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I dont own SuperCafe or Captain Marvel. Carol flies through a wormhole and gets weirded out. Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Supernatural - C. Danvers/Vers, Bruce W./Batman - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 23, 2019 - Status: Complete - id: 13242482 + -
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I was outside with my neighbor and I asked him if he wanted me to write him a fanfic, and he told me what he wanted.
I wrote this as a result.
The "Superhero Café concept does NOT belong to me in any manner shape or form. It belongs to HISHE, or How It Should Have Ended. If you wanna see the real thing, go to YouTube and check them out, because they work really hard and do a great job. I also don't own Captain Marvel/Carol. Enjoy.
Sweet does not own the Super Café ok!!?!
What the heck?!
Ok, Carol was flying through the air, trying to get to Earth because Fury put up his emergency signal.
Normal.
Her only problem was that she flew into a wormhole that just popped up out of nowhere.
Seriously, didn't it know that popping up randomly and swallowing people, then spitting them out in a Café sitting across from a total stranger is rude? Carol blinked, staring at the man. He was dressed funny… all black, with a symbol on his chest.
"Who are you?" She asked him. A a scratchy voice, he said two simple words.
"I'm Batman."
She nodded, wondering how she could get out of here.
"You wanna know my… secret identity?" He asked, a smirk on his face. Carol blinked again, thinking that he was clearly delusional.
Another man walked up to them, wearing red and blue… kind of like her. Maybe she could talk to this guy.
"Batman, what are you doing?" He asked with an exasperated sigh. Batman shrugged, taking a sip of his drink. Was that coffee?
"I really should be going," Carol said. She stood up, and the second guy moved out of her way.
"Who's that?" He asked as she passed.
"Captain Marvel bro," Batman said. "Duh."
Carol stopped. How did he know that?
"Oh, ok," said the second guy. Carol turned around and grabbed the second guy by the neck.
"Who are you?" She growled. "And how do you know me?"
"He's Superman. Obviously he hasn't watched the new Captain Marvel movie," Batman said, once again taking a casual drink of coffee.
Carol tried to keep the confusion off her face. Movie?
"And what exactly happened in this movie?" She directed the question at Batman, who's facial expression hadn't changed since she arrived.
Annoyed, if not a little bored.
"You killed a bunch of people and blew stuff up," he responded. Suddenly, Batman slammed his cup on the table and stood up.
"YOU EVEN CRASHED THROUGH THE ROOF OF A BLOCKBUSTERS!!! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU, OVERTAX YOUR CELLPHONE BILL?!?!?!?"
He sat back down and took another drink, as if he had never stood up in the first place. Now Carol was really worried for his sanity.
"Forgive him," Superman said under her grip. She let go.
"He's a little grumpy. Like, all the time," he said.
"I could beat you in a fight," Batman said, staring straight ahead.
"In your dreams," argued Superman.
"You're just jelly that I beat you in our movie," Batman retaliated.
"Nu uh," said Superman.
"Yuh huh," said Batman.
"I could beat both of you," said Carol, surprising herself. Why was she challenging them?
"Good luck," said Batman.
"I could!" Said Carol.
"You would lose harder than a rock. Do you know why?"
"Don't answer that," said Superman, facepalming.
Carol ignored him, then promptly wished she hadn't.
"Why?"
"BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!"
She blinked once again, then walked away.
"I'm not getting myself mixed up in that," she said to herself.
Carol blasted off into the sky, hoping to find Fury and flying into another wormhole, immediately back on the track.
Back at the Café, however, Batman and Superman were getting into the routine.
"Would you have really challenged her?" Superman asked. Jack Sparrow walked past their table, talking to Jake Sully.
"Yeah. And I would've beat her too. Do you know why?" Batman said.
"Because your Batman," Superman said with a sigh.
"BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!"