Quotes[]
- Professor Problesity: Seeing as we're kinda like step-singers, I thought maybe you could help me out.
- Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: How could I do that?!
- Professor Problesity: I need $500 for this car, see? And I thought maybe you could, you know, loan me the money.
- Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: LIKE what?!
- Professor Problesity: I can't hardly wait to see inside it! Maybe you could join us.
- Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: I'm a commander in the Tinsel Townsville Police, and I enjoy my job. You waltz in here telling me I have a dead, white criminal singer, who was in a band which, and you're know the last time they played anywhere, were charged with [looks to computer screen] grand larceny, wreckless endangerment, [raises his voice getting louder] felonious motor vehicle assault, over SEVEN HUNDRED violations of the highway traffic act and DAMAGES, both public and private, IN EXCESS OF $24,000,000 and *YOU* ARE ASKING *ME* IF I WANT TO JOIN THIS BAND?!
- Professor Problesity: [nonchalantly] I could show you all the moves.
- Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
- Professor Problesity: [stands up and opens his arms] I think you need a hug.
- [Professor Problesity is kicked out of the Tinsel Townsville Hall.]
- Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: And don't ever come back here again!
- Betty: Oooh. There's an online sale at Salivation Navy, Vouey Luttin. Add to CART!
- Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: It's not like I rely on starring in movie for my sense of self worth. I mean... have you seen my hair?