dis, but he didnt want 2 betray his Bro or all dose people either. He calmed himself down 4 a moment and thought abot sum inspirational quotes from his hero Ben Stiller. Fashion is so over the top -Ben Stiller. Dat maed him feel slightly better. And so with the mite of a commet striking erth, he thrusted his Katana in2 her chocolate truffle causing her 2 let out a loud moan of lust. Bro was staring with deep intent when suddenly, he felt sumthing poke his sholder and he turned aorund.
He turned aournd and saw Loose-E and Bessie staring at him, the former was nood and teh latter hadnt take nher cloths off yet. "Oh shit!" he exlcamated "*turns 2 dace and bliss**starts removing cloths* Screw it. I'll gonna go bang Loose-E 4 a bit, u 2 jsut keep on fuckin." "Oh no. Ur not gonna be the 1 fuckin hear," Loose-E clarifyed "Listen, i still consider u my homie, but all dem things u sed and did there... are definitly worthy of a good ol fashioned BDSM styled pegging! Bessie, hand me thy dildo!" Bessie then runned off sumwhere far from evey1 else was shoving cocks up ther arses in2 a neerby allyway on the otehr sied of The GAMe PLACe. She placed her hand cllose 2 her chest and ripped off her outfit in 1 swoop, revealing underneith it a nun's robe wit h a white square thing below her neck. She then bent down on her knees clasped her hands in a prayer and chanted a bjuncha holy prayes as part of her Angelic Powers and teh Angels shot down a HOLY BEAM from above summoning a strap on dildo alnogside a 10-gallon cauldron. She grabbed the dildo and flicked the lid down and grabed the cauldron and poured all of it contents of boiling hot magma inside and after all of it was dumped it she tossed teh cauldron and it vanished bac in2 da havens and she runned back in2 the ally where evety1 was fucking liek rabbits. "Hear it is!" she exclaimed. She turned aournd and grabbed the dildo form her hands and started wrapping it aournd heslef as she exlcaimed "Hey, dis feels kinduh warm, did u heet dis up a bit back ther?" she nooded in response, a lie, tho she dident no adn thoughted dat dat wus da turth but it wasnt. By the tiem she got bacc form da ally, Bro had removed all his cloths tho he didnt wanna be pegged but he nu dat trying 2 fite it was pointless so he removed al his cloths and now he was naked form removing his cloths.
"Ok then let's just get dis shit ovur with ass wuickly ass pissoble." He groand as he spred his legs. Witout any hestion, she thrusted her plastic Clippy in2 his ass, penetaitns all the way 2 his stomach, and almost immediatly he let out a scream of pain and angush. "Hav u nut had annal secks b4?" "No but...this seriosly fuckin hurts GAH! It feels liek my organs are having burning coals placed on dem!!!" she thought dis was heavily suspicious since that nite at teh part[READ CHAPTER 4] was technically her boyfirned's first tiem having anal sex but he seemed 2 enjoy it. She took teh things out and picked the dildo up when suddenly she noticed a lite orange liquid cumming out and realized "W8, THIS IS BOILING HAWT MAGMA!!!" she shoved him outta teh way and threw it on the gorund in his place, drawing a circle as the magma spred out a bit. She then blu teh whislt and everyboby turned 2 her and inforned "Okay homies, we had a bit of a incident and now there's Boiling Hawt Magma on teh ground but don't worry, i took care of it the oment i noticed so eveerything shuld be fine. Just do not cross this circle. If u want a hawt place 2 hav secks, do it elsewhere in a place dat's isn't this literal." everyone nodded and then kept doing ther thing. Loose-E turned 2 Bessie and ejaculated "Y WOOD U PLACE BOILING HOT MAGMA INSIDE A DILDO!?!? DAT CULDVE GOTTENED HIM SERIOSLY HURT!!! Is this another a dem wacko things those angls wanted u 2 do?!?" "... Yes. But Loose-E u no I just can't say "hell naw"! U no wut happend duh last tiem i refused 2 do wut they sed? They sent a typhon 2 flood Didney Worl dat day we went there and we almost drowned!"
Loose-E placed her palm on her forehed as she sighed "*Sigh* them angles. IDK half teh tiem wut teh hell's on ther minds.I ain't no big religious fanatic, and i'm perfiecly fine with being around u and my boyfirned's mom even if none of us realy care about her religun(tho she does somthimes say some whack-ass shit liek dat 1 tiem she sed ur dad was a seraphim sent 2 imgregnate u so u culd birf the dotter of angels to engage in an inevitable war with the dotter of teh demons), but those angels r THE definition of Religious Extremism. Frocing u 2 not get a higher education, telling u dat u can't have friends dat aren't you're rleigioun, encouraging u 2 break up homosexual relationships otherwise their not going 2 survive Armageddin, I say all there doing is arbitrarily makign shit worse 4 everyone. So," she placed her hands on her shulders lifting her off teh gournd "I can't really blame u. So i say, let's just forget dem angles 4 a moment and do our ~own thing~" "Whatr aobout me then?" Qustioned Bro Strider. She turned 2 him and stated "Well, i don't feel like unintentially hurting u again soooooo, no sex 4 tteh rest of da parteh." "W-wu-Wut!?!" "Hey no need 2 freak out. I'll let u do secks 2 any1(of legal age) u'd like next party, just don't be so harsh on ur bro nex time, ok?" he relucatanly nodded and bent down on2 teh bround b4 falling back and staring at teh sky as Loose-E placed her fingers in her boyfirned's sister vagoo.
[Even Near you - A Tale of Two Sisters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbPHYmMZ7vI]
Back 2 the trolls, Gamzee shot up and exlcaimed "Alright motherfuckers! Who wnats 2 motherfuck who?!" "Elder!" shotted out a voice. He turned aorudn and it wus Equius who begged "Pls elder, punish me. Make mii ur, BiTcH..." "Sure thing mtoehrfucker." he unzipped his pants as Fefeir got off wihtout second thoughts. Shortly after, Nepeta ran up 2 Karkar andpounced on him and they both hit teh flor with a *thud!* "I'll take Karkitty!" she smiled back to Gsmzee who rpelied "Alrighht motherfucker. Karkat, I wish u my motherfuckin best at ur first secks ;o)" Feferi went ovr 2 Tarvos and soothed "You can devour my strawberry wedding caek over on the couch." Tavros accepted and lightlu nodded, Gamzee watched as they went over 2 the couch and smiled at him. He then tuend back 2 Equius and started removing his clown pants and took off his dakr purple boxers and tossed dem behind him. "Well, go ahed and remove ur clothes motherfucker." he spoke, at which Equius instantly obeyed, pulling off his sleevelss black shirt with the Sagitarrius sign on it, exposing his well built buffness. he then went 4 the lower wear, he pulled down both his pants and goxers, which landed below him as he stepped outta dem and got down on the floor exposing his lower bod 2 his elder, who then asked "Wut do u want mii 2 do 2 u moptheruccker?" "I suggest u 2," he reeched in2 his pants pockets pulling out what appeared 2 be a horse-dong shaped dildo without a strap and a hollo inside "Take dis and, bang me with teh strength and force of the almighty, Hornse..." he took the dildo and stuck it inside his doodle-dasher, when it was all the way in, it stuck on liek a finger-trapper keepping it's victim's digits inside it's wood interior. "Alright mother fucker, u reddy 4 dis?" "Please dont force urself 2 wait no longer elder. Punish me liek teh very naughty boi i amn..." and with dat Gamz thrusted his best leg of 3 striaght in, causing him blurt out a loud mounful lust of pain and plesure in response.
Kraket was staring back at the scene until he tunred back around cringing in disgust at, well... pretty much everything about teh Inbigoblud. "Karkitty, i no dat ur disgusted at my bestest furrend's horse bestiality ferraltish(honestly i kinduh am 2[mainly cus it doesn't inllonve cats]), butt look on da bright sied. Rite hear's a furrscrumptious treet ;3" Neptea gigled, sitting on top of Karkat trying 2 git him 2 look up at her. "What r u waitnig 4 Karkitty, arent u gonna take ur clothes off?" "YEAH YEAH, ILL GIT 2 IT JUST WILL U PLS GET OFF ME 4 A FEW SECUNS?" "Sure furring Karkitty. 내 senpai에 대한 모든 것(anything 4 my senpai :3)" she hopped rite off him, hitting teh gorund with a thud as her body slighty rolled 2 teh side as she slipped out of her olive green jackit. Karkat satted up and pulled off his black shirt with a grey Cancer symbol on it which he layed next 2 him b4 pulling off his typical pear of genes and his plain white boxers laying dem with the shirt. "R u reddy Karkitty :3?" "YEAH I AM I GU-" he sttarted 2 rpely turning 2 her only 2 stop in shock. In front of him was Nepeta dressed in black neko launjurray with a kittne shaped opening exposing her chest and the linings wer blood red liek the coluor of her all time senpai's blood colour. Of all the bachelors heer, this was the 1 she wanted 2 be her boyfriend 4 teh loingest tiem. By the end of this party, Would he be hers?
"WU- WHAT TEH FUCK R U WEARING?!?" Karkat quesitoned, oblivious 2 teh feeligns of his admirer. "Oh, this? This is just sum Kitty Lingerie i thought i'd bring along 4 dis nite desu :3" "WAIT, DID GAMZEE TELL U DIS WUS GOING 2 INVOLVE SEX ALL THIS TIEM?" "No. I just decided that i would wear this 4 a ~special sum1~ *wink wink* ;3" he didnt get what she was tlaking about and just ignored the 2nd part, focusing only on teh No. "OKAY WELL WHATEVER, LETS JUST GIT DIS OVUR WITH." he estated as leaned back a bit, his Leader of the Sack sitting perfectly str8. Nepeta gleefully nodded in a kitty smile as her face as she pulled her kitty pantys back revealing her Koneko-Chan b4 thrusting it down in2 his mini Knight of Blud, cuading dem both 2 blurt out 2 uniconious moans of lust. Menawhile in the saem room both Ferrari and Tarvos maed it 2 da couch and Ferefi sat down and startd removung hercloths as he watched and stared at her curvy body but in a non-sexual way and wasnt turned on tho he did persoinally admit she did look kinduh hawt but itg didnt turn him on so he wasnt turned on by it. Finally she pulled off her tri-colored pantys silken pantys witch wur da saem coluors as her skirt and exposed her China and politly beckoned him 4ward and os he did he thrusted his tongue in2 her cuhara liek a snake sloiwly sliding into it's burrow and she moaned in lust as he lightly poked her cervix a few tiems during this.
In the outside wrold, Matty had jsut finished suckign on his cokc for a good while b4 he sat up and went up on top of him and removed his bocksters b4 thrusting himself down on2 his shaft and they both moaned in lusting lust. As Shav's scarlet samurai p-enetrated thru about half of his smol instetines Gamzee had jsut penetrated rite thru the Macho-Tard's large intenstin and in2 [Insert organ here]. He(Gamzee) lukt up at da seeling 4 a moment and sed "Motherfucker?" "Hi Gamzee. What is it?" "Well motherufcker, i just wanted 2 check on how thing's've bin going with u." "There going alright, y u ask?" "No reel motherufkcin resson other then curiosness. So, how's that motherfucker ur motherfuckin rite now treeting u, godd, bad?" "He's alright. I think i herd som1 say sumthinf about him being a "fagut" or sumthing, but his ass seems tight. So how's "Equius" treeting u?" "Well, other than "that rant" form earlier, he seems motherfuckin alright. Tho if i will admit, dis motherfucker makes sum of the weirdest motherufking sex noises i've ever herd. Anyways, b4 i close dis convo off, i just want 2 tell u sumthing motherufcker." he stopped 4 a moment and thught in his hed tho Shavo culd still hear it "~I'm sorry if everything he all sed earlier made u feel a bit mothefukin uncomfortable. I mean, he internal organs feel tight and all but, it dosn't seem to be getting me to all up forget all those things he sed about humanity and hating it and maybe somthung about his "posthumous wrath" watever dat means~"
Shavo thought "I think u shuld just ignore him. I doubt a 13 year old would actually be able 2 do, whatever he said about inflicing his wrath on humanity. If he means sumthing like wiping out my entire race, then i tihnk he's just a bit 2 pissed off over somthing minor." "~IDK motherfucker i meen, he seemed quite serious back there, like his motheruckin threat wus all true and he culd maybe actually... he ain't no simple minded jock or anything. I've scene him build and punch the motherfuck outta sum robots he bulted himself, and sum of dem even put up some good fights against him, i've think i herd sumthing about his boyfriend also beign capable of bilding sum robots sum time ago, tho i guess he just uses dem 4 motherfuyckin rap battles. I think they maybe worked on dis 1 killer Bro-bot ealirer 4 dis guy called "Jake" abd last i herd, dat thing kicked his motehfuckin ass 2 the Dark Carnival anf back. if they can build a bucnha killer death robots, who no's wut else theyre motherufckein capable of...~" "FiDdLeStI%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Equs lashed out a screaching moan of lust as his arrow cummed out a entire gallun of cum and shortly after, Gamzee cummed in his throat. Equius swallowed all his cum back down his throat as Gamzee took his plunger outta him and turned back 2 Tavros and then thought "~Shit motherfucker. I dforgot i wus suppost 2 ask 4 advice form Nepeta so i culd tell him all of my motherfuckin feelins in sty- ~" "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!"
[1st Warning - Lobotomy Corporation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRbESFiyL0]
Gamzee swiftly turned aorund 2 da source of the scream and it came from Karkat, who pushed Nepeta off him. "Holy shit motherfucker wut happend hear?" he sed as he runed over 2 his best frend who replied "*grunt* WELL BASICALY ME AND UR SISTER WUR HAVING SEX AND ADMITEDLY IT ACTUALLY FELT KINDUH GOOD BUT SHE WAS HOPPING LIKE CRAZY AND SOON I WUS JSUT ABOT 2 CLIMAX WHEN SHE SHATTERD MY PELVIS AND IT FUCKING HURTS LIEK HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Woah whoa chill down a bit motehrfucker, i'll git sum1 hear 2 fix u all up. Is AnYoNe HeAr A mOtHeRfUcKiNg DoCtAr?" "*cums* well, i'm not a doctar ser pay, but i t)(ink i can )(eal him rite up 38)" Feferi eviscerated as she walked over 2 teh Mutant blud, holding Tarvos's hand b4 letting go "O)( glub! T)(at looks... um... sorry KitKat, but i t)(ink i'm gonna )(ave to use some "extra measures* if u kno wut i meen but dont worry. After t)(is u'll be patc)(ed rigt up. U udnertand, do u?" "YEAH JUST MAKE IT CWC..." "I will! Tavvos, *turns 2 tAVROS* i want u 2 get be)(ind Karkat 4 a moment and place ur Eal in )(is sea cavern." "uH, aLRIGHT fEFERI i'LL, uM, gIVE IT MY BEST SHOT,,," durign all this Nepeta looked at herself feelign all guilty and so she sed "Karki-" "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND GO FUCK SUM1 ELSE U BITCH!!!" "um uh uh i...*sigh*..." as Gamzee was trying 2 calm his best Barker down, she turned 2 Equius and a hear-shaped litebulb lit in her hedc and she ran up 2 him and pounced rite on of him.
They ended up rollign until they bothed crash in2 wall asnd a bucnha birds and hornses circled around his dizzing hed as she shook her's and then gave him a light kat slap knocking him back in2 conscius. "So, are you wishing to take part in intercouse with me?" "*noods*" "Very well, my deerest best firned Nepeta but, in return," he sat and glared down at her in a dominating way "I'll be the thruster, younge one." "It's is fine ;3" "I command u 2 bend down with ur lims holding u up liek with teh Almigty Hoofbeast, while i thrust in2 u with my B100 B100d STRENGTH!!!" she nodded and got in position and htne he pulled teh tapeworm hornse cokc shaped dildo out of his ass and on2 his penis and hje went up and thrusted his entire Lego Butler in her pussie liek a wrecking ball crahsing in2 a building tho dis 1 was nu and the reckining teem wuis suppos 2 crash in2 the old 1 but they wur drubk so they crashed in2 the wrong 1 only her dis wusnt a bad thing and no1 would get pisst and use their asses. He effortlessly penetrated thru all her lower organs with teh horse of a Kaiji destorying all of Tokyo but he was slightly moar carfull with her higher organges witch had her imporntant porgans like her hart and lungs which u need 2 survive but becuase she was DED he was jsut doin it cus he was a gentlman and all and wanted 2 be nice and respectful tho he cared moar about doing dat 4 elders but o well and so he dodjed her importnat stuff like her heart and lungs and soon enough reeched her throat.
Ass sonn ass he made his tip up2 da otehr end of tther thorat he cummed out 50 galluns of his white thicc fluids in2 her throat which sum runned down her body as she struyggled 2 swallow it all back inn and by the tiem he pulled it all out she was scoping up sum of teh cum on her cloths and putting it back in b4 he announced "U hav alreddy swallowd a adequate ammount, Nepeta. Cease." "Sorry Equius i jsut wanted 2 extra plees u becus i hav sumthing 2 tell you." "Go on..." "Can... can i be ur girlfurrend :3?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVDGdgLS3fo&t he suddenly shot up in shock and snarled "What? Nepeta, i demand to know wher dis sudden request came from!" "Why?" "Please do not question me! I do not recall a single event up until now that hinted u e%pressed ineterst in a relationship, therfore this request cums acroos as cumpletly out of the b100! And even ignoring that, I do not express any romantic feelings for you. I demand we remane friends and nothing moar." "Wu- Wutttttt!?! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" "Nepeta, E%PLAN DIS SUDDEN OUTBURST AT ONCE YUNG LADIE!!!" but she ignored. and runned over 2 the other part of the room, where Feferi had just finished heeling Karkat and Tavros had just pulled his tip out of his ass when he saw her running 2 him but b4 he culd react he pounced rite on him and they rolled in2 da wall.
he tryd 2 say sumthin in response but culdnt b4 she shot up "Tavros-kun after u bang mii in duh ass wiil u pormise 2 be muh gilrfried PLSSSSS?!?!?!?" "lISTEN nEPETA i, uM, i WOULDNT MIND, fUCKING U ASS WELL BUT, uH, i HONESTLY DONT WANT TO BE UR GRILFIREND. i, hAVENT RLY DESIDED ON WHETHER OR NOT I, wANT A RELATIONSHIP AND WITH WHO BUT, i HAVE TO RULE U OUT." "Y THO!?!?!?" "i'M SORRY IT'S JSUT THAT, i DON'T RELLY THINK WERE COM PATBL AS, aNYTHING MORE THAN FRIENDS." "But but i, i um," she culd feel as teh cracks dat had started 2 form in her hart since Karkat's outburst at her grow, smol chips letting go. No. She culdnt let this night end on a broken hart. She looked twoards Gamzee and in wihtout any 2nd thought pounced rite on him. "G-G-GAMZEE KUUUUUHHN!?!?!?" "Woah whoa chill down a bit motherfucker." he contuuneid as he sat himself up a bit "i can awlays ask my motherfucking homie 2 smoke another join or 2 if ur still not feelin all chilled-" "I DONT CAR ABOUT WEED DATS NOT THE POINT JSUT PLS BE MY BOYFIRNED OH PLS PLEASSE I NEED A BOYFIRND *sobs*!!!!" [1] with dat, he paused. Seeing sum1 like this it, kinda tore at his heartstrings. He didn't want 2 see her like this, but nu there was no way around it. The most he culd do was try 2 fan the flames the best he culd. he sighed "No. Listen, i mean, i wuldnt mind gettin all in2 a relaitonship with u if it'll make u happy i mean, we r just step sibs so we can hav secks. But, i barly no anything about u and, i honestly dont want 2 be in a relationship with sum1 i don't hav any feelings 4. I'll still follow along with dis relationship biz if u want me 2 but, *turns 2 Tavros* i'd rather get it on with sum1 i hav moar of a connection with. I'm sorry..." "n-nu *sobs*" "Now dat we're talking tho i might as we-" "*SOBS*!!!!!!!!" and with dat her heart shattered in2 a billiion particles and she was left a sooby snotty mess as she dashed away 2 her room and slammed da door shut. Suddenly, a voice fro the reel world called out "HOLLY SHIT HOMIES RUN!!!"
[Repeat Night Ambience]
Back where we previosly left of at teh apartment, Latula was still all tensed up. She placed her palms over her hed in cumplet embarassment as John turned 2 her nad asked "R u Turkish?" no response. "Oh, sup Neophyte, wassu-" "We need to talk." "Takl? Talk about wut? *chuckles* i was just telling hr stories about all duh kewl stuf are ancestors did back in da middle ages." "Latula, u can't just keep telling her the same storys from dat period over and over. Eventually she's gunna get sick of it and wish 2 no wut happend after dat. Including...yu no wut." "Huh? what chu talkin 'bout lil sis? Nothing dat intrsting realy happend after teh middel ages came and went." "Stop pretending like u don't no what i meen. U know what happend sum tiem after dat and yuo know about the unforgivable crimes our ansestors commnited almost a century ago. They aided the Ottoman Empire in wiping out the entire Lime Blood Caste adn severly devestating the Armenian Ethnicity and our own parents told us dat story thousands of tiems, which was told 2 dem as childs aslo from when they wur kids. Y r u choosing not 2 tell her any of dis?" "Well um i... i jsut dont want her feeling all bad about herself for wut our ansestors did. I dont want her 2 think of dem as anything moar than the dragon-riding justise-carrying-out badasses they wur way back when." "U can't keep doing dis Latula! You need to tell her! She needs to no about dis and understand teh immoral crimes they commited that costed us en entire caste and a majority of an entire RACE!!!" "STOP IT NEO!!! STOP TRYING 2 FUCKING PRESSURE MII IN2 TELLING HER DOSE AWFUL THINGS OUR ANCESTORS DID!!! NONE OF OUR RELATIVES CONTRIBUTED 2 ANY GENOCIDE IN ANY WAY!!! IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "..." "..." "..." "..." "u'll nevur lern... as they say... those who dont understand history are doomed to reppet it... just saying... goodbye... *slam*" "*sobs* im sorry baby, *sobs* i wish i told u *sobs*..."
[Cue: Juggalo Family - Dark Lotus]
Meenwhile back 2 teh main story everyone aorund 2 teh gangster who sed dat who was coruched neer a corner until Loose-E moved him aside and looked down at a smol sparay painted capricorn symbol and she turnedf and ejecualtd "OH SHIT DIS IS ICP TERRITORY!!!" every1 gasped exept 4 Shavo "EVERY1 PUT ALL YO CLOTHES ON AND GIT DA HELL OUT!!!" but shortly after she sed this rite after she pulled back on her tank top another gangster cryd out "THER HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" every1 turned aaround and gasped in shock! Standing ther blocking the exit wur the Clown Priests, their leader, a troll with skeleton makeup and a matching turtlenecked suit with purple shorts layered on top, stood in teh middle his 2 clubs in hand. Standing alongside him wur his closets cohoerts, a tall AF troll girl with big ass horns going downwards with her purple pants pulled up above her black hisrt and also had thees black things with purple stripes on her arms, her indigo bluded migdet gurlfriend with mid length wavy hare dressed in hunter's cltohes like teh 1 dat bad russhun Z guy wares in tHE Most DangerouS Game, a buff guy who was also tol liek the first troll girl but '2 shorter who was dressed in a ripped black shirt hich exposed a bit of his sexychest below a barley buttened fancy purple choat with gold sholder pad things adn purple pants with pink dimonds, a smoll boy with his horns painted in black + white stirpes and wearing a black slevvless shirt with soda cans and grey shorts, and 2 twins both wearing opposite color half-masks(yellow and purple) and wearing black tank top like things with gold rims and miltucoluored purple and black pants. All of dem wur purple blooded trolls(exept teh 1 mentioned otherwised), there lives filled with much misery and sorrow and grief, their only place in society was in the world of crime. Knowing this, every 1 on the other side didn't even have 2 ask 2 know tha ther was no escape, and ther only option... was 2 get it on.
Every1 exept 4 Shavo immediatly puuted all their cloths on and then went in2 their battles stances. Looos-E, who stood in the center up fornt, slowly pulled her gold replica trident out her pockit; as she did so she though back 2 dat tiem as a yung teen when she met her idol 4 da frist tiem in person and she handed her a trident similar 2 her own and signed her sigatur on it. Both Butch and Tommie wented in2 their pokcets and pulled out their pistols, Bro and Dave Strider pulled out their Katana and Sord repsectivly, the former being a pirceless family heirloom which was the only 1 he had now ever since teh he was kicked off the mountin of his Grandfather 4 commiting teh saem crime his father commited after he bangd his other dad(it's complicated[ALSO READ CHAPTER 6 FOR INFO ON BRO'S PARENTS]), and Bliss clecnhed her hands in2 fists as cyan energy enaminated from dem cus she ws a superhuman with magic powrs ther4 she didnt need wepun. Bessie dug int2 her pokcits b4 pulling out her bazooka which had a single excalibur in it; "U know what will happen if u use that, right?" Butch concernated to his older sister as he dug aorund in his pockets a bnit b4 continueing "Shit, i dont hav a extra pistol, ar you're magic angel power avalible now?" "No, i don't sense it. So, *turns* i guess dis is teh end of the line for me." "Wu-what?! No, i can't let u do dis 2 urself, u know what will happen if u use dat, u'l..." "I no but, if i'm 2 ever use dis baby 4 anything, i'd rather use it in the name of defending da peopel i luv then using it in a dumb prophecy war agaenst 1 of my only friends!!!" "Well, in dat case then... *hug* i luv u sis..." "I luv u 2, bro... *turns* it's about tiem... 2 get it on!"
On the other sied, the toll troll girl was holding her ungodly large ax and her gurlfeind was holding 1 dat was teh same size(indigobluds in general r incredily storng), the buff guy had his cane aimed, the smol boy held a hunting nife, and the 2 twins didn't hav wepuns as well but they had ChuckleVoodoos which was also magic but a diffrant kind exclusive 2 pupre bluds. Loos-E briefly turned 2 Shavio and wanred "Shavo, run and get outta hear as quick as u can!" he looked in2 the eys of the skeleton guy and daw in his eyes a stange deep sadness, like sumthing had bin torn out of his hart and replaced with nothingless. "Motherfucker," Gamzee sated in his mind "U sense it 2 don't u, this... motherfuckin feeling inside him. Gods, i havn't seen him dis motherfuckin depressed, since in along motherfuckin time..." "Wait is he ur... dad?" ""SkeleDad 2 be motherfckin precise." "i got a idea." "Wait mothrfukn wu-" but b4 he culd fnish, and just as teh 2 sides wur about 2 colide, he reached out his arm and cryed out [music stops] "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!" every1 on both sieds then promptly truned 2 da odd beirded man, who stood there with his hand stretched out staring at Gamzee's dad. "You!" he cried out to him. He culdnt reply back sice he culdnt talk, so he simply nodded back "Yeah u! I... cum closer..."
Meanwhule n teh recreation of Gamzee and Nepeta's Haus, Nepeta was in her recreated room, her back perched up 2 a wall not far from teh door, sobbing on2 her sleeves with ehr legs folded upwards. Gamzee barley saw her room, ther4 dis wus duh moist untsable part of the house; teh size of the room, the items in it, and even the colors of evrythin changed drastically every millisecond, even the bed culdnt decide just, wut the hell was it? Bur she didnt care abot any of it; she was 2 depressed 2 care abot anything moar then her brokened hart. As she soobed, flashbacks played in her hed, flashbacks of her tiem in South Korea. "아니! 당신은 괴롭힘을 의미 중지![No! s..stop it, u meen bullies] *sobs*!" "그와 같은 넓은 턱을 가진 소녀처럼 아무것도 자라지 않을 것입니다.[Whatever, not like a girl with such a wide jaw's gonna grow up to mean anything]!" *sobs* "무슨 일이야 네 페타[WHAT'S WRONG NEPETA]?" "나는 학교에 있었고,이 아이들은 나를 끔찍하고 못 생겼다[I was at school, and these kids called me hideous and ugly] *sobs*" "울지마 요, 당신은 당신이있는 그대로 아름답습니다[DON'T CRY DEAR, YOUR BEUTIFUL JUST TEH WAY U R]." *sniff* "레이 존 선생님입니다. 자녀의 행동에 대해 이야기하고 싶습니다[THIS IS MS LEIJON SPEAKING. I WOULD LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR CHILD'S BEHAVIOR]." "*ding*" "*creek* 인사합니다, 준 부인[GEETINGS, MRS JUN]." "무엇을 원하세요[what do you want]?" "내 딸이 네 아이가 학교에서 그녀를 괴롭힌다 고 했어[WELL, MY DOTTER SAID DAT YOUR CHILD CALLED HER NAMES AT SCHOOL]." "*look* *cring* 내 아이가 마음을 말할 권리가 있었어[Well I'll say, my kid had all their right to speak their mind]! 마치 "그것"을보고 플러시 된 느낌을 느끼는 것처럼[As if anyone would find flushed feelings looking at "that"]! 그 전리품을 낳은 후에 당신의 전 남자는 당신을 떠날 권리가있었습니다[Your ex had all his right to leave you after you birthed that repulsive thing]! 그 누구도 흠집이없고 그런 변형 된 혐오와 관련이있는 사람은 없습니다[No man, scratch that, person, would want anything to do with such a deformed abomination]!!!"
Eventually she and her mom flew 2 teh UK away form all the bad people who though she was ugly and she wasnt bullied anymore, but even with dat, scars dont heel so easily. She slowly looked at her flat chest, completely lacking evan a hint of brests, and cringed in disgust over how hidious she was. She though "~They wur right... no1 will evr luv me... I'm 2..*sniff*... deformed *sobs*~" as she sobbed 2 herself. Suddenly, she suddenly herd the door suddenly crek open and Ferarri stepped in, but she didn't bopther looking up and kept crying in2 her knes. Feferi stepped closer, pulling her face up abnd concernated "Wut's wrong, Nepeta?" "*gasp* wut? Feferi? Wut r u doing hear!?! *shoves* Get away from meh!!! No 1 will luv mii im too defromed, autistic and retarded!!!!!!!!!" "But Nepeta, people do luv u. Ur family and frends luv and care about u very much." "Tahts not duh point! The point is 4 as long as i culd rembener, all i wanted was a yung, single, non-smoking nor alchohol-drinking, girlfriend-free lover 4 me 2 build a relationship form the gorund-up with, sum1 who culd romantically luv and care 4 me regardless of all my flaws. I alwys thought that by gettin a boyfirned, not only culd i proove those bullys at my pre-school worng, i culd also hav sum1 to hold on to and make me feel good about myself. In reality, those wur all nothing moar then STUPID fantasys. I'm so unbearable, i doubt even Eridan would want me. *snif* Just... just leev... lev me *osbs*"
She promtly planted down on te floor blocking the xit. Feferi lifted her back up, ignoring all her attempts to get away and deny it, adn forcefully held her face in fornt of her own as she soothed "Nepeta. S)()()()(... don't cry. Listen. Just because t)(e party ends doesn't meen ur alfterlife's gonna be filled wit)( not)(ing but loneliness and misery. Finding a soulmate doenst )(ave to be t)(is long arduous quest t)(at you )(ave to rus)( into. Remember, t)(ere will always be plently of fis)( in the sea out t)(ere w)(o might t)(ink you're absolutely gorgeous just the way u r." "So, i don't have 2 have a sexy curvy body nor bewbs as big as ur's 4 a guy 2 luv me or wanna sex me?" "*c)(uckles* yea)( but, lets just keep are focus on t)(e former." in response she felt her teers dry up like a lake in the middle of nowhere during a long drought as she cheered "Thanks Feferi-chan!" b4 she hopped rite up and pounched on her and they both collided with the floor. Feferi chuckled again as she started moving away and stated "Well, t)(at's nice to )(ear. Anyway, i'm gonna go back 2 t)(e living room, wanna cum wit)( me?" "Well, actually, can i tell u sumthng" the royal fish heiress bent back down on the floor and persufficated "Sure. Go on a)(ed! I'm all eels 38)" "Well, along time ago, i had this odd dream. U me and all our gal-pals wur there and we had scratching poles and we all took turns having sex with this guy who was a ginger[READ CHAPTER 9]. I tyhink i remebmer u had ur vaigna in his face and u let me suck on ur dick while he ate the insides of ur maine lobster. I no it was just a dream but it was so vivid and sexy, a part of me wishes it was all real and not fake." Feferi culdnt help but tihnk this was all fmailiar 2 her as well as her friend contninued "I wish we culd do sumthing like that. Feferi, u wont mind shuvin a strap up my kitty will u?" "Of coarse not Nepete" she sat up and was about 2 exit when suddenly, Nepeta started coffing her lungs out until out sputted the horse dildo that got stuck in her throat when Equius was pulling out. She walked back over and she handed the saliva coverd dildo 2 her and she tightened parts of her dress aorund it like it was a strap on and picked Nepeta back up and pulled her down on2 it as she slowly moaned out a high pitched moin of lust.
[Eternal Snow - Changin' My Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4UOo-E2Auw]
Back 2 da reel wrold, the skeleton guy who was also Gamzee's Dad's curly balck raven eboby hair shimmered and glistened in the sioft delikit moonlite as he approched the guy who concealed his chilf in his mind. He stopped barly a inch away frm his face, the transparent igloos infested with black white and purple coluor on his clearly definied bishonen face stared deeply in2 Shavo's own marble shaped circlely syndicates as he placed his thijn hands attached 2 his elongated arms on his glistening sholders which wur 2 disgarceful 2 be metted with da burden of being coverd by a plane shirt. It was cleer 2 see dat his dad was like Slenderman, only sexier and moar animu(and 28). He stared deep in2 da center of his eyes, and saw in the ded center his son in the middle of whta looked liek the bedroom from their old haus b4 the incident, and teers of lavender begunned 2 well up in his melting igloos b4 he planted his eyes covering dem on 1 of his shuldurz. Sahv wrapped his arm aorund him 4 a bit b4 he stopped criyng and looked back up in2 his globes and activated his chucklevoodoos. "HUMAN. YOU HAVE DONE BOTH MY GRIEFING SOUL AND THE MIRTHFULL MESSAUHS A REAL MOTHERFUCKING SERVICE. I MUST NOW DO WHAT MUST BE DONE AT THIS MOMENT...HONK" he then turned huis hed 180 degress 2 teh tall troll gurl and did sum sign language signs at her, and then she announced "wiTh hosT of The deceased heirees now unveeled, The war have been called of. we shall celebraTe in duh moisT apprpriaTe way. by geTTing iT on...[A.N: 4 REELZ DIS TIEM]"
Bak in teh mind, Equius stood there and herd and saw all of it unfold in front of his eyes. he though "~Wiat, did that hmuan just...*kneels down on flor* stop a gang war?!? With only the powers of peace and friendship~!?!?!?!" suddenlt a flashback started playing in his mind "Dirk, im sick of this world of fucking humens and fucking sin. i want it all destroyed." "Hi Equius. Listen, I personally dont want 2 do dis so just leev mii alo- "If u tr001y loved me, you w001d do e%acly ass i say!!! Now hear's the plan! Leon told us many times dat the Tri-Rule Heart of Power was capable of almost limitless potential. I want u 2 build a bomb using dat gem so dat we can cleanse this entire world of human filth ones and 4 all." "Dude what are you tlaking about, u need 2 chill." "My Beloved, i luv u, we have been oficaial boyfirnds 4 a while, but if you dont agree 2 my terms, i will leave u! I will not wish 2 remain in a relationship with sum1 who refuses 2 pay heed 2 their other person's requests." "Fine, I'll do it. Even if it does involve killing myself." "No. At the very end, i want u 2 inject sum trol b100d in2 urself, enough 2 turn u in2 1 so dat u will survive the oncoming mass extiction. Do you understand?" "...Yes..." "Good, now remebmer. I will be making frequent visits 2 ensure dat u dont disobey me behind my back. All i want 2 see u doing is building up ur STRENGTH and leeving time 4 me. I also want u 2 promnise dat u wont tell anyone on this island about our agreement." "...I...I promise duued......" "~Oh god, what hav i done?!?!?~" "Hey Equius, u look a bit motherfuckin tense. U want me 2 ask Shav 2 smoke anotha motherfuckin joi-" "Edler! I apologize, but i cant waist anymore tiem hear! There is sumthig dat needs 2 fi%ed!" and with dat he youth rolled out a neerby window as Gamzee waved by salutig "Well, whatever ur tlaking about, i wish u the best of motheryufckin luck!"
He then started 2 notice the sex noises dat wur cumming from his step sister's room and though "~Hey y not check dat the motherfuck out~" and so he went ot go hcekc ti uot. Karakat turned his hed around as his best friend opened teh door and they both wur shocked at teh site of Nepeta and Feferi having hawt kinkeh sexcks, and the latter's cheeks litted up a bit with candy redness. Teh former's dad, Kurloz, stared back in2 his host's eyes agan an acvicated his Chucklevoodoos agin and telepathed "MY CHILDREN OF MIRTH, MY GRATITUDE AT THE SITE OF U MOTHERFUCKERS IS UNMEASURABLE." his voice was the equivalint of a servin of Lideth How Country House Hotel Chocalote Pudding, rich and deep like the square base which was amplified by a layer of lust as juicy as the pudding's addition of red berrys, and a articulate tone cleerer than fresh river water like the reflective quality of bits of gold. Nepeta developed a uncomfortable look on her face but then Gamzee walked in an while dis only exacerbated her uncomfortnes Feferi fuond dis at leest tolebrable and dident mind, "Oh, um, sorry motherfucker." he stated, shrugginf his sholders, then whispered "Skeledad, culd u pls giv us sum motheruckin tiem alone. there's this, motherfuckin tihng i need 2 discuss with her." "I APOLOGIZE, MY BLOOD-OFFSPRING. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MY MOTHERFUCKIN PRESENCE KNOWNED 2 ALL. I MUST NOW GO SHARE MY CLOWN LOVE WITH UR HOST. HONK :o)" Nepeta still herd the entire conversation and she cummed teh moment her step-skeledad spoke agan[A.N: DAT DIDENT MEEN SHE LUVD HIM OAR ANEYTHING SHE JSUT FUOND IT HAWT].
She then hopped off herr dildo and stood up, she was ffelign a lot better now. "Wut did u wanna ask, Gamzee-Kun?" "Well," he turned aorund 4 a moment and closed duh door b4 turning back 2 her as he placed his hand behind his hed "I...i hav this... crush on...Tavros. I had motherufkcin feeligns 4 him 4 a very logn tiem but, im not sure if he'lll luv meh bacc. Maybe u culd giv me sum mothefuckin luv advice so dat i'll be all informed and prepared? I'm sorry abot ealrier." "Oh, dat's fine Gamzee. Feferi really helped me with gettign my all-bettering on if u no wut i meen. Basically, just be urself. He's 1 of ur furrends rite? U just need 2 confess like u're being urself and it'll be awwwright!" "Thanks motherufckin sis! By-" "Wiat! B4 u leev, pls lern form the sins of teh sister! I...I'll admit. I reacted way 2 over the top ovr their rejections, i was just way 2 despurrate and i let it paw get out of hand. If he does reject u, just enderstand its not the end of teh wrold nad just moov on." "Sure thing, motherucker." and with dat he openeed teh door and walked out. Both of the 2 girls in the room then walked out shortly after but then Karkat called out "HEY, NETEPA." and she turned 2 him, he had a bit of a regretfull look on him as he admitted "I'M SORRY 4 YELLING AT U EALRIER. I KNOW U DIDENT ACTUALLY MEEN 2 SEVVERE MY PELVIS. I JUST GOT A LOT TO PISSED AND FRUSTRATED EAELIRE." "That's fine, Karkat. I should've been a bit moar carful. We're good now ;3." "HEY GAMZEE, WHERE'S EQUIUS? WAIT, DID HE SHATTER DAT WINDOW?" his friend nodded and he respondd "WELL, WHEN HE GETS BACK, I HAVE SUMTHING PREPARD 4 HIM."
Shortly after he screamed dis(which he basically does 2 every wurd that shoots outta his mouth), Equiud suddenly youth-rolled back in2 da room, all swetty and pouring with sweat. "Holly dhit motherucker, u look all worned out. Wut in the motherfuck did u do dat reqwuired 2 travel across half the entire glob?" teh buff dood sat b4 bending down on all 4s as he solemned in guilt "Elder, I'm sorry, I must confess my since..." he then told him everythin, how wut "the man" did 2 Aradia caused him 2 despice all hunmanity with a burning passhun dat maed him npw want it all destoryed, how he startinf leashing out sum of his inner hatred 4 humans on his boyfirend and watched him constantly and maed him becum a hikikomori in teh name of "ture luv", and how they 2gether planned on wiping out all of humanity using a bom with a raer stone adn leev his boyfirend as the only survivor by making him inject troll blood 2 make him a troll at teh last minut. "If it hadent bin 4 you're host, Elder, then all the humens would of have died thanks 2 mii." he concluded. Evey1 let out a unisonous *GASP* and Nepeta shot "EQUIUS-SAN WUT IN DA NAM A JEGUS WUR U THINKIN!?!" "I apologise my best Firend, I have none idea of wut processed in my mind 2 lead mii 2 attempt Genocide. Please, punish me..." "I'm sowwy Equius-San, but i'm feeling a bit tired form hnaving sex so much. I'm gonna go watch Happy Tree Furrends :3" "*sobs* Elder pl-" "Sorry motehrfucker but i can't delay it any longer. I must go motherfucking do somthing immediantly." Gamzee delcine then walked over 2 teh couch, where Tavros had been sitting this whole time. "U GOT HERE JUST IN TIEM." Karkat monotoned "I'M STRESSED, BORED, AND NEED A QUICK FUCK 2 WRAP DIS SHITSHOW OF DRAMA UP." Eqius immediately re-reomvoed all his cloths and bent down on all 4s "Pls, punish me Daddeh, I desrev dis 4 everythiong." Karkat shurgged 4 a moment b4 grabbing on2 his ass and thrusting his lobster up his ass liek a school running str8 on2 teh bus in last place after she overslept.
As they both moned i lust, Gamzee wlaked over 2 the couch and sat down next 2 Tavros, who greeted "hEY gAMZEE, hOW, uM, hOW'S THIS PARTY BEEN FOR U SOO FRA?" "It's been going just fine motherfucker. Anyways, i have something 2 motherfuckiing tell u. Somethung reel motherfucking important. Tarvos..." he cupped his hands into his as he continued "I... i hav deep flushed feelingz 4 u. I've had them 4 a reel long tiem now. It's theres just so many tthjnngs dat atgract me abot yuo; You're sweetness, you're sensitivity, and your just one kewl AF motherfuycker. I wnat 2 be with u 4 teh rest of our afterlife, Tavros, when the tiem cums... i wnat 2 take u 2 InSaNe ClOwN PaRaDiSe with me. An so... will you be my BoyFriend?" [Requited - Homestuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3QzERACr-Q]Tavros gasped slightly and paused, taking sum tiem 2 process wut he had jsut been told b4 he bent closer 2 him, looking deeper in2 his eyes as he converted "yIS. i, lUV U TOO gAMZEE, u WUR ALWAYS 1 OF, uH, mY CLOSEST FREINDS, i DIDT NO U FEKT DAT WAY ABOT ME THO. tO BE HONEST gAMZ, i, i TRIED CONFESSING TO A FEW OTEHER PEOPLE DURING MY LIFE. lIKE THIS, oNE SWEET GURL ON pESTERCHUM. i MEAN THE ONE WIHT THE BRIGHT GRREN TECKST. bUT, sHE DIDNT FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOT ME, aND SED SHE BARLEY KNOWED ME. tHE OTHER 1 WAS vRISKA, i HONESTELY JUST CULDNT DECIDE WHETHER I LUVD OR HATED HER, rOMANTICALLY I MEN. eVERY TIME I WANTED TO CONFESS SOMTHING, sHE WOULD BEAT ME AD TALK DOWN TO ME AND MOCK ME."
"Babe, seeing u with dat Spiderbitch would just break my hart. All she'll do is abuse you and make you feel bad abotu urself and u might start thinking ur worthless for not pleasing her enogh. I'd be pleased with just having u around to talk to. And if she ever even thinks about harming u in any way, i will jump in and kick her ass to the Dark Carnival and back. She don;t scare me none." "i, i THOUGH SHE DID SCARE U THO." "Bro, i was just lying so i culd look like everyone else and not have to put up with her harrasing like she does with every1else who also isn't scare of her." "tHANKS gAMZEE, i LUVE U,,," "I love u too. So, how about we close the night off by... making it hapen ;o)" "*nODS* };)" and so they pulled each other close, their lips touched each other, and they made out. Every1 else looked down and suddenly noticed dat Tav had a hard nerection and every1 except teh 2 now BoyFriends gasped in shock so hard dat they all prematurely ejaculated and Equius fell 2 the floor and passed out as Karkat took his thing out. Nepeta tunred 2 Kitkat and ejaculated "KARKITTY HOW IZ DIS POSSIBAL!?!? IT SULD BE INPOSSIBLE 4 ASEUXUALS 2 GIT BONURS AND TURNED ON BECUASE THEY CANT GIT TURNED ON BY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!" "THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLANATION FOR THIS... HE. IS. DEMISEXUAL!!!" "*Gasp* SO ALL DIS TIEM, EFURRYTHING WE THOGH ABUOT TAVROS' ATTRACTIONESS FOR THINGS WAS A LIE ALL DIS TIEM!?!?!?!?" Karkat simply nodded then he approiahced a neerby door and turned 2 every1 and sed "THAT WILL BE MY FLINAL MASSAGE. GOOBDYE." and he walked out as every1 turned 2 him and waved as he left and closed teh door.
A.N: WHEN DA FOCUS IS ON DA REEL WROLD PLAY ETERNAL SNOW AND WHEN IT'S THE MIND TURN BACK TWO REQUITED.
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