Video Game Cheats

Video Game Cheats is a show on WebNetwork that showcases cheat codes for video games hosted by Chris McLean and Don.

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Duddy: Yo, yo, yo, boys! Look at what I got in the mail!
Shawn: Duddy, Mike and Chase won't let me play--
Duddy: Just a sec, Shawn. My order from the gaming store came!
Chase: The Gaming Store?
Mike: What did you get us?!
(Duddy shows his sons the new Sure Protector)
Duddy: Wait til you see this... It's a new Surge Protector! It'll protect our gaming setup from dangerous power surges caused by lightning storms or other electrical mishaps. But, wait! There's more. I also got-- (Shows his sons the gaming suit) Boom! -These!
Moomy: I'm just drying my hair... and th-that better not be my anniversary gift...
Duddy: They work as game controllers--but instead of hitting buttons, the game detects your physical movements and copies them in the game! So to throw a punch... ...you actually throw a punch-- Whoops! Uh, I'll get that.
Mike: These are awesome! It'll be like we're in the game!
Chase: Without actually being in the game... like that time when were were trapped in spookadilly manor!
Moomy: And that's how you thought I'd want to celebrate our anniversary? Reliving that nightmare/ Especially after last year--

(Five minutes later...)
Duddy: It fits perfectly! If I can just get Moomy to try hers on she'll see these are a great anniversary gift! But just in case, I'd better order flowers too. Gotta keep the lady happy! Hi, I'd like to order a dozen roses, pleases. I have an account, the username is "Duddzy Love."
Operator: Uh, sure. Hold please!
Duddy: Aw, yeah! These tunes are what I'm talking about!

Duddy: There's gotta be some explanation. I et things got all funky dunky with my order from the game store. Funky dunky? More like holy moly! There;s charges from the game store for days! I'll just call and have them straighten it out...
Operator: Thank you calling Bots Gamming Store.

Operator: Connecting you to a representative.
Duddy: N-- Yes! Yes, do that!

Duddy: Cecil!
Shawn: Duddz... Can I please play the fighting robots game now?
Duddy: Cecil!
Shawn: What do you think that's about?
Duddy: Cecil!
Shawn: Maybe he's going for a walk?
Oreo: What? That's how we get when it's time for our walk.
Mike: Told you, Shawn... This game is too mature for you.
Chase: Yeah, it's too violent.
Shawn: It says "Cartoon Violence." You know fighting robots aren't real!
Mike: Not without a parent's permission.
Shawn: But...

Duddy: Let me in, Cecil! I know you're in there! I can hear your stubby fingers smashing the controller buttons from here!
Cecil: Hello...?
Duddy: Oh, hey there, Granny. I need to see your grandson!
Cecil: No. I'm not from Scranton...
Duddy: No, your grandson, yo
Cecil: I don't have a grandson named bo.
Duddy: By any chance do you answer phones for the gaming store? That does it. I'll just let myself in--

Duddy: Whoa. Did I just board a spaceship?
Cecil: Mr. Duddy? What are you doing here? Aaaahhhh! What did I do? Granny! Help!
Duddy: Your Granny's busy looking for her grandson Bo from Scranton! She can't hear a thing! Tell me--how did you get my credit card to buy all this stuff?
Cecil: I didn't take your credit card! I swear! I ordered all this stuff through my gaming console!
Duddy: Your what? Where did you get that??
Cecil: I found it in your trash can. I thought you didn't want it anymore.
Duddy: Of course I didn't want it anymore! Don't you remember what that console was done? That console pulled me into it's games and almost got me eaten by a digital fish! Then it brought our game avatars to life and tried to destroy the entire town! My credit card information must still be on its hard drive!

Cecil: Dudyd, wh-what's happening?
Duddy: Cecil, drop the controller! Hurry!
Cecil: I can't!
Duddy: You have to it's gonna suck you into the game! Hang tight! I'll just unplug the console!
Cecil: No! I'm working on a high score!
Duddy: It could be life or death!
Cecil: Don't--

Duddy (In Cecil's body): C-Cecil...? C-Cecil...? Cecil! U-you look just like me!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Huh? What's just weird... --Cause you look like me!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh, no! Stubby fingers! How-- We've flip-flopped!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): What?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Mind-swapped! Switched minds!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Huh. Looks to me like we switched bodies.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Same difference! How did this happen?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Why does everything look so weird?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Because you need my glasses.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): How are we gonna do that, Mr. Duddy?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Maybe the way to reverse it is by doing everything in reverse! I'll just plug the console back in! There!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Everything still looks the same!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I still have stubby fingers!
Both: Ow!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): That didn't work either!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Now, I'm seeing stars!
Ghost: Mwah ha, ha! I knew I had gained tremendous power, I didn't realized I could do this!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Duddy, it's the console!
Ghost: No, not the console. That was just my shell. I am the Ghost in the Machine! And thanks to Cecil and his upgrades. I can finally leave it-0- not as an avatar, but as my true self!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh, no! Plugging it back it was a big mistake!
Ghost: Too late! Enjoy your new bodies!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): No! It escaped through the outlet!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): No, no, no, no! What do we do? What do we do?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Stop that, I'm trying to think!
Granny: Cecil! Where are you! It's dinner time!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Oh, no! It's Granny! She can't find out about this, Mr. Duddy! She can't! She's so old! Her heart could explode!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Relax, Cecil! This will be our secret! Moomy can't find out either. That's twice I was supposed to destroy the console but didn't. We'll just put our right clothes on and then we'll just stay in each other's homes... ANd lay low until we can figure out how to switch back.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): So you'll take care of making Granny's dinner-- So long as you take care of not acting like, well, you when you're with my family. Oh hey, let's not forget to swap hats back... Ow! I can't get it off.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hey, me either. Tell me you don't store your chewed gum in the same place I do--
Both: In my hat!
Granny: It's time for my onion soup!

Chase: Get 'im, Mike!
Mike: Got 'im!
Both: Yeah!
Shawn: Is it my turn yet!
Chase: Hang on, let me check my calendar. Are you any older than you were an hour ago? Nope.
Shawn: Duddy! Yes! Duddy's back! Now can I play!! Hey, why are you wearing Cecil's hat?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): What? I'm Duddz, not Cecil. Body swapping is physically impossible. Everyone knows that! Go, uh, play...
Mike: Well, if Duddy tells Shawn to play, then I guess he can play.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Well, uh, actually...
Oreo and Ollie: (Barks)
Shawn: Oreo, Ollie, leave Duddy alone.
Chase: Does Duddz seem weird to anyone else?
Oreo: Yes! I could smell it.
Chase: What did you say, Shawn?!
Shawn: Uh... I could sense it... By how Oreo and Ollie were acting around him. Dogs can smell when things are wrong.
Lexi: Did Moomy and Duddz go out?!
Chase: They went to dinner. They ordered us a pizza.
Mike: Come on, Chase--let's get another game!
Shawn: Whoa, this is the biggest robot boss yet! You'd better conjoinerate!
Chase: What di you know? And you can't join robots together until you have five players!
Mike: Aw, man!
Shawn: I told you to conjoinerate!
Lexi: Hey, Milo-- Please don't hang up! I'm sorry about my dad. You want to come over so I can explain?

Boy: Hey Duddy, can we make a video for the vlog?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Uh... Uh...
Boy 2: Yeah, we can show off our new gaming suits!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Don't stop talk to anyone. Period. If they ask, just tell them you don't feel well and go straight to bed.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I-- I-- I have to go to bed--
Moomy: Oh no, you don't! Where have you been? I've been waiting for you to come take me out to dinner!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): But Mr. Duddy says he doesn't feel well-- I mean-- I don't feel well!
Moomy: I am not in the mood for your jokes. And don't refer to yourself in the third person it's obnoxious. We're going!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): But-- But-- But-- But--
Moomy: Here.
(Moomy gives her husband the keys to the car)
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Ooh...

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Agh! Now that I could win any games with these stubby sausage fingers anyway!
Cecil's Grandmother (off-screen): Cecil?!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Uh... What now, Granny?
Cecil's Grandmother (off-screen): Aren't you gonna give me my foot rub?!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): What did I ever do to deserve this? I bet that Cecil is tucked in all nice and tight in my bed right now--

Moomy: Where are you going?! That's our turn!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Oops! Hang on!
Moomy: What's gotten into you?! Did you forget how to drive or something?!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I'm tyrying my best, Mrs. Moomy! It's not easy as it is in Nunzio Brothers!
Moomy: What are you talking about?! Th-there's a parking spot right in front. Slow down!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Uh... Which one is the brake again?
Moomy: What? Are you kidding?! It's the on eon the left!

Cecil (In Duddy's body): Whoa-ho-ho! That was just like Nunzio Brothers but that funnier!

(Meanwhile...)
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I have to admit it, but I'm kinda jealous of Cecil's power boosting gaming equipment. I wonder if he'd mind if I have it a try. What am I talking about? I paid for all this stuff? He'd better not mind! Dang it! All the power out of everything!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): How could Cecil not warn me about the foot rub? I'm gonna wake him up right now and give him a piece of my mind. Oh, that's right. I have Cecil's phone and he has mine. Hmm. That's weird... He has no contacts in his phone except Granny. But he must have friends--everyone knows who he is. I'll type my number and hope he answers it.

Waiter: Er, yes... Follow me.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Bleh.
WAiter: Can I get you something to start, madame? A comb perhaps?
Moomy: Something to drink, please. Anything. Just bring it fast.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Ess-car-gots? I don't know what any of this stuff is! What's Caviar?
Moomy: You know what caviar is-- it's little fish eggs-- and will you please take that off at the table?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Yuck! You mean it's baby fishes? Why would anyone ever want to eat baby fishes? I think I'm gonna Ralph! Iforget he was wearing a gaming suit!
Moomy: I hope you didn't forget anything else! And please stop talking about yourself in the third person.
Waiter: Your dinner, Madame.
Moomy: Thank you.
Waiter: And yours, sir.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): What are these? I ordered something called plaintains these look like bananas!
Waiter: Sir, a paintain is... ...a type of banana---
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Eek! I can't have bananas! I'm allergenic to bananas!
Moomy: You are?! Since when?!

Cecil (In Duddy's body): Uhnnn, mmm. That was so much better than onion soup! Do I have sany on my face?
Waiter: Excuse me, sir. But, would-- Aaahhhhh! Uh... Would... would tyou like to see a d-dessert menu?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Oh, yes!
Moomy: No! Just the check please.

Moomy: Is that your phone?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Huh? Oh.
Moomy: Well, who is it?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): It's nobody, I guess.
Moomy: (Sees a gaming suit on her husband's jacket) Huh? Did you wear your gaming suit to our anniversary date?!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Gaming suit?

(Meanwhile...)
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh, I'm gonna Ralph! There isn't enough soap in the world to wash the foot stank off these hands. I would if I can use this on my eyes to unsee those corn-chip townails. They're gonna haunt my dreams forever. I can't believe that kid! Ignoring my calls! Hm? My eyes never want to eat again after touching Granny's gnarled toes, but I guess the belly didn't get the memo. I can't believe this! It's all onion soup! Blecch! Oh. It won't quite fill the tank, but it'll do for now.
Granny (off-screen): Cecil! Cecil, it's time for my sponge bath!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): No way! UNuh-uh! That's where I draw the line. Granny will see me through the video doorbell if I got out the front door, but there's no way I'm staying here!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Now that's more like it. Home Sweet Home. That's weird. I've played hide-and-seek with the kids in these bushes lots of times, but they never made feel itchy before. Oh, hey-- The Boys are using their gaming suits! And they look like they're having a great time! Aw, man. I wish I could be in there to game with them. But why is Shawn so upset? And where's Lexi?
Lexi: He-he! He-he!
Milo: Ha-ha!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh my gosh, Lexo...?
Lexi: Watch out, I'm coming after you!
Milo: Hey, you're really goof at this!
Lexi: So are you!

Milo: You think so? Because I'm thinking of entering the Gamer League Tournament tomorrow. I'd love it if you came to cheer me on.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Man, I can't hear nothin' from way back here! I gotta get closer, but I can't let them see me.

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hnn! Cecil's not in any shape to do this. That's for sure. And why am I so itchy? Oh, snap! If I'm not careful, this booty's gonna drop and drop hard!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): There. Let's see if that's any better...
Operator: 9-1-1. What's your emergency?
Old Lady: Yes, hi. There is a peeping tom up in a tree next door looking into my neighbor's house.
Operator: What's the address?

(And Hurry.)
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I still can't hear squat from here. I've got to move out farther. Oh, that's not good! That's not good at all!

Lexi: Wha--?! Who?! Cecil?! What are you doing?!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Never mind... Nff... What I'm doing... Hnn... What are... Nff... You doing?
Milo: Hey, uh, I don't know what's going on here, but I think i'd better go...
Lexi: No, Milo--Wait! It's just my weird neighbor. Please don't-- Cecil, what do you want? You scared Milo away!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Let him go...
Lexi: C-Cecil...?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): And you march right up to your room, young lady!
Lexi: Aaaaahhh! Get away from me!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Lexo? Wait! What' wrong? Lexo-- Mah-mah face! I mean, Cecil's face It's hideous! Even more than it already was! But I didn't do anything! And I didn't eat anything, except-- It's the Cops! Someone musta heard Lexi scream!

Manager: Your check, sir.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): ...
Moomy: Well?! Aren't you gonna pay?! I didn't bring my wallet. I figured you did!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Oh, me? Oh, no! I do't have any money! What do I do?! What do I do?!
Moomy: Just use a card.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Oh, right. A credit card.
Moomy: Okay, I know what's going on here.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): You do?!

Cecil (In Duddy's body): Has anyone ever told you that freckle on your face looks like a chocolate chip?
Moomy: Yes! You have. All the time! Weren't you listening to anything I said!
Guy: It seems there's a problem, sir... Your credit card is maxed out.

(At Outside)
Moomy: By the way, you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Ooh! Can I really?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hey!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Aaaahhh!!!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Where did you go?! I gave you explicit instructions not to go anywhere but straight to bed!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Aaahh! What did you do to my face?!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): You didn't tell me you're allergic to bananas! Now I look like I went fifteen rounds with King Kong! Yo, Moomy! I did it!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): You know what else you forgot to tell me? That Granny's feet are gonna be nightmare fuel for the rest of my life!
Cecil (In Cecil's body): You massaged her feet, didn't you?! She needs a foot rub for her circulation!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Yeah, I gave her a massage. Don't have a hissy. Buy, Cecil, you're just a kid. How long have you been taking care of Granny on your own?
????: Aaahhhh!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): You hear that?

Duddy (In Cecil's body): It's the Ghost from the machine!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Keep an eye on that spark! I'm gonna make sure the neighbors are okay!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Yes, sir, Mr. Duddy!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Yo, is anyone in there?
Girl: Ahhhhh! A monster! Monster in my window!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): No-shh! Please! I'm not a monster, I just ate a banana.
Dad: What's going on? Who's there? I heard there was a peeping tom in the neighborhood! Did you cut the power to my daughter's game too?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): No, that wasn't me! That was the Ghost-- You know what? Never mind! Cecil, let's get outta here!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): But, what about the Ghost?
Security Guard: Hey, you! Peeping Tom!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Gah! What? They're not after us, Mr. Duudz. She said they're looking for some Tom guy.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): D'oh! No time to explain. C'mon, Cecil! We gotta bounce!
Security Guard: Headquarters, I've got eyes on the peeoping tom! He's on the run!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Quick! Hop over!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I can't your body's so old!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): And yours is so uncoordinated. Help me down, Cecil!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I'm trying, Mr. Duddy!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Get down! Here she comes! She drove right past us! We're scott-free!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Then why does everyone keep calling us "Tom"???
Dog: Grrrrr... Grrrrrr Grrrrr...
Cecil (In Duddy's body): N-nice, Doggy...?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Not nice! Not nice! Unn-! Gah! Why are you so imcoordinated?!
Dog: Ruff! Ruff!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): H-hey! This big, bad dog is tied up and can't do anything to us! Ha-ha! Uh-oh. Cecil, help!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Jump, Mr. Duddy! Jump!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Aahh!
Cecil (In CDuddy's body): Mr. Duddy, you did it!
Duddy (In Duddy's body): No, Cecil-- I didn't. We lost the Ghost-- Again.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): What are we gonna do, Mr. Duddy?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): We'd better find a place to sleep where no one will find us--

Milo: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes-- No! Have you guys been playing all night?
Mike: We just woke up a few months ago.
Shawn: And you're only a day older than yesterday, so than yesterday, so you still can't play without an adult's permission.
Moomy: Good morning, boys. Where's Duddy?
Mike: I haven't seen Duddz since you left for dinner last night.
Moomy: Didn't he sleep on the couch?
Shawn: He wasn't here when he woke up.
Moomy: That's weird. That he left so early without saying anything... Not that I'm speaking to him anyway.
Shawn: Moomy, wait... Mike and Chase won't let me play because the fighting robot game says I need adult supervision. Will you play too, so we can all play?
Moomy: Oh, Shawn, I would love to-- But I had a bad night and I'm exhausted.
Shawn: Duddy always says yes.
MKoomy: Huh?
Mike: It's true. No matter how tired he is or sick. Remember when he had food poisoning and crawled out of bed to play stacks on stacks with us?
Chase: We had to pause the game a lot, but it was fun.
Moomy: He did do that, didn't he? Okay, I'll play. But let me finish my smoothie first!
Shawn: Yes!

(Elsewhere...)
Cecil (In Duddy's body): (Snores) Gah! Hey What'd you do that for?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): It was hard enough to sleep on this uncomfortable bench without you snowing like a lawn mower!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): But if I've been snoring... And I am you... ...that means you've been snoring!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Don't be ridiculous. I don't snore!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): I snore?! Moomy's gonna send me to snorer's anonymous! I'm gonna have to ear one of those breathing masks like I'm in a sci-fi movie! Ooh! Maybe I can be in a sci-fi movie!
Duddy: Mike! I am your father!
Mike: Nooo!

Cecil (In Duddy's body): He! Mr. Duddy! Your face is better!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Not really, I still look like you. Hey, Cecil, I-- That came out wrong. I meant that we're still fliop-flopped--
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Let's go find that Ghost so maybe we can figure out how to be our old selves again.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): But where do we even start? It's not like clues are gonna start popping up out of nowhere. (Grabs the Gamer League Tournament Flyer from Cecil's face) Yes! That's it! The Ghost said he was gonna drain all the power from all the consoles in town to get even stronger! How could he resist the Gamer League Tournament! Let's go!
Announcer: Welcome, Gamer League Tournament Participants!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): But, Mr. Duddy--what are we looking for?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): You'll know when you see it.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I don't know what that means, Mr. Duddy!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Just look for something out of the ordinary!
(At Skylands Arena)
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Hm. Yeah. Everything looks normal to me.
Sarah Blossom: Make way!

Cecil (In Duddy's body): It's Sarah Blossom!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): That kid is Sarah Blossom?!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): The number one ranked game in the whole wide world! I didn't know she'd be here! Excuse me, Ms. Blossom? I just had to tell you that I'm a big, big fan! The biggest!
Sarah Blossom: Oh, how sweet! Now get out of my way, nerd!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Sweet kid.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Nope. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil, the tournament's gonna start soon. We'd cover more ground if we split up.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Aye, aye, Mr. Duddy, sir!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Let's meet back here in ten.

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil, if we're gonna split up, that means you have to go that way!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Right, Duddy, sir! I'll go this way, you go that way, and we'll meet back here in ten minutes.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): That's what I said!

Boy: Come on, let's go tell the others!

Lexi: Duddz, what are you doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were in the tournament? Hello?! Duddz? Are you ignoring me? Duddz? Are you kidding? Is this about Milo?

(Elsewhere...)
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hm. Nothing yet. Where could the Ghost in the Machine be?
Boy': Yo, Cecil!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Who? Oh, right. I'm still not used to people calling me by his--
Boy: You dropped something!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Huh? I didn't drop any--
Sarah Blossom: Nerd!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hey! That wasn't very-- (Sees the Ghost) Huh? It's the Ghost in the Machine! It's here!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): And you can use the prize money to pay off my credit card bill!
Security Guard: Wait a minute! I know how I know that kid! Hey, Captain! You might want to come down to the gamer tournament at the arena-- I think I found our peeping tom!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Young and old! Welcome to the third annual-- Game League Tournament! The rules are simple. We begin with one big round of everyone's favorite racing game, Nunzio Brothers Kart Racing! The top eight players to cross the finish line will move on to complete in a mystery game, not yet known to our competitors. The top four move on to the next mystery game-- And the top two from there will go head-to-head in robo-giants death match!

Nerd: Yo, did you see that gamer brat Cecil walking around the concourse?
Boy: Yeah! Did he actually think he could enter the tournament? That would been hilarious.
Announcer: Get set!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I'll show you hilarious.
Announcer: Go!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): The Ghost has got to be around here somewhere--
Boy: What are you doing?
Boy 2: Hey, watch it!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): 'Scuse me! Uh, restroom emergency!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh, no! It's Lexi! She's trying to talk to Cecil!
Lexi: Ugh! Fine! Why do I even bother!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): What happened? I should explain about the flip-flop--
Lexi: Milo!
Woman: Hold it right there, kid. This are is for tournament contestants only.

Old Woman: Thank you and good luck!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Mr. Duddy-- you signed up for the tournament?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Yes. Which means I signed up for the tournament.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): What?!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): It's the only way to follow the ghost down to the gamers' area.
Cecil (In Duddy's body): But-but-
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Think about it, Cecil-- with my lightning fast fingers and hand-eye coordination, you might actually win! This finger wiggle would bne much more impressive if I were in my own body.

Duddy (In Cecil's body): I have to unplug the cord before the Ghost gets into theta console! But it's too fast!
Boy: Whoa, dude! My station! It shorted out or something!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Hilarious.

Duddy (In Cecil's body): But, Officer-- My daughter just went through here.
Police Officer: When did you have her, when you were, like, five?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): The Ghost!
Police Officer: Sorry, kid. If you want to go in, you'll have to sign up.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I'll be right back.
Police Officer: Huh?! Hey... Don't I know you from somewhere?

Announcer: A year ago an injury forced him off the football field and into the gaming arena! In that short time his competitive spirit has lifted him all the way up the international rankings! Give ut up for Damien "Crusher" Carrington! She's the daring of the esports world--our returning champion and america's sweetheart-- Sarah Blossom!
Sarah Blossom: You're all dead meat!
Announcer: And a late entry into the competition you know him from his FGTeev gaming channel-- -Duddy- Duddz A.K.A. "Feegee"!
Lexi: Hmph.
Milo: Oh, man. What was I thinking? There's no way I can complete with them!
Lexi: Go, Milo! You can do it!
Milo: Lexi-- You stayed!
Lexi: Of course! Now go kick some nunzio brother butt!
Announcer: Gamers, are you ready?

Sarah: Noooo! I lost power! Dad, do something!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil, help! The Cops are after me!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Not now, Mr. Duddy. I'm gonna win!
Announcer: Did he say "Cecil"? That gamer brat?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I'll show you who's a brat!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): The Ghost! Cecil, unplug your console! Hurry!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'm winning! I'm winning!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil-- Aaah!
Secutity: Got you, little weirdo!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): No, no, no, no, not me! I won't let go! Not this time! I have to win! I have to show them! You can't take this away from me! I have to win!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil! No!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Don't have the player, hate the game! Now that I'm paired up to you, you're under my control!
Ghost: You fool! The player controls the player. I run the game!
Cecil (In Duddy's body): I can't glitch out! He's too strong for my stubby fingers!

Boy: Cecil?!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Ugh. I'm too late to unplug it!
Boy: Did you do this to me, dude?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Me? What? No! I was just--
Captain: Hey, you! Peeping Tom!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh, no!

Boy: What's going on? Aaaiiiieeeee! I lost power!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Boy 2: Hey!

Sarah Blossom: We eat grass, creepo!
Ghost: Ha, ha, ha! "Creepo." I like that!
Sarah Blossom: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Lexi: What's happening?

Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil-- Aaah!
Security Guard: Got you, little weirdo!
Ceecil (In Duddy's body): Wha--? No! No, no, no, no, not me! I won't let go! Not this time! I have to win! I have to show them! You can't take this away from me! I have to win!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Cecil! No!
Woman: Hey!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): There! Cecil, are you all right?
Ghost: do you recently think there's going to stop me? We've way past that now!
Security Guard: Don't you dare pull something like that again!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Are you kidding me? We've got bigger problems right now!
Woman: He's right, Captain. Look!
Ghost: I've drawn enough power now to be corpoereal. I am no longer the ghost in the machine... ...I am the machine!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Oh--
Milo: My-
Lexi: Duddy!

Moomy: Duddy would know how to fix it. He always knows how to fix everything.
Mike: Where is he?
Chase: I don't know, but I wish he was here.
Moomy: Me too. Last nigh twas a disaster, but maybe he deserves a little more credit for the stuff he does around here. I'm gonna give him a call and tell him to come home--
Lexi: Moomy!
Moomy: Lexi, are you all right? What's the matter?!
Lexi: (Huffs) It's Duddy!
Moomy: Come here and tell me what's happened...
Lexi: No time to sit... (Huffs) He's been taken over by the Ghost in the Machine... (Huffs) His voice--... ,,,it's turned Duddy into a living console!
Moomy: (Gasps)
Lexi: I came to get the extra old charger. The one with the sticky button that we had but didn't use when we deleted boring pet fish.
Moomy: No, Lexo. That was how we defeated it when it was just a console. (Shoes Lexi a Gaming Suit) The way to defeat a living console is with living controllers. Suit up.
(At Arena)
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Aaaah!
Guy: What're you doing, kid? Get out of here! We'll deal with this... this monster!
Ghost: You think you can defeat me? I have power beyond reason!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I can't leave, that's my body! And yes, I understand that sounds crazy when I say it out loud. I'll explain later!
Ghost: It's my body now! I tricked that weird child into thinking my voice was the voice in his head. I had him buy more and more upgrades to his system for me to feed on until I gained enough power to leave through the electrical currents. And I thought that's where I'd stay. It was just blind luck that I found this gaming suit-it's the perfect host! Now I have no need for a fish or any other avatar. I have a physical form! I am the most powerful living thing on this planet!
Guy: That's what you think! We're brining you in!
Ghost: You and what army? What is--? My arm. It's not obeying my commands!

Ghost (In Duddy's body): And I'm taking this to the next level. I'm going to take over this planet and not you or anyone else can stop me!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Unh! No!
Milo: Hey, man, are you okay?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): M-Milo? You stayed?
Milo: I had to. I know that guy up there. Wait--how do you know me? Oh, wait a minute... you're that weird neighbor who was spying on me and Lexi!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Yes! I mean, no! I mean, yes it was me, but I'm not me, I'm-- --I'm Duddy! Lexi's Dad!
Milo: Man, you must've hit your head really hard.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): It's true! It's duddy! And I can prove it to you! "One time when you and Lexi were little, I took you out for ice cream on our way home from school. "Your ice cream fell on your lap and you were crying, so I had to beatbox the whole ride home just to cheer you up."
Milo: Wow. Watch out!
Ghost (In Duddy's body): Enough of this! I've got a world to conquer!
Security Guard: Captain, do something!
Captain: I called in backup but all the backup in the world won't stop that thing.
Milo: Kid--er, Duddy-- If that thing leaves the arena and goes out into the real world, it's game over!
Moomy: Then it's a good thing--
(Duddy [In Cecil's body] and Milo turned around; reveal to be Chase, Boy, Moomy, Lexi and Shawn)
Moomy: --We brought a cheat code!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Honey!
Moomy: Huh?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Honey, it's me! I'll explain later, but me and Cecil switched minds. Or bodies--I'm still not exactly clear on which happened.
Moomy: You know...after that nightmare of a fate last night, that actually makes a lot of sense... ...but you're still not hugging me until you're back to your normal self.
Ghost: Some new players have entered the game. No matter. You'll soon find out what everyone here already-- knows. This CPU is undertable!

Moomy: He's a giant fighting robot!
Ghost (In Duddy's body): My game, my rules!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Look out! Find cover! He's gonna--

Moomy: Are you kids okay?
Mike: We're hiding from a giant robot who almost killed us with an energy blast. I think we're very far from okay!
Security Guard: Who are you people?
Cecil (In Duddy's body): Maybe we should get out of here and make sure everyone gets home safely.
Moomy: Honey, you know I love you no matter what, but there's no way you're coming home like that. We're gonna defeat this thing and figure out how to get back in your own body. Besides... ...If we have the ability to help, we have the responsibility to help.
Duddy (In Cecil's body): That sounds like something I would say!
Moomy: Where do you think I heard it? But, Honey-- ---you actually can't help not like that stay here. Kids, pair up to the console-- --we're going into the game!
Security Guard: Who are these people?

Shawn: Mike! Chase!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): No, Shawn! Stay down!
Shawn: But--
Duddy (In Cecil's body): They'll be okay-- I hope.
Moomy: That does it. You can hurt me-- --but you don't hurt my kids!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Go, honey, go!

Boy: Mike! Chase! You have to conjoinderate!
Mike: We can't-- Ung!
Chase: There are only four of us!
Shawn: That's what you think!
Ghost: Eh?
Shawn: Leave my brothers alone!
Ghost: Heh, heh. Don't you get it? It doesn't matter how many of you there are, I cannot be defeated!
Moomy: We don't need many, Ghost...
Ghost: What-what are you doing?!
Moomy: ...We only need one!
Shawn: We conjoinerated!

Ghost: This is going to be fun!
Lexi: Hey! That's my mom!

Lexi: Unh!
Milo: Lexi!
Mike: Come on, Chase! Let's get him!

Ghost: I coul ddo this all day!
Moomy: Oof!
Shawn: No!

Milo: Nothing's working! They're getting picked off one at a time!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I can't just sit here-- there's got to be something I can do! (Sees the cables) There is! Milo, I'm gonna need your help with something. Shawn, tay here and do not move.
Shawn: But--
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Stay!
Milo: This d-didn't look as high from the f-floor...
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Keep going, you're doing fine!
Cecil: We made it!
Milo: This d-didn't look as high from the f-floor... We made it!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Keep going, you're doing fine! At least you're (huffs) in better shape (huffs) than Cecil! But you're not done yet! See that coil of cables up there, Milo? I need you to untie them.
Milo: (Gulps) More ladders?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): You'll be fine. Just don't look down.
Milo: Where are you going?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): I'm going to the one "console" here that the Ghost drained yet. The one with more volts than all the others combined-- --the Jumbotron! Whoa... I don't believe it... They've merged into one giant fighting robot.

Duddy (In Cecil's body): They'll never defeat the Ghost like that! I'd better hurry! Hrrh! This is a lot harder than I thought. Come on! Hrrn! Come-- -Oh! Whoops! Aaaah! Aaaaaaah!

The Ghost: Ha, ha, ha! Even in your current conjointed from you're no match for me!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Guys! Hey! Psst! Over here!
Moomy: H-Honey?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hnn! Come on! Come on! Swing!
Moomy: What is he doing? He's gonna electrocute himself!

Mike: I think I know! Chase-- The Ghost is a console, remember?
Chase: Right! Moomy, we have to push him back!
Moomy: The only way we're gonna do that is if we coordinate! Nobody goes until I say so, got it?
Ghost: This is where the game ends!
Moomy: That's the idea, Ghost! Chase-- -Now!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Yes! It's working!
Moomy: Lexi, you're up!
Lexi: Take that!
Moomy: Get him, Mike! Shawn--
Ghost: Unh!

Moomy: Lexi, you're up!
Lexi: Take that!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Yes! It's working!!
Moomy: Get him, Mike! Shawn--
The Ghost: Unh!

Mike: I think I know! Chase-- The Ghost is a console, remember?
Chase: Right! Moomy, we have to push him back!
Moomy: The only way we're gonna do that is if we coordinate! Nobody goes until I say so, got it?
Ghost: This is where the game ends!

Milo: Mr. Duddz, are you all right?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): If you're asking if I'm dead, the answer is "not yet"! Untie the wires and give me some slack! Carefully!
Milo: Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't-- Eeeek! Gah!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Aaaah! Yahh! The Ghost!

Ghost: Ha, ha, ha! Even in your current conjoineated from you're no match for me!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Guys! Hey! Psst! Over here!
Moomy: H-Honey?
Duddy (In Cecil's body): Hnn! COme on! Come on! Swing!
Moomy: What is he doing? He's gonna electrocute himself!

Moomy: Ah!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): No!
Moomy: No! Wait! By "together" I mean as one body!
Ghost: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Duddy (In Cecil's body): They'll never defeat the ghost like that! I'd better hurry! Hrrn! This is a lot harder than I thought. Come on! Hrrn! Come-- On! Whoops! Aaaah! Aaaaaaah!

Moomy: No, no, no! Mike! Chase! We have to work together!
Lexi: I'll get him!
Shawn: No, I wanna!

Moomy: --Send him back!
Duddy (In Cecil's body): You're a powerful console, Ghost, but even you are vulnerable without-- --A Surge Protector!
Cecil: Hrrnn...
Moomy: Honey! Honey, are you all right?
Cecil: Uhhh...
Duddy: Uh, Honey...? Over here! Oof! Easy! Heh.
Moomy: Wait, are you sure you're you?
Duddy: I'm positive we even swapped clothes back... so much for a normal anniversary.

Lexi: Don't you have something to say to Milo too?
Duddy: Milo, you really saved my bacon there. I was wrong about you. I'm sorry.
Lexi: That's good to hear because I invited him over to play video games.
Duddy: That's fine-- In two years when you're old enough to date!
Lexi: Duddy!
Duddy: What can I say? I still gotta be me! What about you, Cecil? Are you coming back to our house?
Cecil: Who, me? Oh, Gee, Mr. Duddy, I would. But... I wouldn't to be annoying.
Duddy: Don't be silly. I want you to come! Besides-- -- You have a lot of chores to do for me around the house until that credit card bill is paid off!
Cecil: Gulp!
Mike: Duddy should be able to get our console working again. Want to go home and finish our game, Chase?
Chase: Let's go!
Shawn: Hey, guys-- Can I play too?
Mike: Shaw, we told you--the game is rated too mature for you But... What the heck? We won't tell if you won't!
Shawn: Yes! I mean- I won't!
Chase: That was a great idea to conjoinerate, Shawn!
Mike: Yeah, and that kick! Pow! We're never gonna hear from that ghost ever again!

Moozy: Have you been playing games on your ewatch this whole time?!
Duddy: My what? No!
Cecil: Ooh! Ooh! You can play games on your watch! Let me try!
Duddy: Not now, Cecil! Sit back! Everyone's watching.
Cecil: Let me try! I wanna play! I wanna play! I wanna play!
Moozy: You've been distracted from the family ever since you got that watch! Give it to me!
Duddy: No way! According to Xyle, this watch is a prototype. A one of a kind.
Moozy: Who?

Grandpa: Back in my day, wristwatches actually told the time. But only if you wound it up!
Duddy: Only about a million times.
Grandpa: Did I ever tell you about the cowboy Roy Watch I brought with the money I saved from working at my Dad's used car lot? It was the best used car lot in town! Or what about How I held my lucky penny the first time I asked Grandma out on a date?
Duddy: It's a great story. This car's gonna take you back to the retirement home.
Boy: You're gonna want to make this a short ride, my ride. Step on it!
Milo: I'm sorry, Lexi. It was really stupid of me to answer so quickly.
Lexi: Don't worry about it, Milo. We all make mistakes.
Moomy: Duddz, go say something to Milo. He's embarrassed about losing the academic bee.
Duddy: Uh-huh.
Moomy: Did you even hear what I said?
Duddy: Uh-huh. Oh my gosh! Moomy, I did it! I really did it! A million points! A million points! I wonder what's going to happen! "An Achievement beyond my wildest imagination!" What could it be?
Moomy: Okay, I've had enough of you and that silly watch. Kids-- -- Get it off of him!
Duddy: What? No! No! I worked hard for these million points! I have to find out what's-- It's happening! Something is happening!

Milo: Where are you guys?
Duddy: Hey, where did the school go?
Moozy: I think we're the ones who went somewhere, Look!
Boy: Duudz! We're at the Renaissance Fare!
Boy 2: I love pretending to be in medieval times!
Boy 3: Can I get a giant turkey leg? Please?
Lexi: Hey-- where's Milo?
Duddy: That doesn't seem right. A ren faire? What kind of reward is-- Aaaah! My ewatch! It's gone! It must've fallen off my wrist! Help me look for it!

Duddy: You know what? I'm not in the mood to play Dungeons & Dragons. Let's call an uber and go home. That's weird, I've got not service!

Guy: --Hailing all the way from Earlington! I present to thee... Sir Matthew!

Lexi: Milo?!
Prince: You're not Bartholomew! Who's Milo?

Prince: No, Father! Let them go! 'Tis I who put them up to this.
King: Son? What is the meaning of this?
Prince: Sorry, Father, but I have not been truthful. I have been paying others to joust for me.

Duddy: Yo, Chase! Speak to me! Are you see any birdies flying around your head right now?
Chase: Uhhh...

All: Aaaaaaaahhhh!
Milo: Lady Lexi! My love! Come back!
Moomy: Take this! (Throws a ewatch to Duddy) Get us out of here!

Boy: And hurry!

Boy: Oof!
Duddy: Is everyone, okay?

Mike: That was too close a call!
Chase: Whoa! Duddz! You have a sweet 'stache!
Duddy: U-I do! It's- It's everything I ever wanted!
Moomy: But don't you know what your mustache means?
Duddy: I'm gonna start coughing up hair balls?
Moomy: We altered the timeline!
Duddy: You'd better git if you know what's good for ya! I said this town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Lexi: Hey, what's that music? Where are we now?!

Diddy: Will do, Grand--er, Antonie!
Moozy: What are you doing? We can't stay! We already missed with the timeline enough.
Boy: Is that really Grandpa?

Duddy: This is my chance to see the stories behind the stories. When Grandpa tells them they seem so lame, but look at how cool this is Who knew? We'll stay for just a few minutes. How much harm could we possibly do in just a few minutes?

Boy: Your turn, Cecil!
Duddy: Cecil?!
Cecil: What are you looking at? How am I supposed to concentrate on my game with you staring at me?! You're gonna make me lose! It's not fair! Stop looking at me! Stop looking!
Duddy: Trust me, I'm not gonna look at you longer than I have to! This original Cecil is just as buggy muggy as his grandson, sojn! I'm out of here! Whooop! Where are the brakes on these things! Watch out!
Cecil: My marbles! You're ruining my game!
Duddy: I'm trying not to wreck my limbs! Actually, these are some pretty sweet dance moves. Boots and cats-- --boots and cats and-- oontz oontx oo-- --ooof!

Duddy: All right, I tired to be nice. But you done did it now. Where I come from, there's only one way to settle situlations like this-- a rap battle!
Brock: Rap? What?
Duddy: Yo, DJ <oclster-- Give me a beat!
Young Antoine: Lucky Penny, here we go! Hey, Patrice, I've been meaning to ask you--
Beatrice: Do you guys hear that? It's coming from the parking lot. Let's go check it out!

Duddy: I guess you guys aren't quite ready for that, but your grandkids are gonna think it's lit.
Guy 2: Did he just say that's "Literature"?
Guy: What did you say about my mother? I'm not some kinda beatnik, okay? Where I come from, we settle things a different way--with a stock race car.
Duddy: B-But I-I D-don't have a c-car...
Guy: Then there's always the old fashioned way.
Duddy: I'm gonna go find a car.
Guy: I'll see you at the starting line, Chump.
Cecil: Gah! Hey!
Boy: Ha! I won!
Cecil: No! But those are my best marbles!! No fair! No fair! No fair!
(Duddy, Mike Chase and Shawn runs away)
Cecil: You won't get away with this!
Chase: Where are we gonna find a car that can go faster than Brock's hot rod?
Duddy: We're not. We're gonan find Lexi and Moomy and my Ewatch is gonna zoom us outta here before we cause any more trouble! Gah! My Ewatch! The crown must've fallen off in that scuffle with Brock!
Mike: Is it a king watch?
Duddy: No, the crown is the dial on the side that you turn to change the time! I'll have to take the crown from another watch and stick it on! Come on! Grandpa! I mean, Antonie! I have an emergency-- I need the crown from your watch!
Young Antoine: No way! I worked--
Duddy: You worked three months at your dad's used car lot. Blah, blah, blah! I've heard the story a gazillion times. I need a crown and I have no cash to buy another watch!
Young Antoine: If you need some money, the stock car race has a five dollar prize.
Duddy: That would hit two birds with one car. Wouldn't it? Except I don't have a car. Unless... ...You let me borrow one from your dad's lot?
Young Antonie: What? No way! My dad would ground me for life!
Duddy: Come on. It's not like you've never borrowed a car. Like the Miller's Mailbox and blamed it on the garbage truck...
Young Antonie: H-how did you know...? You're not gonna tell on me, are you?
Duddy: Let's discuss it on the way to the lot!
(At Lot)
Duddy: You expect me, to race one of these?
Young Antonie: Beggars can't be choosers, Duddz.
Shawn: Duddy, I'm scared! Yaaah!
Duddy: You said this is the best used car lot in town!
Young Antonie: It is! Technically. It's the only used car lot in town.
Duddy: That means it's also the worst!
Mike: Duddy, here's a good one!
Duddy: Aty least, it's got four tires and a steering wheel.
Young Antoine: I'll get the keys.
(Cecil is spying on them)
Cecil: Thanks for showing me where your dad keeps the keys, Antonie. Because I'll need that prize money to buy new marbles.
(At Summer Stock Car Race)
Guy: Ha! Check out the clown car! You'd probably have a better chance if you got out and pushed. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Young Antonie: Here--take my lucky penny. (Gives his lucky penny to Shawn) You're gonna need it!
Lexi: That girl looks kind of familiar. Doesn't she?
Young Antonie: Isn't she dynamite?
Moomy: Why would he enter this race and put everything in our timeline in danger? What is Duddy thinking?
Chase: Duddy, go!
Duddy: I got the gas pedal pushed all the way down! There it is!
Chase: Go, Duddy, go!
Brock: Hrn??
Chase: We're losing parts! Duddy, watch out!
Duddy: Uh-oh! The brakes are out!
Boy 2: So what? You don't need brakes--you're in a race!
Duddy: You don't understand-- What the--?!
Cecil: You made me lose my marbles!
Duddy: Cecil! He lost his marbles. All right!
Boy: Hey! My car! It wasn't my fault! It's a blowout!
Chase: Duddz, stop! You're leaving the course!
Duddy: Don't you think we need brakes now, Chase?

(Meanwhile...)
Boy: Aaaaahh!
Young Antonie: That car looks out of control!
Lexi: ANd it's coming this way!

Duddy: Hold on!
Shawn: And heading straight toward Grandp and Moomy!
Duddy: Shawn! What are you doing?
Brock: Hey, you hit my car! Aaaaaaaahh!
Cecil: I'm actually gonna do it! I'm gonna win! I showed them! I showed all of them! I'll be up my eyeballs in marbles!
Young Antonie: Patrice, that was pretty intense! Are you all ri--
Girl: Is that the gamer brat who crossed the finish line first? That kid who cries over Jacks and Marbles?
Patrice: I didn't know he had it in him! Let's go congratulate him!
(Lexi and Moomy arrives)
Moomy: Duddz, are you guys, okay?
Duddy: We're all in one piece, but I can't say the same for this rolling tin can. It looks like I made a real trouble for you, Antponie. I'm sorry about that.
Young Antoine: Are you kidding? You saved my life! All of ours! (Removes his watch)Take my watch-- (Gives Duddy his watch) It's the least I can do!
Duddy: Thank you! You're a lifesaver too! It's a perfect fit! Now we can get out of here!
Moomy: Wait a minute. What are we going to do-- --about that?
Duddy: Nothing we can do now-- --but hope for the best.
Young Grandpa: Whoa! What's going on?!

Moomy: Where are we now?!
Mike: And what happened to our clothes?
Lexi: Aww! It's like bacon but it's cute!
Moomy: I told you we were going to mess with the timeline again.
Duddy: We should be home. I don't know what's wrong with this thing... Dead battery?! That's not good.
Moomy: Now we have to find some store or someplace that has batteries.
Duddy: I don't think it's gonna be that simple. Remember when I said things could be worse.

Old Duddy: They're on our tail! Hit the thrusters!
Duddy: I know I have to hit the thrusters!
Old Duddy: Are you sure the landing gear is up?
Moomy: Not so much fun to have a backseat driver, is it?
Duddy: You think I'm a backseat driver?

Cecil the Eith: And I want a rematch! Give me a rematch!
Old Duddy: You want a rematch? Fine! But if I win, you have to give me my stuff back. There's something in there that they need to get home.
Cecil the Eigth: Yes! Fine! Whatever! If that's what it takes!
Duddy: Hey--are you sure about this? You're so old!
Old Duddy: I'm good. Let's do this! I have to... for my family.

Cecil the Eighth: What--what are you doing?!
Old Duddy: Yeah! What are you doing?!
Duddy: He's a brat! He'd just say that I cheated.
Cecil the Eighth: Yeah, probably.
Duddy: If he had in a tie, he can tell everyone that no one is better than he is-- and because we didn't lose, he can still honor the deal, and give us your ewatch.

Old Duddy: That... is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Cecil the Eith: Okay. It's a deal.
Old Duddy: What?
Cecil the Eith: Your stuff is in your storage-- life star pod number 532,
Duddy: Come on, everybody! Let's go!
Old Duddy: How did you know that would work? We're gamers. We always want to win!
Duddy's Wife: I guess that when you have a family, you learn to compromise.
Duddy: There are some things that are more important that winning video games.

Old Duddy: Here it is!
Duddy: Thank you for helping me!
Old Duddy: Thank you for helping me! And for giving me the family I always wanted!
Duddy: Let's go, fam! We're finally going home!
Old Duddy: Wait! You can't just yet! You've been back and fourth in the timeline. That life you had no longer exists. If you want to really go home, you have to fix everything you messed up!
Duddy: You hear that? We've got a few stopes to make along the way. You ready?
All: Ready!

Prince Myron: Oh, Lady Lexi! Where hast thou gone? I've been searching everywhere for you!
King: I'm sorry, my lady--we have tried everything but there's no getting through to him.
Queen: He's in love with that girl who ran off with Manifesto's jewelry. She's all he thinks about!
Princess: But we had plans to spend the rest of our lives together! Now what will the future hold?

Lexi: --For this! Yowww!
Myron: You evil witch! What did you do that for?! I hate you!
Lexi: That's the idea. But, I'm really am so, so sorry!
(Lexi runs away)
(Rebecca arrives)
Rebecca: Myron! My love! Are you all right?
Myron: Lady Rebecca, you always show me love-- even when I don't deserve it! I was wrong to leave you. Let's get engaged again!
Rebecca: Yes, my love! Yes!
(Lexi is spying on Myron and Rebecca)

Young Antonie: Hi, Patrice! There's, um, something I've been... Uh... Wanting to ask you--
Patrice: Oh! Antonie, right? I'm sorry, I can't talk right now. I've got someone waiting for this punch.
Young Antonie: Who? Ugh. It's no use! Without my lucky penny, my confidence is nil! And Dad is sure to ground me for wrecking the car-- (Grabs his lucky penny) Hey, there it is! My penny! That seals it! I'm going back to talk to Patrice right away!

Duddy: There's the school!
Lexi: We really actually finally made it home!
Moomy: And we fixed the timeline!
Mike: See? We're back to our old selves!
Moomy: And your mustache is gone!
Duddy: No wonder my upper lip feels so cold right now.
Moomy: You should grow it back! It was cute!

Duddy: Hey, Everybody! Are you all ready for family game night? Yo, where is everybody? This place looks like Doggy Day Care.
Moomy: You just missed everyone. Shawnis at a sleepover and Mike and Chase are at the mall.
Duddy: Heh. The mall. Did we make that place cool again? Okay, so it's you, me, and Lexi. We could still get a good game going!
Moomy: Lexi's going out too.
Duddy: Talk about living in a different timeline-- --here I am trying to spend time with the family and everyone else is busy with other things. Do you ever think about what your other self is doing right now? Older Duddy?
Moomy: Do you worry that we might not have set everything straight before we came back?
Duddy: Nah. Like I said-- From now on, I'm only thinking about here and now.
Lexi: Bye, Moomy! Bye, Duddz! I'm going to the movies!
Duddy: Have fun, Lexo! Be sure to tell Milo we said hello!
Lexi: Milo? Who's Milo?
Cecil: Hi, Lexi! Are you ready for our date? We'd better get going if we don't want to miss the trailers!
Duddy: Cecil? You're dating Cecil?!?
Cecil: I hate missing the trailers! I wanna see the trailers!
Lexi: Don't wait up!
Duddy's Wife: Duddy! Where are you going?
Duddy: To that shady game store to see if Xyle has another ewatch! I need to find out how we screwed up this timeline and fix it, pronto!

Duddy: Haa! This thing was much lighter in space. That was quick! Is the space here already? Huh?
Xyle: For me? Duddy, you shouldn't have!
Duddy: Xyle?! Is that you?! What are you doing here?!

Xyle: It's about time! Where have you been?
Robby: Had to find a place to stash your computer. Let's get out of here!
(To Be Continued??)

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