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  • Brody: Ah! Stop eating our boat Jaws!
  • Jaws: Grrr, I’m gonna eat your boat! Then I’m gonna eat you guys!
  • Meg: Rar!
  • Quint: Oh my God! What’s that?
  • Brody: It’s bigger Jaws!
  • Jaws: Oh my God! Now we have a common enemy, we have to work together.
  • Superman: how can that tiny can work on a 100 ft shark?
  • Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMA... wait does that still work?
  • (Shark repellent) "Whaaaaa??" "BECAUSE I'M......." :)-
  • "Oh no, a giant prehistoric shark is attacking humanity!"
  • "Is it big enough that a nuke can't kill it?"
  • "No."
  • "So the problem is what exactly?"
  • Quint: (injects fish with poison) HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!
  • (shark eats poisoned fish and dies)

Meg: rawwr... I'm gonna eat your boat, then I'm gonna eat you.

"bigger meg jumps out of water"

Meg: oh my God. It's bigger meg! Now we have a common enemy. We totally have to work together.

Shaggy: (afraid) Like, how did you make me use 100% of my power man?


Batman: *sips coffee BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

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