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Chapter 2 is the second chapter of The Sonic and Crash Before Christmas written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Missing Performance".

Plot

(At Cortex' airship, Dr. Eggman and Cortex's ship are in the sky, searching for Sonic and Crash's all over the Wumpa Islands)

  • Eggman: No sign and hedgehog and bandicoot around here.
  • Cortex: Think again. They could be in one of the rocks or the crabs crawling up the beach in the morning where Crash first crashed on the first level.
  • Eggman: Or the monkeys staring at the banana in the tree for five minutes.
  • N. Brio: I see their house from here.
  • Eggman: I knew it. Now there is a chance to shoot the bandicoots and mutate them with the other animals' blood.
  • Cortex: The fast hedgehog will be the rarest one to find. If we see him running like a bat, we'll shoot him up.
  • Eggman: Get ready. Now it is our chance to shoot.

(The airship lands down as Eggman, Cortex and N. Brio get off the airship by sneaking into the door of the house)

  • N. Brio: Let's go in.
  • Cortex: Not yet. Are you a deaf pain?
  • N. Brio: But we just got here.
  • Eggman: Let me do it the hard way. *break into the windows*
  • Cortex: Eggman, what are you doing? You're going to get caught.
  • Eggman: *open the door* Get in.

(Eggman, Cortex and N. Brio look around the house as Eggman check on the fridge for food)

  • Eggman: Nope. This is a fridge for storing food. What's this? Wumpa Splash? Not even drinking one of those soda cans.
  • Cortex: Not in the bathroom.
  • N. Brio: I don't see them in the room either.
  • Eggman: Try checking in their bedrooms.
  • Cortex: *check in the bedrooms* No bandicoots, wonderful.
  • Eggman: They left the house. I can't believe we're an half hour late.
  • Cortex: What should the next step be?
  • N. Brio: Blow up the house?
  • Cortex: Nope. We'll blow up the island as part of destroying the house.
  • N. Brio: Darn it. I wish i was the leader.
  • Eggman: Let's go back to the airship and track where the animals are.
  • Cortex: I think you're right. Report back to the airship.

(Back at the airship, Dr. Eggman, Cortex and N. Brio came back to locate the bandicoots and Sonic's friends on the computer)

  • N. Gin: Where are you guys up to?
  • Eggman: I'm going to track down where those animals could be.
  • Cortex: They left when we fill up the airship with nitro gas.
  • N. Brio: That hedgehog is fast and he might took the bandicoots on a very exciting trip.
  • Cortex: That's not the case why. They can't run off like that.
  • Eggman: I found it. The ring open up a portal in which the animals are racing through the street.
  • Cortex: The hedgehog is there! We need to track them right this instant.
  • Eggman: My brilliant plan will work.
  • Cortex: Alright. Get this airship going, we need to make our way to the street.
  • Nina: Guess they're going to Von Clutch's MotorWorld for a little circus genre.
  • Cortex: Von Clutch's MotorWorld must be the way the animals are going. Make a move!
  • N. Tropy: Time to break it in.

(The airship moves up and fly into Von Clutch's MotorWorld. Meanwhile at Koala Carnival, Sonic and Pasadena walk into the circus where the circus acts are set up.)

  • Sonic: This is a very big carnival. What is it all about?
  • Pasadena: This is not just a carnival for a koala, it's a carnival for entertainment. We got upbeat circus music, neon lights, balloons, fireworks, a cheering crowd, and a chaotic atmosphere. We also call it a Neon Circus. We got circus acts like juggling, trampoline, tightrope walking, trapeze acting and jumping in hoops on a ring rally.
  • Sonic: Oh sweet. I could jump around the ring rally for like 50 seconds.
  • Pasadena: We found your friends in the other side of the carnival.
  • Sonic: What? Where?

(Tails, Knuckles and Crash's gang are alive, hanging out with Von Clutch on the hoop set)

  • Sonic: Tails! Knuckles! Crash!
  • Tails: Over here guys!
  • Sonic: Tails, Knuckles, Crash, guys, you're all alive. I thought we crashed together. I felt asleep and you're all awake for no reason. Am i dreaming?
  • Aku Aku: I rehealed them with my own powers.
  • Sonic: I was the only one brought back from eating a fruit. Now i have less health rehealed from my system.
  • Aku Aku: Don't worry. I can heal you better. *reheal Sonic*
  • Sonic: Whoa, i feel so much better.
  • Tails: We're ready to rock and roll.
  • Ebenezer: Wait you guys, we got a big strong koala joining us for the big show. Meet Koala Kong.
  • Koala Kong: Whoa. Look at these puny little animals.
  • Sonic: No.....NO! Not that big strong koala again.
  • Koala Kong: Hey little hedgehog, remember me?
  • Sonic: I don't wanna compete with you. You punch me in the head back at the battle of Earth several months ago.
  • Koala Kong: I forgive you for everything. I work with Cortex and work with these guys at the MotorWorld's circus.
  • Knuckles: You're crazy. You're secretly working for Cortex?
  • Koala Kong: My boss is a big butt in the pain. He wanted to blow up the Earth, even we live on Earth in the first place.
  • Tails: Well me and Sonic came from another dimension.
  • Ebenezer: Blah blah blah, we were already out of Earth once to race on other planets around the universe. But now, we're going to do a boxing match with one of you guys.
  • Crunch: Oh yeah. Look at these muscles. Talk to the hand, bump to the fist!
  • Tawna: My bow arrow is ready to shoot on the targets.
  • Sonic: Just like hitting the targets at Target Smash.
  • Ebenezer: Koala Kong, you are going to fight with Rilla Roo.
  • Koala Kong: Grrrrr, i'm going to punch him like a stack of bananas in his head.
  • Ebenezer: Like a fruit dancer. Fun fun fun.
  • Tails: Those posters are incredible. Do you guys change color a lot?
  • Ebenezer: Uh.....yeah. Even with make-up when it comes to performing acts.
  • Sonic: Who's the mascot of this park?
  • Ebenezer: *sign* You know.....we don't wanna talk about it here. But you will hear it only one time and that's it.
  • Coco: We were invovled when the park's gems went missing.
  • Ebenezer: Willie Wumpa Cheeks was the mascot for the MotorWorld. His head was like a gigantic Wumpa Fruit with a Wumpa Pumpa for a nose, from which the Wumpa Whip he produces comes from. He often speaks in limericks and rhymes, which proves to disturb many people, particularly Doctor Cortex and Stew.
  • Stew: Hey, you talking about me?
  • Chick: Stew, just listen to his story.
  • Stew: They better not mock me at the award ceremony.
  • Ebenezer: After collecting the Power Gems, we found out at Willie was the one to steal all the Power Gems from the park. Even he stole my Black Gem from my body.
  • Sonic: Shoot. Do you still work without the gem?
  • Ebenezer: I do work without the gem. Willie then admits to the crime out of sheer frustration of the other characters' less-than-intelligent accusation of Crash for the theft of the Gems, given that the one piece of evidence points to Willie. We chase them off at Astro Land to get that Black Gem back from my body. Suddenly as we didn't expect, he is liquefied by a shot from Doctor Cortex's battle-craft and falls to the floor with his eyes left intact. As he was still alive after getting liquefied, his fate now lead into the garbage can and got send into the Academy of Evil in one of the cafeterias.
  • Pasadena: You now remain as the new mascot for the park.
  • Ebenezer: I still own the park. What i am? An imbecile?
  • Sonic: Tell me a story how you got rid of Willie in the park?
  • Ebenezer: Didn't i tell you a story already about Willie Wumpa Cheeks? Were you listening? Fine. I'll tell you what happen to Willie after Cortex shot him in the face.

(In a flashback, Willie Wumpa Cheeks is seen inside of a rocket, trying to use the machine by pressing the buttons to launch himself out of Astro Land)

  • Willie: *trying to get the "rocket" to launch* Come on, come on, don't do this to me!
  • Crunch: *open the door and grab Willie out of the rocket by the nose*
  • Pasadena: All righty you sour fruit. Hand over that black powered gem
  • Willie: Hey! Who are you calling 'sour'?!
  • Cortex: *blast Willie from Crunch*
  • Everyone: *disgusted from Willie's liquefied form*
  • Pasadena: That's ick!
  • Cortex: *arrive with his battle-craft* He he he he he he.
  • Crunch: Oh, man!
  • Cortex: Those retched bandicoots foiled my plan to take over this amusement enterprise as the ideal strategic cover!
  • N. Gin: *replying to Cortex's comment about the bandicoots ruining his plans* Yes my lord! Hehehehehe...
  • Cortex: *reply to N-Gin giggling insanely* Stop having fun! Oblierate them! *start shooting the bandicoots and Pasadena*
  • Crunch: *peel the floor to block the shots*
  • Cortex: What?
  • Crash: *throw a chicken to Cortex's battle-craft on the engine*
  • Cortex: I hate chicken. *his ship starts malfunctioning* We'll meet again Crash Bandicoooottttt! *escape by breaking into the wall*
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Pasadena: Alright! We saved the park.
  • Crunch: I knew the wumpa fruit and Cortex were behind all of this.
  • Coco: This liquid thing is making me ick.
  • Crash: Blah.
  • Willie: *tries to talk, but mumbles from his liquefied form*
  • Pasadena: You know what? You're going into the dump.
  • Willie: *cries by mumbling*
  • Crunch: Take it away drones!
  • Park Drone #1: The park's all clear.
  • Park Drone #2: *time to take out the trash*
  • Willie: *get dumped into the trash can*
  • Park Drones: *throw the garbage can into the litter box*

(Willie is being thrown off the litter box into the garbage truck as the garbage truck dries into the road. Far away from the park, the truck was driving to the Academy of Evil as the truck arrive by dumping all the garbage and Willie into the dump.)

  • Guard Dogs: *bark*
  • Robotic Janitor #1: Madame, we got a problem. There's a gooey liquid with eyes. What should we do?
  • Madame Amberly: Take it away. Wait, i can send this liquid thing to the cafeteria so the students can try what it taste from the inside.
  • Robotic Janitor #2: Let's get this thing out of the way.
  • Madame Amberly: Take it inside.

(The robotic janitors take Willie out and drop him into the cafeteria in one of the fruit juice stands. The students are disgusted by Willie's liquefied form)

  • Student #1: Ew, gross.
  • Student #2: What is this? Did someone puke over to the cafeteria's menu?
  • Student #3: I'm not eating this garbage.
  • Student #4: This is the fourth time a dummy brought in a food from the garbage. I'm going to buy myself a sandwich at the vending machine.
  • Robotic Janitor #3: The students are not liking this idea for this gooey thing. Take ti away.
  • Madame Amberly: *hold Willie* This gross looking slime is going into my office.

(At Madame Amberly's office, Amberly is trying to use her magic on Willie to reform him)

  • Madame Amberly: This is the nastiest thing i've ever seen. Whatever this thing called is going back into the dump. *form Willie back to his original form* What the?
  • Willie: Ta da! It's me.
  • Madame Amberly: It's alive! Ah! *shoot magic at Willie*
  • Willie: Hey, stop. Don't hurt me. I'm a nice little wumpa fruit.
  • Madame Amberly: Who are you? Why did you scare off my students?
  • Willie: I'm Willie Wumpa Cheeks. There is no need to scare off the fans. What is this place? Is this some sort of library?
  • Madame Amberly: You're in the Academy of Evil. I'm going to lock you up into my collection of fruits.
  • Willie: What the? I need to go back to the park. I'm not done dealing with the meddling bandicoots yet!
  • Madame Amberly: *grab Willie* Too bad. You're not worthy of becoming my minons. *throw Willie into the freezer*
  • Willie: It's too cold out there. I can't live like this in the cold!
  • Madame Amberly: At long, last leave. *slam the fridge's door*

(After the flashback end, we flash-forward to Koala Carnival where the gang is done hearing Von Clutch's story about Willie Wumpa Cheeks)

  • Ebenezer: And that my friends is where Willie belongs. The freezer of the fridge.
  • Sonic: That big old wumpa was a trickster all along. I feel like you guys were being tricked by that mascot.
  • Ebenezer: Never again! We don't talk about him during meetings.
  • Crunch: With the koala joining the circus, we're gonna do some boxing with him.
  • Koala Kong: Alright. It's time for a wrestling match!
  • Ebenezer: Rilla Roo! Come out, come out whatever you are! You got audiences on the board. You got a boxing match with Koala Kong!
  • Pasadena: Where could that monkey kangaroo be?
  • Ebenezer: He's always absent. I wonder where could that Rilla Roo be?
  • Koala Kong: I used to face him all the way back in 2000 when the island is having a party bash all over the world. Heck, he pushed me with all the penguins around me on the iceberg.
  • Park Drone #1: Von Clutch, it seem that Rilla Roo has escaped out of his cage again.
  • Ebenezer: Kazooks! He escaped! How many times has he been escaping through all of this? He must has ran off somewhere around the world.
  • Koala Kong: He was scared of Cortex and he's even scared of you?
  • Pasadena: Maybe because of that funny face he's having that got the fans scared and making fun of him.
  • Tails: I got my radar with me. I know where he could be.
  • Sonic: I can handle this. Me and Crash are going to search for that one guy you're missing.
  • Park Drone #2: Young man, you can't do this alone. The whole group has to come with you.
  • Sonic: I'm a hedgehog. What are you, a life saver?
  • Aku Aku: Crash and Sonic will find Rilla Roo and bring him back into the circus.
  • Sonic: Tails, give me the radar.
  • Tails: Oh well. Fine. *throw the radar to Sonic*
  • Sonic: We're a big planet out there. He may be hiding around the North, East, South and West.
  • Pasadena: Hope you're all safe by yourselves.
  • Aku Aku: Crash will hold on to me for the ride.
  • Knuckles: The karts broke down. So Sonic's super speed is going to get them to Rilla Roo's location.
  • Tails: Wait a minute, isn't he related to that funny looking Ripper Roo guy?
  • Ebenezer: No no no. He's a normal kangaroo. The hybrid we have has gone missing. Your two best friends are going to look after him.
  • Tails: Alright. Wish the best of luck for them.
  • Sonic: Pray for us. Once we run to cold destinations, it's going to freeze on us. Let's hope the snowstorm or the sandstorm doesn't hit us all the way from running and flying.
  • Ebenezer: But we got a replacement for another act while Rilla is missing.

(A chicken with a crown is seen on the pillar)

  • Ebenezer: Instead, we got King Chicken to do his acts of judging through bowling sticks.
  • Knuckles: You're hiring a dumb chicken for the show? Jeez, this bird doesn't know how to act.
  • King Chicken: *make noises and peak on the pillar*
  • Ebenezer: His real name is King Paul III, but his actual name is King Chicken.
  • Chick: We put a crown on him on CTR TV.
  • Knuckles: What if we put a crown on a Chao and call him King Chao? That would be hiarilous.
  • Tails: Knuckles.
  • Knuckles: I was trying to be funny, like you.
  • Sonic: Alright you guys. Wish us the best of luck for one last time. Me and Crash are off to searching for the missing Rilla Roo.
  • Ebenezer: Good luck my friends. Don't lose the mask and the radar.
  • Sonic: We promise we won't let you down on this.
  • Crash: *hold on to Aku Aku*
  • Aku Aku: We're ready to go.
  • Tawna: Goodbye Crash. Don't fall over to those spears and sharp ices.
  • Tails: Don't drop my radar. I need it for the Chaos Emeralds search.
  • Sonic: Ready or not, here we run! *supersonic speed*
  • Aku Aku: *with Crash holding on to him, he fly fast to follow Sonic*
  • Koala Kong: Let's go grab some bear claws for lunch.
  • Stew: Racing fans, we will be right back after the break.

(Sonic runs all over the world with Crash riding on Aku Aku flying through the world when following Sonic)

  • Sonic: This is great! I never knew we can go on a adventure by ourselves.
  • Aku Aku: Keep in track of your radar. Where could that monkey be located at.
  • Sonic: It said he's located on the very cold part of the world with candies and big house everywhere.
  • Crash: *cover his mouth*
  • Aku Aku: That seem like a far away distance to the North Pole. We're gonna get there in a minute.
  • Sonic: Alright. And one, and a two, and a three.

(At the snowy plains, Sonic is feeling tired of running from the snowstorm bothering him as Crash land down with Aku Aku on the snow)

  • Crash: *grab a bag and throws up onto the bag*
  • Aku Aku: The cold is freezing us.
  • Sonic: Shoot. I didn't know we're being hit by the snowstorm.
  • Aku Aku: I told you it's not a good place to run when the snowstorm is around.
  • Sonic: Worse than drowning from water. I can't feel my hands.
  • Aku Aku: My eyes. They are freezing.
  • Crash: *rest in the snow*
  • Sonic: Crash? Aku Aku?
  • Aku Aku: Tails told us it's gonna happen. But yikes, you run all the way to get us all killed. How could you?!
  • Sonic: But Aku? It's not my fault that we have to go all the way to find that monkey kangaroo.
  • Aku Aku: It's over Sonic. We will never see the day of the day. *freeze*
  • Sonic: Aku, no! No no no no no. Why is the world taking my lighter away from me? *rush to the snow as his feet started to freeze, unable to move into the snow* This hedgehog once run into fast places. Let the blue bur rest in peace within the snowstorm. Goodbye cruel world! *freeze in the snow*

(Back in the present day, Sonic tells Bobo about their fate in the world)

  • Sonic: And that my friends, we never lived with the cold bother us. This is the end of our lives. The End.
  • Bobo: What? That's it? I thought you guys are living in the present.
  • Sonic: Oh yes. We lived. Look at us, you're staring at us. We got more to tell.
  • Bobo: Well i'm not leaving without my midnight snack.
  • Aku Aku: No. Stay here, do not move.
  • Crash: *growls*
  • Bobo: What? Fine. You're forcing me to read the rest of the story.
  • Sonic: Moving on, we continue where we left off. Oh, Chapter 2!

(Back in the past, the snowstorm was gone and a big aura of light appears in the purple sky of a nearly town. Sonic wake up from the light as he feels his legs and arms again.)

  • Sonic: Whoa. Am i in heaven? I gotta go fast! In the afterlife. But wait, where did Crash and Aku Aku go?

(Crash Bandicoot wake up from the cold as he see Aku Aku frozen in soild as Crash throw the ice cube to break Aku Aku out of the trap)

  • Aku Aku: Ouch. Huh? What happen? What year it is? Is Crunch Bandicoot the new president of the Wumpa Islands?
  • Sonic: Aku Aku, it's me! Crash, i thought you were dead.
  • Crash: Oh.
  • Aku Aku: So you're just playing, huh?
  • Sonic: Are we in the afterlife?
  • Aku Aku: Now the snowstorm has stopped. Look at the weather.
  • Sonic: Whoa, am i seeing the bridge of light?
  • Crash: *shocked*
  • Aku Aku: Crash, what happen? Are your eyes tired?
  • Crash: *point to a town* Ooh.
  • Sonic: Is it me or the town is made of gingerbread?
  • Aku Aku: We must be arriving at Gingerbread Joyride.
  • Sonic: Wait, the whole town is made of candy? Sweet. Look like i needed a sugar boost after all. *eat the snow* Doesn't taste like actual ice.
  • Aku Aku: That's regular snow! It melts to water, silly.
  • Sonic: The real sugar must be in the town. *run to the town*
  • Aku Aku: Wait up bandicoot.
  • Crash: *chase Sonic and Aku Aku: He he.

(Sonic run all the way to Gingerbread Joyride, a cosy town composed mostly of gingerbread houses surrounded by a snowy plain during twilight. The town is populated with jumping sentient gum drops and jellies. Two of the jellies, called sumo jellies (one blue and one green) bump each other out during the streets. Crash and Aku Aku jump into one of the jellies, sliding through a loop and landing into a pile of jelly beans.)

  • Aku Aku: Sonic, stop running! Where are you going?!
  • Sonic: *stop running as he see his friends* This town is pretty cool. The candy store is actually fun. *eat the gummy bandicoots*
  • Aku Aku: That sugar is making you run like a maniac.
  • Sonic: I love that candy. Sweet and sour like Sour Patch Wumpas.
  • Aku Aku: Don't you ever get cavities.
  • Sonic: Cavities? Yikes! They hurt your teeth and your teeth will become yellow like drinking coffee in the morning.
  • Aku Aku: I warn you all to not eat too much during the quest. We should have brought Wumpa Fruits during the trip.
  • Sonic: Or go to the dentist for the dentist to clean your teeth out.
  • Jelly King: Behold! Hasty is about to return from his night flight. Give it up for our favorite moose!
  • Jellies: *cheers*
  • Sonic: Hasty? Who is Hasty?

(A moose is seen flying a jet as the jellies cheer for him as the moose land his set into the parking area)

  • Hasty: Hello everybody! Were you waiting for me?
  • Sonic: Boy! We gotta check him out.
  • Aku Aku: That must be Hasty alright.
  • Jelly King: Hasty my boy, what have brought into the good news lately?
  • Hasty: Christmas is coming up. I have seen jellies are giving out jelly beans, bandicoots decorating the trees in the tropical islands and the penguins are swimming though the ice to mate for the mating season with the eggs hatching into babies.
  • Jelly King: You never lose a race, eh?
  • Hasty: Never ever. Those beginners can't beat me to the summit of the test.
  • Sonic: Wait, i am a fast racer.
  • Hasty: And what kind of animal are you?
  • Sonic: I'm a hedgehog. People call me Sonic, the blue blur. Speed is my name and running is my game.
  • Hasty: Sonic the Hedgehog. Welcome to Gingerbread Joyride. Greet all the jellies in my city and these candies will love you like racing fans.
  • Aku Aku: We came looking for Rilla Roo.
  • Hasty: Aku Aku! Crash! Oh boy, i haven't seen you guys for a very long time since the last Grand Prix we raced in.
  • Sonic: Huh? You know these guys?
  • Hasty: Crash Bandicoot was one of the fastest racers in the Wumpa Islands. He brought his sister once to the race and almost beat me like running into the mountains. His girlfriend was also there and dressed up like a mama.
  • Sonic: You know Coco and Tawna?
  • Hasty: Yes i do. Wait a minute, are you from the Wumpa Islands too?
  • Sonic: I'm from another planet. Well, i'm from another dimension, also.
  • Hasty: That infamous N. Tropy guy was responsible for changing history like when he brought that Fake Crash to screw up the time where the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, giving them creepy looking eyebrows.
  • Sonic: Yuck. They almost look like all the uncanny creatures from the uncanny valley. Like when i went to the art fair, the artist want to draw a portrait of me, but he did it all wrong, giving me human teeth and a creepy looking face. But i ask him to do it again and oh boy, he nailed the portrait of a blue hedgehog. The nose look right, the arms look right and every details above look just right and so much better in the redesign.
  • Hasty: Always try it first, then try again to make things better. We fail sometimes and try it again to complete.
  • Aku Aku: Once again, i asked you if Rilla Roo is in the town.
  • Hasty: Rilla Roo? Yes. I know where he is at.
  • Sonic: Really? We're suppose to take him to the carnival where he was suppose to fight Koala Kong.
  • Hasty: Follow me. I know what you're looking for.
  • Sonic: After we find the monkey, we're going back to the circus.
  • Aku Aku: There is hope between all of us.
  • Hasty: It's a holly jolly wonderland out there.

(Meanwhile at the Academy of Evil, Madame Amberly open the fridge on the freezer and take the ice cube of Willie and place it to her cup of lemonade)

  • Madame Amberly: A nice fresh lemonade would make it a nice cup for a wumpa fruit. *sip the lemonade*
  • Willie: *shake the cube*
  • Madame Amberly: What the? Why it's moving? *take Willie from a ice cube and slam it on the table*
  • Willie: *cover his body* So......cold.
  • Madame Amberly: What do you want?!
  • Willie: Ah! It's the witch! Where am i?
  • Madame Amberly: You're in the same place as the fridge.
  • Willie: What year is it? How long was i staying here for?
  • Madame Amberly: 11 years.
  • Willie: 11 years? No. That's a very long wait since my crimes at Von Clutch's MotorWorld. How are my friends doing?
  • Madame Amberly: You don't have any friends. All of my students have grown and ready to dominate the world like the crybaby Cortex.
  • Willie: Ha ha ha. I was waiting for my return to steal the gems.
  • Madame Amberly: How about you just go and leave me alone!
  • Willie: Yay! I'm free.
  • Madame Amberly: You're dismissed. Get out.

(Willie left the Academy of Evil and hold the red blanket with him)

  • Willie: I'm free after 11 years. I'm free free free. Woo hoo! Now it is time to go back to the park and pay my respects to the people of Von Clutch's MotorWorld. As long the bandicoot and mad scientist are not involved.

(Back at the Koala Carnival, King Chicken is peaking on the floor as Tails and Knuckles watch the chicken at the stage act)

  • Tails: Uh? What are we suppose to do first?
  • Ebenezer: Go feed him some food. I hire you two to feed our chicken. We do this every day before the show starts.
  • Knuckles: But there is no show. I don't see any people coming over during practice hours.
  • Ebenezer: Drop the corns. It's common sense.
  • Pasadena: I think they're learning at first.
  • Ebenezer: Don't worry Pasadena, they got this.
  • Tails: *drop the corn bits on the ground* Here little guy. All yours.
  • Ebenezer: *cluck and peak on the corn bits*
  • Tails: I didn't do anything.
  • Knuckles: He likes you, silly.
  • Ebenezer: Ha ha ha. Good job. Knuckles, do you mind feeding the tigers some meat?
  • Knuckles: I guess. I'll give them some steak.
  • Ebenezer: Go to the fridge and see the plastic bag of steaks.
  • Knuckles: Aye aye boss.
  • Koala Kong: *move the boxes over* Done boss. That's every last load of them.
  • Ebenezer: Alright. New circus items on the way.
  • Pasadena: I hope it's my new Daredevil bike.
  • Ebenezer: And a fresh pack of Wumpa Whip.
  • Pasadena: Do people still drink Wumpa Whip?
  • Ebenezer: Ya. We used the homemade ingredients to whip them on the blender and taste like a frozen smoothie mixed with a slurpee at a gas station.
  • Pasadena: I could get used to Wumpa Soda.
  • Ebenezer: Don't go crazy on the sugar. It make you poof!

(Back at Cortex' airship, the villains found the location of Von Clutch's MotorWorld as Eggman turn left on the airship to track target on Koala Carnival)

  • Eggman: There it is. Sweet mother of colors, we found the park.
  • Cortex: I hate that place. I never won a race in there.
  • Nina: Whoa, what is that on the ground?
  • Cortex: You seen it once. They're having a carnival. Without us?
  • N. Brio: We stink.
  • Cortex: I know you what stinky is. I will make my comeback! *turn on the speaker*
  • Eggman: Uh, Cortex. I don't think it is a good idea to make some clickbait.
  • Cortex: This isn't clickbait. This is a special announcement from the doctors!

(The speaker was on as Cortex started to make his speech to the Koala Carnival)

  • Cortex: *on speaker* Hello? Is this thing on? Good. Ah ha ha. Is it i. Dr. Neo. Cortex. I want to welcome all of you guys at my castle. We got a big hot dog eating contest at the big dinner table. How about you come right there at Happily Ever Faster and come right there for the biggest show event of all time!
  • Ebenezer: What the? No one asked for a hot dog eating contest!
  • Knuckles: He mean a chili dog eating contest. That's what Sonic eats.
  • Tails: Sonic would eat them all in five seconds.
  • Tawna: Cortex is failing at it again. Lame.
  • Cortex: *on speaker* You guys are not interested? My contest is lame? What? I'm going to show you some entertainment. Prepare the missiles!

(The airship shoot missiles at the carnival, blasting into the ground as the group winds back from the blast)

  • Crunch: Are you crazy?
  • Cortex: *pop out from his hovercraft* Ha ha ha ha ha. Is it i!
  • Coco: Dr. Neo Cortex.
  • Cortex: I'm back once again for the holidays.
  • Koala Kong: Cortex.
  • Cortex: Koala Kong, how dare you betray me once again? I always failed you to defeat Crash Bandicoot. How's your new circus friends doing?
  • Koala Kong: You can't take away my friends.
  • Pasadena: I'm going to teach you a lesson.
  • Cortex: Oh really? How surprising for a possum like you.
  • Pasadena: Hey.
  • Ebenezer: You better stay out of my property.
  • Cortex: Your gems belong to us.
  • Tails: You're crazy that you didn't find all the Chaos Emeralds in our place.
  • Cortex: Say hello to my little friend. *use his blaster gun to shoot everywhere*
  • Ebenezer: Oi! Dodge!
  • Everyone: *dodge from the blast attacks*
  • Tawna: *grab King Chicken* Gotcha.
  • Park Drone #1: Boss, what can we do?
  • Ebenezer: Grab the water hose and blast this yellow french fry away.
  • Park Drone #2: Yes sir.
  • Cortex: I'm not a french fry! Why is everyone keep calling me that? Do i look like a fast-food restaurant to you?
  • Park Drone #2: *hold the water hose* Hold it still.
  • Park Drone #3: Now water him up.
  • Park Drone #2: *splash water on Cortex*
  • Cortex: Ugh! It's hot! *dodge from the water*
  • Ebenezer: Move it like you're shooting water at the targets.
  • Park Drone #2: *move the water hose to spread more water to Cortex* I got it.
  • Cortex: Don't you even think about it.

(Back at Cortex's airship as Eggman and the others are watching Cortex getting splashed by water)

  • N. Tropy: What is he doing?
  • Nina: Such a total failure.
  • Eggman: Cortex, come back to the airship!
  • Cortex: *outside* We'll see about that you doofus!
  • Park Drone #2: *splash more water on Cortex*
  • Cortex: My eyes!
  • Coco: Way a go.
  • Eggman: Cortex, get back and we'll escape!
  • Cortex: *arrive back at the airship* That was awful. I'm soaked as toilet paper.
  • N. Gin: Let me dry you up. *use the hair dryer on Cortex*
  • Cortex: That's enough. We'll find the power crystals and come back to blow up the park.
  • Eggman: Good idea.

(Everyone at Koala Carnival started throwing wumpa fruits on the airship)

  • Crunch: Get them out!
  • Knuckles: You're not welcomed at all!
  • Tails: Scam off!
  • Cortex: *inside the airship* They're throwing wumpa fruits at us. Make way for the exit! *escape by boosting up the airship*
  • Ebenezer: Get back here! We're not finished with you yet.
  • Pasadena: Ebenezer, it's okay. They never learned their lessons.
  • Ebenezer: Get away from me. They ruined my circus.
  • Koala Kong: It's my carnival. How dare Cortex did such a thing to me. My dreams are crushed.
  • Crunch: It's okay Koala. That Cortex better be paying for some gems on his own.
  • Koala Kong: The diet just went up to being a unhealthy treat.
  • Coco: Sonic and Crash didn't come back with Rilla Roo yet. I wonder what is taking them so long?
  • Knuckles: The cold is always bothering them. They shouldn't brought their snow jackets with them for the trip.
  • Tawna: Oh give me a break. They been to snow places without a jacket. We raced at Polar Pass a few years ago and the track is always warm with the polar bears feeling cold.
  • Knuckles: We need to fix the circus, right?
  • Ebenezer: Let's fix it up before Sonic and Crash comes back with Rilla Roo.
  • Pasadena: No mistakes this time, eh?

(Back at Gingerbread Joyride, Sonic and Crash with Hasty and Yaya Panda with Aku Aku guiding the group is walking into the garage, made of gingerbread. Once they went inside, they open the door to see Rilla Roo playing with the wheels.)

  • Hasty: Hey there Mr. Roo. Stop chewing up the wheels and we got visitors.
  • Rilla Roo: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
  • Sonic: This is Rilla Roo. Right?
  • Aku Aku: Yes he is. We finally found it.
  • Sonic: Sheesh, that was easy.
  • Rilla Roo: *make monkey sounds*
  • Sonic: Hi. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. What are you?
  • Rilla Roo: *still make monkey sounds*
  • Yaya: He's suppose to be some sort of kangaroo and gorilla hybrid. I like this guy.
  • Sonic: Why he's breaking down the kart for? Karts are used for driving, not for breaking.
  • Hasty: Rilla Roo, we got a big race coming up. Start putting back the kart together.
  • Sonic: Wait. You guys are hosting a racing tournament?
  • Crash: Huh?
  • Hasty: Yes we are. The winner take it all. No doubt about it.
  • Sonic: We really need to get him back to the circus. He has a match with Koala Kong coming up and people are worried about him.
  • Hasty: Don't you dare take my member away. You gotta win first.
  • Sonic: Win first? What did we do? We just got here like a hour ago.
  • Hasty: Rules are always rules. If you win, you get a special treat.
  • Sonic: And then we invite Rilla Roo anywhere around the world and take him back to the circus, am i right?
  • Hasty: No! Wrong! The winners do whatever they want. No matter if you invite a friend over to a mansion, you better pay respect to the choices of authorities.
  • Sonic: You're on a sugar rush lately, are you?
  • Hasty: Cut the talking, are you interested on racing on my Grand Prix?
  • Aku Aku: You're hosting a Grand Prix on your own?
  • Hasty: Yes. It happen every time of the year when the holidays are about to come on and we race for the big gold.
  • Crash: Ooh.
  • Sonic: Deal. If you lose, we're bringing Rilla Roo home.
  • Yaya: Hey. What's the big idea? You can't take a loser back home.
  • Sonic: Rilla Roo belong to the circus, not on your hometown made of candy and sugar.
  • Hasty: Stop judging the basic of rules! You're going to race with us.
  • Sonic: Oh really? I didn't even say yes if i want to race or no because, i didn't ask for it.
  • Hasty: Too bad. It's you against me.
  • Sonic: What about the rest?
  • Aku Aku: Crash Bandicoot will be racing with you guys.
  • Crash: Woo hoo!
  • Sonic: What the? Even Crash too?
  • Hasty: Friends, we are going to have a friendly competition.
  • Yaya: Woo hoo!
  • Rilla Roo: Hoo hoo hoo!
  • Sonic: You know what? It's on.
  • Hasty: Were you waiting for me to race?
  • Sonic: No. But i will beat you.
  • Hasty: Alright. Let's go build our karts and in 30 minutes. The race will be on. Our engines will load with boost and we'll race for fun.
  • Yaya: I'm a speed beast.
  • Rilla Roo: Ooh ooh ooh.
  • Crash: Ha ha.
  • Sonic: Crazy friends.
  • Aku Aku: Okay. Let's get to construction.

(Back at Cortex's airship, Cortex is seen covered with a towel with Eggman taking pilot of the airship)

  • Eggman: Gosh, why is the sky so cold?
  • Cortex: We're traveling far far away. Look at the weather. It's about to storm.
  • Nina: Why are we even here for?
  • Cortex: I don't know Nina. We're trying to look for power crystals so we can charge them and destroy places easy.
  • Dingodile: Oh, i can prepare some meatloaf for you guys.
  • Cortex: No. You're cooking sucks, Dingodile!
  • Dingodile: My food is amazing. I make a lot of effort to put in a lot of love.
  • Nina: You put in a lot of hate, big croc.
  • Dingodile: Knock it off!
  • N. Tropy: I'm going to hit that fork on your head.
  • N. Brio: I'm dizzy.
  • N. Gin: Food fight!
  • Eggman: Enough! I'm getting sick of your complaints. I'm trying to fly this airship as hard i can.
  • Cortex: The mad doctor said it, idiots.
  • Nina: I'm smarter than you, uncle.
  • N. Tropy: You guys need mental attention.
  • Eggman: Ah, the nice cold breezing weather. What do you think Cortex?
  • Cortex: Oh my, what's that shadow doing in the snow, walking?
  • Eggman: I never seen anything like it before. What does it look like? A rock?
  • Cortex: Move the camera closer.
  • Eggman: *move the camera close to see a silhouette of a wumpa creature* Is it me? Or a living wumpa fruit look like a pumpkin?
  • Cortex: We need his attention. He's going to die out here in the strong weather. Give him some undivided attention.
  • Eggman: I'll take care of it.

(The airship spy on the wumpa creature, turning out to be Willie Wumpa Cheeks, covering himself with a towel with Eggman turning on the speakers to talk to Willie)

  • Eggman: *on speaker* Hi there. Are you lost? Do you need some help?
  • Willie: Ah! A talking airship. Get away from me. I'm too young to die!
  • Cortex: *inside* Capture him.
  • Eggman: *use the tractor beam to capture Willie*
  • Willie: This isn't a alien invasion! This is a villain situation i'm dealing with!

(Willie is send to the airship as he land on the seat with N. Brio and N. Gin strapping him on the chair)

  • Willie: Let go of me. Who do you think you are.
  • Cortex: Willie Wumpa Cheeks.
  • Willie: Cortex? Who are you guys?
  • Eggman: We are a member of Team Cortex. I am Dr. Eggman. My real name is Ivo Robotnik. We're planning to rule world domination. Are you willing to be a part of ruling the world by finding the power crystals?
  • Willie: I'm going to get my revenge on you guys. Let go of me.
  • Nina: Tell us where Sonic and Crash.
  • Willie: You almost use the sonic boom on me.
  • N. Brio: No. Where is Sonic?
  • Willie: Who's Sonic?
  • Cortex: Oh my gosh. Let's get this over with. He's the fast blue hedeghog who run over in loops of hills and collect rings to save his life. He also used so-called gems named Chaos Emeralds to turn himself into a super yellow form to beat all of our robots to death.
  • N. Tropy: You never made robots before, do you?
  • Cortex: Oh don't ask me. I build robots to clean up the bedrooms.
  • N. Tropy: I want my hours back.
  • Willie: Hey, remember this? "Perhaps a riddle or two!"
  • Cortex: We know already! Now, tell us where Sonic and Crash is before we shoot you to pieces.
  • Willie: Uh?
  • N. Gin: You should have been dead long time ago.
  • Willie: I never met Sonic before, but i know Crash Bandicoot.
  • Eggman: Yes! There's someone that know the bandicoot.
  • Uka Uka: Do you know where Sonic and Crash's location is?
  • Willie: Uh, don't know.
  • Cortex: We'll see about that. Let's go back to the lab and fix him.
  • N. Tropy: Good idea.
  • Willie: Hey. I don't need any fixing. I am perfect!
  • Cortex: No you're not. We always fail, like you.
  • Willie: I am a mastermind of stealing gems from other places around the world!

(The airship turn around back to Cortex Castle and back at Gingerbread Joyride, Sonic, Crash and the gang are building their karts on the garage)

  • Sonic: Ugh, i have been constructing for 15 minutes. How about i eat some sweets to boost me up?
  • Aku Aku: No. You have to build your kart right now.
  • Sonic: What? I cannot eat any chocolate, cookies, crackers, jelly, gummy bears, candy corn and the rest of sugar?
  • Aku Aku: Get back to work.
  • Sonic: Fine. Next time, i'm grabbing myself a energy drink.
  • Crash: *done building his kart* Ta ta.
  • Aku Aku: Ah, perfect Crash. The best kart made of candies and cookies.
  • Crash: He he he he.
  • Sonic: If he can build his own kart with love, maybe i can do the same. *supersonic speed by building his own kart* Ta ta! *his kart collapses*
  • Aku Aku: You really need to slow down on building.
  • Sonic: Oh shampoo.
  • Hasty: Done. The kart's all ready for racing. She's going to love this race.
  • Yaya: It smells like orange chicken on a noodle box.
  • Hasty: Take me to a chinese restaurant after the race.
  • Yaya: No problem. I hope the egg rolls are ready for us to eat.
  • Rilla Roo: *slam the tires*
  • Hasty: No Rilla, the tires are for constructing, not for breaking.
  • Yaya: He does that every year since 2006.
  • Sonic: *use icing to fix the tires* Done.
  • Aku Aku: Watch and learn, fast boy. *use magic to rebuild Sonic's kart*
  • Sonic: You're too fast. How did you do it?
  • Aku Aku: Easy solving.
  • Hasty: That's a great looking kart over there Sonic.
  • Sonic: Wait til i beat you in the race.
  • Hasty: You won't go for the green light.
  • Sonic: I'm gonna win this.
  • Aku Aku: What time the race starts?
  • Hasty: It's going to start early. How about we drink some Wumpa Whip before the race? It now come with juice boxes.
  • Sonic: Like plastic in a cup?
  • Hasty: You said it. *go to his cooler and throw the Wumpa Whip juice boxes to everyone by catching it*
  • Sonic: Ooh, not bad.
  • Hasty: Sanitations everyone.
  • Everyone: *drink the Wumpa Whip*
  • Sonic: Ah. It's like a frosty on a box.
  • Aku Aku: Crash, give me some of that whip.
  • Crash: *make Aku Aku sip on the Wumpa Whip*
  • Aku Aku: Taste like ice mango on a ice cream cup.
  • Hasty: Course clear. Bring your karts to the race.
  • Sonic: We have to pull it for the starting line?
  • Hasty: You obviously didn't hear me the first time, didn't you? Get on to your karts instead.
  • Yaya: *get on to her kart* I'm fluffy AND fast!
  • Sonic: *get on to his kart* Well, here we go again.
  • Crash: *get on to his kart* Ah ha.
  • Rilla Roo: *get on to his kart*
  • Hasty: Aku Aku, fix the tires of Rilla Roo's kart, please.
  • Aku Aku: No problem. *use magic to fix Rilla Roo's kart tires*
  • Rilla Roo: Ooh ooh ooh.
  • Hasty: *get on to his kart* Okay. Settle off to the starting line of the town. Follow me. *start driving*
  • Everyone: *start driving and follow Hasty*

(At the starting line, the racers made it to the start of the race in the town)

  • Sonic: Look, we got fans.
  • Hasty: Those are audiences as well. These are racing fans of the Grand Prix. Everyone loves a winner.
  • Sonic: Everyone hates a loser then.
  • Hasty: Are you trying to copy me?
  • Sonic: Get it yourself.
  • Yaya: Yay-hay! Ha ha ha!
  • Jelly Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome to this annual Grand Prix of the racing season. We got special guests coming to race with the fast three. We also got a new racer on our hands. What's your name young blue man?
  • Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. Speed is my game.
  • Jelly Announcer: Speed me up. We also got Crash Bandicoot joining with us for the race.
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Jelly Announcer: Yaya Panda of the Bamboo Forest and Rilla Roo of Koala Carnival are going to race for glory. Give it up for the best racer in all of eternity, Hasty!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Hasty: That's me! I'm the best racer out there!
  • Sonic: Aw, just a great racer. Who can beat a moose in ten seconds?
  • Hasty: I'm the pilot in command!
  • Sonic: This guy flies like a acrobat.
  • Aku Aku: Sonic, stop judging him and get to the pedal already.
  • Sonic: But the race hasn't started. When the green light starts, we go.
  • Aku Aku: Only when you're racing.
  • Yaya: I'm in for the gold trophy.
  • Rilla Roo: Ooh ooh ah ah.
  • Crash: Gahahaa.
  • Sonic: *close eyes, touch the steering wheel* Focus. Speed. I am speed.
  • Jelly Announcer: Start your engines, we're about to start the big race!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Hasty: Don't wake me up on a Tuesday. Cause Hasty is here to go for the medal.
  • Yaya: You mean a trophy?
  • Hasty: That's what the Trophy Girls hang out every end of the race.
  • Yaya: They don't pass out trophies to you anymore. They're now part of a organization called the "Nitro Squad".
  • Hasty: Still saving the the world like superheroes.
  • Yaya: Just like me.
  • Jelly Announcer: Are you mark, get set, GO!

(The race begins. The background song "Green Light Ride" by Crush 40 play with Sonic racing in the lead with Crash Bandicoot behind)

  • Sonic: I'm ready to go right now.
  • Hasty: Are you in a middle of a hurry?
  • Sonic: What? We just started racing.
  • Hasty: See ya slowpoke. *boost up*
  • Sonic: Hey! I'm not a slowpoke! I'm a fastpoke! *boost up*
  • Crash: *boost up* Vroom vroom!
  • Yaya: Turn it up! *drift*
  • Rilla Roo: *drift and make monkey noises*
  • Aku Aku: Go ahead Crash. You're doing your best.
  • Jelly Announcer: The race is going tight like a pretzel line.
  • Sonic: This is for Tails and Knuckles.
  • Hasty: My tail and knuckle is on you!
  • Sonic: Huh? What did i say.
  • Hasty: Have a bomb for dinner. *throw a bowling bomb at Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ow.
  • Hasty: See you at the end of the race!
  • Sonic: You got to be kidding me.
  • Yaya: *shoot missiles at Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ouch.
  • Yaya: You're easy to lose.
  • Sonic: I'm suppose to be the speedster of the whole entire planet!
  • Rilla Roo: *taunt Sonic*
  • Sonic: *taunt Rilla Roo* Nah.
  • Rilla Roo: *throw a chemical at Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ugh, my face.
  • Aku Aku: Sonic, focus on the race! Don't lose control of your speed.
  • Sonic: I will. I am not a turtle or a snail! *speed up*
  • Crash: *speed up*
  • Hasty: I call dibs on that trophy!
  • Yaya: Don't hurt yourself!
  • Rilla Roo: Hut hut hut.
  • Sonic: Wait for me.
  • Hasty: Here's a funny one. Sonic, look up in the sky! I see a flying peep in the air.
  • Sonic: *look up in the sky* Where? Are they suppose to be yellow as a chick?
  • Hasty: *throw a bowling bomb at Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ow.
  • Hasty, Yaya and Rilla Roo: *laugh*
  • Sonic: Morons.
  • Crash: *growls*
  • Sonic: Cheaters. They never win like Dr. Eggman and Shadow.
  • Yaya: I'm vulnerable!!
  • Hasty: Better than hypersonic!
  • Sonic: *boost up and pass the racers*
  • Hasty: Hey.
  • Sonic: So long, moose.
  • Hasty: Get back over here.
  • Crash: *pass the racers*
  • Hasty: What the? Even you too? You got to be kidding me.
  • Yaya: You know what they say.
  • Hasty: Better than a high burst summit! *speed up*
  • Yaya: Don't let them win the golden trophy.
  • Hasty: I'm getting them right now.

(Throughout the town, there are two bouncing sumo jellies that squish any racers that touch them. These sumo jellies slam into each other periodically to either take up the middle of the track or the two sides of the track.)

  • Yaya: The sumo jellies are squishing each other.
  • Hasty: Make way for speed. Zoommm! *speed up*
  • Rilla Roo: *get slammed by the sumo jellies*
  • Sonic: You pass the sumo jellies? No way.
  • Hasty: I'm watching you.
  • Sonic: Have it your way.
  • Yaya: Next lap here we come!

(The racers make way for Lap 2 as they are racing through the loops and ramps)

  • Sonic: Those ramps are bumpy like sled racing on a snow mountain.
  • Hasty: Hold onto your nessel!
  • Sonic: Uh?
  • Hasty: Hold that for me, would ya? *throw a chemical at Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ugh! That stupid potion just hit me.
  • Hasty: Ha ha ha ha ha.
  • Yaya: Woo hoo!
  • Crash: *growls*
  • Aku: Go go go! You can do it!
  • Crash: Yee haw!
  • Aku Aku: If you need me, why don't you say so?
  • Crash: Ah ha.
  • Aku Aku: Alright. Just one time. *protect Crash*
  • Crash: *speed up* Woo hoo!
  • Sonic: Wait up orange bandicoot.
  • Hasty: What the? Are you kidding me?
  • Yaya: They're fast.
  • Hasty: No way.
  • Crash: He he he.
  • Hasty: Rilla Roo, don't let him pass by the next lamp.
  • Rilla Roo: *speed up* Hoo!
  • Crash: *speed up* Grrrr!
  • Aku Aku: Oh yeah baby!
  • Hasty: No sore loser will fall into second place.
  • Yaya: The hedgehog is coming.
  • Sonic: Make way for the blue devil!
  • Hasty: No you! Throw him away.
  • Yaya: *throw a bowling bomb at Sonic*
  • Sonic: *dodge the bowling bomb* Miss me.
  • Yaya: Son of a biscuit!
  • Hasty: You miss Yaya. He's too fast.
  • Sonic: See ya later moose.
  • Hasty: That darn hedgehog isn't going to get into my way of winning.
  • Yaya: They're ahead of us.
  • Hasty: One more lap and we're done for.
  • Yaya: Not on my willow.

(The racers made it to Lap 3 as the final Lap of the race, going into cities and snowy plains. The background song as Sonic and Hasty race back to back with the rest of the racers passing by at each other.)

  • Jelly Announcer: There we have it folks. We are now at the last lap of the race!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Jelly Announcer: Everyone love to race and win.
  • Sonic: Last Lap. We gotta do this for Ebenezer Von Clutch!
  • Hasty: My friends, we're going to win again for this winter season.
  • Yaya: Woohoo! Yeahhh!
  • Sonic: Not so fast. *throw a chemical at Yaya.
  • Yaya: I... think I got something in my eye...
  • Hasty: Rub it and focus on the track.
  • Yaya: *rub her face* I'm okay.
  • Hasty: Right!
  • Sonic: Left!
  • Hasty: Come on come on come on. *slip on the water* Dang it.
  • Yaya: Don't give up, on your exhaust.
  • Hasty: *speed up* Speed jam!
  • Sonic: Uh oh.
  • Hasty: Ha ha ha. Suck it!
  • Sonic: You're too fast. Way past fast.
  • Hasty: Gimmie the goods.
  • Jellies: *throw jelly coins to Hasty*
  • Hasty: Perfect. *eat the jelly coins* Taste like real Wumpa Coins*
  • Sonic: What about me? Give me some chili dogs.
  • Jellies: *throw chocolate at Sonic*
  • Sonic: Meh. I said a chili dog!
  • Jellies: *throw strawberry ice cream at Sonic* You don't hear me, do you? I suck!
  • Crash: *speed up*
  • Hasty: Making way for the finish line.
  • Sonic: Uh oh? Hey, no! That's my podium.
  • Hasty: We're going good.
  • Yaya: Woo hoo!
  • Sonic: No! *speed up*
  • Hasty: Oh, i almost forgot. The end of the race. *speed up*

(The race goes on slo-mo to see if Sonic and Hasty reaches the finish line start. Then forward in normal speed with all the racers finishing the race.)

  • Jelly Announcer: What a race! It's a miracle. There you have it. We wrap it all up for the big Grand Prix!
  • Sonic: Yeah. We rock.
  • Rilla Roo: *bang his head*
  • Crash: *laugh*
  • Yaya: Wait for it.
  • Hasty: It better be me. If that racer goes to that hedgehog, we're moving to another neighborhood.
  • Jelly Announcer: Hasty reaches 1st place!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Hasty: Yep, that's what I was expecting. Haha! Now this is my kind of prize!
  • Sonic: What? No! You stole my place!
  • Hasty: Sorry man. You thought you were going to win. Winners never lose.
  • Sonic: Oh yeah. How about winners and losers always win and lose. How about that?
  • Yaya: You just lost your chance. Maybe you can win on the next race for next year.
  • Aku Aku: Way to screw up our excitement, hedgehog.
  • Sonic: You act like the race is yours and you always win.
  • Hasty: My compass tell me where to go. This is how i win.
  • Sonic: A compass doesn't help you to win. A GPS doesn't too.
  • Jelly Announcer: You guys are in the middle of a argument. Can you guys call it a good game at least?
  • Hasty: It's a good game for all of us.
  • Sonic: No it's not. It's more like a bad game than getting dumped into the trash can.
  • Yaya: That's harsh dude. Don't feel bad. You even got second place like your buddy.
  • Crash: Grrr.
  • Sonic: You know what? Screw this race! *flip the kart to the ground*
  • Everyone: *shocked*
  • Jelly Announcer: I did not expect to see that kart slam coming. Oh well, we call it a day. Have a good night.
  • Hasty: You're such a sore loser. See you in the morning for breakfast.
  • Sonic: We're going to get fired, all thanks to your cheating skills, moose.
  • Yaya: Hasty, don't listen to the hater below.
  • Hasty: This guy is really nuts. Come on Rilla Roo, you don't wanna get close to this mad hog next to you.
  • Rilla Roo: *taunt Sonic*
  • Sonic: We're screwed up. What will Ebenezer will say about this?
  • Aku Aku: We lost. I can't believe you tried to win. Crash, why didn't you speed your kart to win against them?
  • Crash: *don't know*
  • Aku Aku: You have to power to speed up the whole time. You did that on every race in the world. You forgot about it?
  • Crash: *shook head as a no*
  • Sonic: I got a second chance. How about we invite Hasty and his friends to the carnival. That's why we don't have to worry about winning another race to get Rilla Roo back.
  • Aku Aku: No. Rilla Roo belong here. He has been living with Hasty all the time and going to work at Von Clutch's MotorWorld like this for all his life. Let's go find a motel to sleep in.
  • Sonic: But.....what about our friends? We can't let them down for this.
  • Aku Aku: We'll talk later. Right now, get moving.
  • Sonic: Jeez, today is not my day.
  • Crash: *rub his face*
  • Aku Aku: Guys, let's go. The jellies have to clean up the track for the town.
  • Crash: *snore while walking*

TO BE CONTINUED

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