Snake (MLF)

Snake is the captain/leader and quarterback of the Deathskin Razors. She was also the quarterback of the Galaxy Aces and Toxic All-Pros.

The Razors' Python-poison-armed Quarterback is rattler quick. The snake puns are hiss-terical, because Snake is debatably the best quarterback in the Mutant League, but neither receiver nor his running back are sturdy enough to do more than field a long bomb and are taken down rather quick.

We Are VR Troopers![]

Snake was the captain of the Deathskin Razors, but by the time The General took her in as part of his special team, he became fast friends to Razor Kidd, Mo and Spew Puke, and a love interest to Blood Clot. She was also Kaitlin's close sidekick, as were the other Skeletons. She seemed to grow more annoyed that Kaitlin wouldn't become one of them, as she's known to suffer from nightmares thanks to Dream Master, and be allergic to rye, wheat and barley; she kept making the offer, but she always turned it down. When Kaitlin came across Grimlord's cursed mirrors, she began to have a "split personality" as Clot mentioned, though he gotten beat up from the lame joke, which made Snake more irritable. She rallied her Skeleton brethren to turn against Kaitlin and her malicious double, yet still protect virtual reality from Grimlord.

In the Virtual Reality war, after the failed investigation of Asteroid 66, she and her undead army were about to close in on Kaitlin and JB; however, as Snake retained her memories on Kaitlin being a valiant, though lively, warrior, she soon had a change of heart and called off the mutiny. She offered a handshake, though she psyched her as she never wanted to touch a human! So, she went with the 2 Troopers, including her double, and Clot as they infiltrated Icebot's Sky Castle. She had some shattered bones, even vomited a fresh duck thanks to the changing gravity, but they were successful on destroying Icebot and his turf and were soon rescued by Ryan's Blue Hawk!

She then took on the fight to Grimlord's foot soldiers, starting with the Vixens as she and the Skeletons decayed the group on contact! Then, enraged, she stormed toward Despera who has already decimated the Kaitlin double. Snake only left a scratch, which to her shock grew and manifested, making her decay and lose her staff, to which Kaitlin used to finish her off! She still took on the ground forces till Geimlord was defeated for good! Then...she and her Skeletons regrew their flesh, even bled to show they're alive again! Blood Clot grew fascinated with her new looks; rumor has it they could be dating. And Snake was one of the several Mutants as part of the new Galaxy Aces and won the Mayhem Bowl!

Quotes[]

"A few more play like that and we'll bury the <team>."

"I'm decayed, I'm deceased.... I'm an undead scoring beast!"

"In lieu of flowers, contributions should be made to me."

"Next to rising from the grave, I like scoring touchdowns best!"

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

"That's using the old skull!"

"Things like that turn the <team> coach into a casket case."

"When I roll these bones, I always come up six."

"Easy as falling into an open grave!"

"If a live guy kicked a ball that hard, he'd get ligament damage. But who needs ligaments?"

"I'm bad to the bone, but I'm even worse to the <team>!"

"I'm going to undertaker school in the off season, so this'll be good for extra credit."

"Inside that guy's suffocating flesh, there was a skeleton like me screaming to get out. I was only too happy to set him free."

"In the kingdom of death, I'm the heir apparent."

"Life is sweet but I'm watching my weight, so I'm on a steady diet of death."

"Welcome to my world, deadboy!"

"Yuck. Flesh is so squishy. If he rises from the grave later on, I'll apologize."

"We beat the <team> like a kettle drum. Those skull sessions we had to plan strategy really paid off."

"The <myteam> won because of our team spirit...and our team ghost, team ghoul, team poltergeist, and team vampire."

Trivia[]

Snake, along with her species the Skeletons and the Deathskin Razors, has been chosen as one of Ikran's favorite Undead Characters.
Out of all the numerous skeletons, she'd chosen Snake as Kaitlin's partner; she seemed to stand out to her the most, especially as a promising quarterback much like Razor Kidd for the Screaming Evils, and the Deathskin Razors has been her favorite all skeleton team.
The Deathskin Razors were mentioned along with Snake as one of her video game Toxokinetics.