One day after school, Sarah was heading upstairs to her room when she heard someone else's voice.
"'I don't think he knows I even exist.'" said the voice, "'It's so stupid to think about him, but I can't help it.'"
It was coming from Christopher Robin, who was in Sarah's room, and he was jumping on Sarah's bed while wearing one of Sarah's bras and reading her diary.
"Jimmy! Ooh, Jimmy!" said Christopher Robin, as he stopped reading Sarah's diary and did a little breast dance.
"Get out of my room!" shouted Sarah, as she chased her brother out of her room. He screamed as he ran away from the Cul-de-Sac girl. As she ran to the entrance of her room, she noticed that her door was missing. She muttered, "Oh! My... my... Ah!" And she went into a full-blown screaming fit.
Meanwhile, downstairs, Sarah's parents, Prince Adam and Belle, were having a conversation when they heard the commotion.
"She saw it." said Adam.
"I'm gonna go check out those Lakers." said Belle.
"I'm with you." said Adam. And he and Belle went to the next room to check out the Lakers.
Sarah ran downstairs, still upset.
"Dad!" she called, "Dad, did you see what happened to my d..."
She got cut off when she saw her ex-father, Dimitri, at the dining room table, waiting for her. He was not happy at all. Sarah, looking none too happy either, sighed and walked into the dining room.
"I spoke to your principal." said Dimitri.
"What?" asked Sarah.
"Just now on the phone." said Dimitri.
"Where's my door?" demanded Sarah.
"Privacy is a privilege, Sarah." Dimitri told her.
"Where is my door, Dad?" Sarah repeated.
Dimitri lectured her, saying, "Your door will be returned to you, Sarah, if and when you can explain to me..."
"I need my door!" Sarah sighed in aggravation, "You give me that door right now or...or... I will commit suicide!"
"Oh!" Christopher Robin smirked, "Can I watch?"
"Christopher Robin!" Dimitri said.
Sarah angrily turned around fast. "That's it!" she shouted. And she chased after him one more time, making him scream and leave the hallway.
"Sarah! Sarah!" Dimitri hollered after her. She stopped chasing her brother and walked back to the dining room table.
"I think we can dispense with the constant arguments and drama," Dimitri said sternly. "And maybe you can just calmly explain to me why you were in detention twice today?"
"OK, I went to detention," said Sarah. "But that was only because Chad Lockwood kept hitting me on the head with a volleyball!"
"When is this quarrel with Chad Lockwood going to end?" asked Dimitri.
"Never! Because he's an insane psychopath!" replied Sarah, "And you'd know that if you paid, like, a bunch of attention!" And she left the dining room again when Dimitri called her name again.
"Sarah?!"
"What?!" Sarah asked angrily, as she stomped back to the dining room.
"I think you know how very much I pay attention, Sarah," said Dimitri, as Sarah sighed in disgust. "Enough to know that you got an "F" in math today?"
"Well, Mrs. Surprise is out to get me!" Sarah told him.
"Oh, her too?"
"Yes," responded Sarah. "You know, she just looks for ways to torture me. Like today, the one time Jimmy even spoke to me, he really..."
"Who's Jimmy?" Dimitri cut her off.
"He's just nobody." said Sarah, shaking her head.
"You say I'm not interested, Sarah." said Dimitri, "Well, you know I'm interested. Try me."
Sarah sighed. "OK, he's just... this really amazing guy, Dad," she said.
"Where'd you meet him?" asked Dimitri.
Sarah said, "Detention, but..."
"Well!" Dimitri chuckled, "That sounds promising."
"See? Do you see?" Sarah exclaimed, "Why do I even bother telling you anything?"
"OK!" said Adam, "Who's up for Chinese?"
Christopher Robin raised his hand.
"I am!" he announced.
Sarah, however, shrieked in frustration. "You're ruining my life!" she shouted, "I'm moving out of this house, and I'm never coming back ever, ever, ever, ever again!" She then stomped upstairs to her room in anger and frustration, where her real brother, Ed, and his friends, Double D and Eddy, were waiting for her.
Dimitri sighed in defeat.
"You had to let your anger out, didn't you, Dimitri?" asked Belle, "You just HAD to do it!"