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Sheist is the name of an episode of Eva and Cece's Chop Suey.

Synopsis[]

When Eva wants to drink alcohol, Sonic gives her his Sonic Says lecture on the subject, which she ignores. So Knuckles decides to try out his own way, which is by getting Eva so intoxicated she'll never want to drink again. But then he gets the idea to use the drunken Eva to steal a car, which crashes into Quahog's Drunken Clam.

Plot[]

Eva shows up on Sonic's doorstep drunk on strawberry daiquiri. She admits to drinking before coming over. Sonic attempts to give his lecture on alcohol, but Eva argues, that yes, alcohol is a bad thing... until you turn 21, then it's very good. Unable to get through to her, Knuckles shares an idea to get Eva to kick the bottle by coming up with a plan to get her so drunk, she'll hate it. So they start hopping convenience stores, using Eva's wallet to pay for all the drinks.

They get more mischievous, as Knuckles wants to take advantage of Eva's drunkenness and talk her into stealing a car, which she does from the Griffins from Quahog. Though it was a poor idea to have her behind the wheel (Knuckles only saying he had a license for a vehicle in one of the racing games), Eva crashes into the drunken clam, very excited and proud of herself, until she feels sick, and runs off, presumably to throw up, and Sonic and Knuckles laugh while she runs.

The next day, with her face in her home bathroom's toilet bowl, Eva tells Cece about the night before, and Cece says that she should be more careful with the booze, as too much of it can literally be poison.

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