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The Brothers Grunt are an ensemble cast of pale, rubbery humanoids distantly related to human beings, all of them ostensibly male, wandering around in their underpants. Their main food staple is cheese; nevertheless they are able to eat other meals (at least potatoes). Their single parent is a giant, mute aquatic individual, called Primus Gruntus Maximus, to whom they are born as embryos inside skin warts, much in the way of the Surinam Toad. They live in a monastery in an alternate universe. A group is formed, composed of most of the survivors of their species, in a quest to bring back one of their kind, Perry, who has abandoned his involuntary position of "Chosen One" (leader of their order) and is now living the "high life" among human beings (who seem to deal with the bizarre nature of the grunts by ignoring them and pretending everything is normal).

Main characters[]

The main characters were named after famous crooners of the 1960s: Frank (Sinatra), Tony (Bennett), Dean (Martin), Bing (Crosby), Sammy (Davis, Jr.) and Perry (Como) all voiced by Doug Parker.

Sleepy Hollow, the Missing Episodes[]

Team Witness had dealt with them, twice! The first time was when the Rapture was beginning, on the next day after Jake witnessed the Blood Moon. As Gavin was discussing with Molly on who Logan was as Pestilence, the alarm went off inside the Vault, signaling there's an intruder! According to the monitors, fleshy humanoids started to go to the place, and Gavin, Jenny and Ichabod fought them off before the Onondagas arrived; she used the silver rifle, the Freemason used the crossbow, and Gavin incinerated them with his lighter which seemed to be the most effective considering they were almost bare-naked.

The second time was in the Hersey ring as Gavin and Jenny were being ambushed by the mob! Unlike last time, they were able to regenerate, so Alex and Gavin led them away and up a steep cliff. The Brothers climbed after them, but they beat them to the punch! Alex asked Gavin to borrow his lighter, unscrewed the cap, and elongated the flame to incinerate the floating fleshy cloud, the Primus Gruntus Maximus, Then, she was caught off guard by the lardy leader, Poobah, and he was covering her with his pussy body!! Gavin burnt him, which relinquished him from Alex, then she made him back off the edge of the precipice with her holy water super soaker!

Rumor has it that they could be evil creations that were rejected by Lucifer.