When Chris McLean locates 22 willing teens to appear on a season of Total Drama Island and along with Chef Hatchet, puts them through dangerous, life threatening challenges as they live in a run down summer camp.
Note: This story is a retelling of Total Drama Island.
- Chris McLean: The major antagonist and the guy who hosts Total Drama Island.
- Chef Hatchet: Chris's right-hand man and the chef.
The Contestants (Screaming Gophers)
- Duncan: A juvenile delinquent, he is currently on parole, and plans on using the money to pay for his latest issue.
- Courtney: A Type-A psycho, she is apparently a former CIT.
- Owen: An overweight party lover, he is obsessed with food and goes wild at the smell of it. Wants to use the money to throw a party.
- Tyler: A boy who cannot play sports, he is under a lot of pressure.
- Izzy: A crazy girl with a mysterious past, which might come back to bite her.
- Harold: A geeky boy who is constantly tortured by Duncan.
- Noah: A know-it-all, he is sadistic and sarcastic.
- Eva: A stronger-than-average girl, she formed an alliance with Noah and Izzy.
- Katie: A girl that is never separated from Sadie.
- Sadie: A girl that is never separated from Katie.
- DJ: A peaceful and kind momma's boy, he hangs out with Geoff despite being on different teams.
The Contestants (Killer Bass)
- Geoff: A "party dude". He's going to throw a party with the prize money.
- Bridgette: A surfer girl, she is also a vegetarian, and it's unknown what use
- Gwen: A loner and gothic artist. Probably the only one with a logical use for the prize money.
- Trent: A guitarist, he is common to get wounded in challenges.
- LeShawna: A girl with attitude, she is best friends with Gwen.
- Justin: A male model, he is narcissistic, and uses his looks to his advantage.
- Ezekiel: A sexist and odd homeschooled kid.
- Cody: A boy who thinks of himself as a ladies man, he plans of using the money to attract girls.
- Heather: A manipulative Queen Bee, she plans on winning the season with lies and betrayal.
- Lindsay: Heather's "best friend" and an idiot, she is easily manipulated, by both Heather and Justin.
- Beth: A geeky girl, she would do anything to fit in, including being bossed around by Heather.
22. Harold (Eliminated in Welcome to Wawanakwa)
21. Tyler (Eliminated in Water, Water Everywhere)
1. Welcome to Wawanakwa
2. Water, Water Everywhere
3. Alliances and Enemies