Tran Shooter is the coach of the Turbo Techies, sometimes it can be shown as an active player.
Often mistakenly named as Trans Shooter.
We Are VR Troopers![]
Turbo Techies
Tran Shooter and the Techies were abducted then hacked and brainwashed by Grimlord and his thugs. The Dark Fortress was inactive, thanks to Oraclon being fried by Galileo, until Grimlord found the Techies and made the Fortress operational again. It was seen ordering the deadly robots on the offensive/defensive lines during the war, although it made its first major appearance at the Virtual Cave where Ryan and Razor Kidd awaited it! It let out all its fatal moves, including electrocution and a few missiles. Luckily, they were able to defeat it, although it made a self-destruct afterwards, never to be seen again!
Quotes[]
"Scouting intelligence indicates we will have to crunch numbers to ensure victory in game with the <team>. If we don't crunch numbers, they'll crunch us."
"High resolution satellite surveillance of <team> practice indicates parity exists between them and us. Increased rule-negative behavior is suggested."
"All units operating at maximum efficiency. High fiving program has been triggered."
"At the prompt, type "We are kicking their narrow behinds" and press ENTER."
"Circuit boards rule. Flesh sucks."
"There is an increased possibility that now I can get a computer date! The only date I've had recently was with a toaster oven. She made a great breakfast but her conversation lacked variety."
"Units of 10 are the preferred scoring margin."
"We are superior to flesh life forms!"
"Metaphorical observation: We've got our software caught in a vise. If we do not win we will be replaced by an upgrade."
"Advisory: This is not an unfortunate virtual reality experience. This is an actual non-victory situation. Quickly achieve a more acceptable scoring ration or face termination."
"A review of comparative scores shows that opponent's total exceeds ours. Unless this trend is reversed, there's some serious disassembly in your futures."
"Superior performance forecast has been substantiated. Victorious units are to receive positive reinforcement with a trip through a brushless carwash."
"Another stage of football program testing is now complete. No new bugs detected. Coding proved superior to that used by the <team>."
"Since we have conquered, team ownership has two rewards for us. Our processors are being upgraded to 32 bits. That will also be the amount of our playoff bonus."
"Danger! Danger! Virus is suspected in neurosimulation programming. Partial erasure of data seems probable. Nothing else would explain glaring stupidity of player units."
"I have some good data and some bad data. We're all being disassembled with chainsaws. That's the good data. The bad data is that the sensory condensers will be left on while we're being ripped apart."
"A bug has been detected in programming of Referee unit. Please deactivate this unit by implementing Nasty Audible C."
"Circuits, circuits, fuses, wire! Hey, carbon units, eat our fire!"
"Our computer projections based upon our opponent's past performance ensures our victory!"
"Our hardware has once again beaten the opponent life forms' software."
"There is a high probability that we will kick lower lumbar regions!"
"There is a high probability that we will kick posterior surfaces!"
"We are mechanical, we are tyrannical, their defense is so slow, I think they wear manacles!"
"We are programmed to conquer!"
"Caution: A negative point flow. Termination of non-victorious units is a possibility."
"Please remotivate yourselves. Unless you implement a victorious winning pattern, you'll end up as hood ornaments at a demo derby!"
"Quality of play suggests the presence of faulty chips in team's neural processors. If play does not improve, chips will be removed with a backhoe."
"Diagnostic on missed field goal is complete. Conclusion: You are a chowderhead."
"Relocate to a position closer to the X/Y axis before applying tarsal impact to the prolated spheroid. A straight kick will then result."