This is about the cast of the Bunny Kill franchise watching their short franchise, unaware that others are watching.
Note[]
- Rated R for some foul language, bloody deaths, and even sci-fi violence.
- Despite only caring about money, Snowball is still rooted for by many fans, even the non-lethal heroes.
- Star Wars fans will love the 3rd part because of the lightsabers, understanding why Snowball has a red saber.
- Snowball, Ruby, Dust, Smoke, Sludge, and Flint are the only known characters watching this in a room and can now talk.
Characters[]
- Snowball: The protagonist of the franchise but not a full-on hero and just in it for the money, nothing heroic much. However, he still has standards against those that lack a motive and still cares about his comrades.
- Ruby: The only known female character of the franchise and Snowball's possible love-interest, who seems to love him back. However, she still dislikes his greedy motive but does believe herself to have one too.
- Dust: Snowball's closest friend and unwilling enemy who first appeared as a villain in the franchise but later shown in Vol 5 to be secretly on his side and just controlled by the enemies. However, he doesn't get along with Smoke for obvious reasons.
- Smoke: Snowball's rival and sometimes enemy who works for either side but still hates partnerships. However, he's neutral towards him and mostly hates Dust, which the feeling is mutual.
- Professor Sludge: An evil scientist and one of the main antagonists of the franchise who has been known and remembered for being a mad scientist that helped kidnap Dust and cloned him.
- Flint: An evil martial artist and one of the main antagonists of the franchise who has been a known enemy of both Snowball and Ruby, having been willing to set Snowball's death up for unexplained reasons that are never known.
Bashings[]
- Peter Griffin: He will be an annoying audience member who is still abusive towards Meg for no reason and complains about Snowball being soft towards allies, which gets on people's nerves and causes even Joe and Cleveland to hate him too.
- Glenn Quagmire: He will still be a disgusting pervert who is bothering the female audience, hates Brian, and even making some inappropriate remarks about Ruby, much to Snowball's obvious anger towards him and the females' disgust.
- Stan Smith: He will still be a paranoid racist and sexist that doesn't trust Snowball at all out of prejudice and thinks that Ruby should be at home instead of fighting, much to everyone's dismay but to Molly Weasley's agreement.
- Jeff Fischer: He will no longer be a good husband to Hailey but is now a deadbeat ex to her and really annoying about how lazy he is all the time, causing fellow stoners to dislike him too.
- Chuck White: He will still be an obnoxious neighbor who finishes his sentences with a laugh, much to everyone's annoyance.
- Christy White: She will still be a pompous and rude lady who belittles anyone around her and is always ungrateful towards Francine for no reason, much to everyone's disgust.
- Many more to count but especially some that have written as unlikable jerks now.
Prologue: Gathering[]
The main characters were gathered for this and explained everything.
Snowball happily reunited with Ruby, who smiled and hugged him back.
Dust and Smoke glared at each other but still agreed to not kill each other yet.
Sludge and Flint didn't interact, barely knowing each other.
Unknown to them, other audience members were invited to this.
Stan Smith only distrusted Snowball out of obvious bigotry and considered him a terrorist, much to his family's annoyance.
However, Deathstroke smirked at this, having heard of him and approved of this mercenary.
The heroes sighed, knowing that Snowball is sadly an anti-hero that only desires money.
Chapter 1: Bunny Kill 1[]
After chatting for a bit, they were about to start the first video.
Snowball remembered his first time fighting.
Smoke got annoyed, having been the first major enemy.
Nonetheless, they then start it now.
(After a violent opening theme, we then see Snowball in his old outfit jumping down from a tree and wielding a katana, his most favorite weapon of course.)
They hated the previous animation but knew that was Snowball alright.
"I'm still glad I changed to a blue shirt instead." said a sighing Snowball, purple wasn't his color.
The other audience could tell that was Snowball himself.
"Yep, that's him, alright." said a smirking Deathstroke.
"You know him?" asked a curious Harley Quinn.
"Not personally but I've heard of him and that's what he used to look like." said a serious Deathstroke.
Stan Smith just glared at the protagonist and only saw him as a possible terrorist, which was still out of paranoia.
'I will find something on you, terrorist.' thought a glaring Stan Smith, ignoring that the guy is a mercenary.
However, Jaune Arc liked how the guy is a swordsman as well, much to Pyrrha Nikos' amusement.
Izuku Midoriya had a feeling that this guy is lethal but will still write him down.
(As some rock music plays in the background, a goon shows up and tries to shoot him but our protagonist obviously deflects the bullets with his katana until the gun is shout of the goon's hand and Snowball quickly impales the guy fatally.)
They were still impressed by this.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Katanas now beat guns." said a smirking Snowball.
The other audience had to admit that was impressive.
Deathstroke smirked at this, still liking how Snowball deflected those bullets.
Stan Smith glared at this, trying to find ways to stop him.
The heroes still frowned at how he's lethal, well mostly the judgmental ones.
(After dropping the body, he saw 2 more enemies arriving but with blades and after a quick sword fight, he left his katana in one enemy's head and took the said guy's katana out of the head of another enemy that got killed by the weapons on his head.)
They all got amused at the other guy's bad luck.
"Unlucky bastard." said a smirking Dust.
The other audience did chuckle at bit at the goon's misfortune.
The villains shook their heads in disappointment at the goon's failure.
'Idiots.' thought a disappointed Cinder Fall, despite crushing on Snowball for his moves.
'They were no match for dear Snowball.' thought a smirking Malty, taking a liking to him.
(As he continues walking, another goon appears and tries to shoot him but before can do so, Snowball notices him and quickly turns around to stab him in the head.)
"I was too fast for you, fool." said a smirking Snowball.
Ruby, Dust, and even Smoke also smirked at this, respecting Snowball's reflexes.
The other audience had to admit that he had good reflexes.
Many swordsmen smirked in respect at this.
Stan Smith glared at this and wished to eliminate the threat, which irritating his family.
'No wonder mom and Hailey are hating him.' thought an annoyed Steve.
(After doing that, another goon tries to strike from being but Snowball was once again too fast for him and easily takes him down with his katana before proceeding to easily taking down the other goons.)
"They didn't prove a challenge at all." said a scoffing Snowball, seeing them as weak fools.
His acquittances agreed with him, all of them rolling their eyes at those weak opponents.
The other audience had to admit that he was a skilled warrior.
However, Amanda Waller smirked the most, having actually taken interest in his skills.
Even Thunderbolt Ross agreed with her and planned to recruit him.
Suicide Squad and Thunderbolts did like the thought of him being a new teammate.
(However, he encountered 2 ninjas, which he sweat dropped at and for good reason because they are more better fighters.)
"Yeah, I'm not very cocky about my skills, I know better opponents when I meet them." said a sighing Snowball.
"Amen." said an agreeing Ruby, Dust, and Smoke, having encountered such opponents as well.
The other audience knew that Snowball wasn't cocky.
However, Stan Smith smirked and wanted the ninjas to take out the threat, much to his family's annoyance.
Noticing this, Amanda Waller and Thunderbolt Ross rolled their eyes at his big ego and arrogance.
'We need to keep an eye on him.' thought a frowning Waller and Ross, not liking Smith at all.
(Despite this, he's still capable of fighting them and even tricking one of them into killing the other, making the said ninja sweat drop sheepishly at the rookie mistake.)
"It's still funny how that happens." said a laughing Snowball, much to the others' agreement.
"I hate it when that happens." said an annoyed Sludge, much to Flint's agreement.
The other audience indeed found it funny and the villains sighed in annoyance.
'Idiot.' thought the scoffing members.
'Dumbass.' thought the vulgar members.
'Fool.' thought the stoic members.
(Taking another katana, Snowball uses them to fight the remaining ninja easily until he finally kills him with the 2 swords to the chest, moving forward after throwing the body away.)
"But I can't get cocky, they'll be tough next time." said a serious Snowball.
Ruby, Dust, and Smoke nodded in agreement on that lesson.
The other audience also agreed.
"Constant vigilance." said an agreeing Mad Eye Moody, knowing that lesson very well.
"Never underestimate your next opponent." said an also agreeing Batman, having taught that.
Even the villains agreed with that.
(Later on, Snowball then encounters his rival Smoke, a black bunny that is sometimes identified by his famous shades that he always wears for no reason other than to possibly look cool.)
"Smoke." said a glaring Dust, hating that arrogant lone wolf.
"I've never away from home without my shades." said a smirking Smoke.
The other audience noticed Deadshot paying attention.
"I've heard of him, they call him Smoke but he's usually identified by his favorite shades." said a serious Deadshot.
Stan Smith glared at another threat and thinks that him and Snowball are actually in league with each other.
Amanda Waller and Thunderbolt Ross smirked at this, also taking an interest in him.
(As Snowball confronts him, Smoke just laughs at him and motions someone over, which massive stomping was heard and felt until a gigantic bunny finally arrives.)
"Holy shit." said a shocked Dust and Ruby, having never something that big.
"Yeah, I know." said a sighing Snowball and prideful Smoke.
The other audience were shocked by the size.
"That's going to be a tough challenge." said a nervous Mimir.
"Indeed, he needs to be careful." said an agreeing Kratos, having faced enemies of this size.
Brunhilde had faith in him and that scared Goll.
(Once Smoke leaves, Snowball stabs the giant's foot to harm it but just only gets punched in return, which the giant isn't even affected by its wound.)
"Yeah, the giant's more of a what instead of a who." said a sighing Snowball.
"Indeed, stabbing it just makes it mad." said a nodding Smoke.
The other audience got worried about this.
"I think shooting would also make it mad." said a sighing Red Hood.
"There's gotta be something he can do." said a worried Goll.
"I'm sure he'll have a plan." said a smiling Atreus.
(Despite this, Snowball doesn't lose hope and continues fighting it but knows not to get too reckless and to also just avoid some punches from it, knowing that simple stabs won't do right now.)
"And I had gotten a better idea." said a smirking Snowball.
Ruby and Dust got worried to hear about this.
The other audience were curious about his plan.
However, Kratos had a feeling what it was.
Brunhilde took interest in this.
Even the villains could tell what it was.
(After a moment of dodging, he then cuts the back of its head open and crawls inside of it, causing the giant a headache until he popped out of its head and caused it to finally collapse dead from the giant wound without being covered in blood.)
"I'm still shocked that you weren't covered in blood." said an impressed Smoke.
"Yeah, I just somehow never get covered in it." said a shrugging Snowball.
The other audience found it impressive.
'He's a skilled warrior, I'll admit that.' thought a smirking Zabuza.
'I want to fight him so badly.' thought an excited Kraven the Hunter, seeing a worthy prey.
Even Kratos smirked in respect for the guy.
(Once he got to Smoke, he then finally confronts him, which the rival mercenary doesn't take him seriously and even yawns in boredom while just looking around.)
They all roll their eyes at this.
Smoke just smirked smugly at how he acted.
The other audience thought that Smoke was too cocky.
'Oh please, such cockiness will get you killed.' thought a scoffing Deathstroke.
'I don't think he's being too cocky.' thought an observing Kratos.
Even Brunhilde knew better than that.
(Getting fed up with Smoke's behavior, Snowball tries to strike him but Smoke easily catches the sword and breaks it, much to Snowball's understandable shock at this.)
"Not going to lie, I was too careless." said a sighing Snowball.
"It works every time." said a smirking Smoke.
The other audience were surprised by what Smoke did.
"He broke the katana with just a hold." said a shocked Ironwood.
"However, Snowball was too careless." said a disappointed Kratos.
Even Brunhilde sighed in disappointment at this.
(Looking at his broken blade and Smoke, he still tries to use the blade but Smoke knocks it away and they end up doing an obvious fist fight, which is sadly one-sided as Smoke was easily beating Snowball and even playing around with him.)
"Sadly, he's a really tough opponent." said a sighing Snowball.
"Expect no mercy from me." said a serious Smoke.
The other audience got worried for Snowball.
However, Stan Smith smirked at Snowball's downfall.
'This is your end, terrorist.' thought a smirking Stan Smith, still being prejudice as always.
Despite this, Kratos and Brunhilde didn't think it was the end.
(However, Snowball manages to grab the broken blade and just as Smoke is about to kill him, Snowball quickly stabs him in the throat with the blade and watches on as Smoke removes the blade but holds onto his bleeding throat until he finally bleeds out and collapses to the ground defeated.)
"Now, that's how it's done." said a smirking Snowball, much to Smoke's anger.
The other audience cheered this on, seeing him as cool for that.
'Impressive.' thought a smirking Kratos, Brunhilde, Ironwood, and Cotton.
However, Stan Smith was annoyed with everyone cheering Snowball on.
'Don't they see how much of a threat he is?' thought an annoyed Stan Smith, upset by his target's victory.
(After looking at the audience and the body, Snowball just shrugs at this and moves on, ending the video without any worries of other threats around.)
Ruby and Dust laugh at this fondly.
Smoke rolled his eyes at this.
"Just as one man said, hardly worth my time." said a shrugging Snowball.
The other audience found this amusing.
Even Saitama shrugged in agreement at that, finding it boring.
However, Stan Smith still vowed to eliminate Snowball in the name of America, despite not being liked by him.
Interlude 1: Smith Talk[]
When Waller and Ross were alone, they had a talk with BrandonKR about Stan Smith.
"Just show us what he's done." said a sighing Waller.
"Yeah, is he that bad?" asked an agreeing Ross.
BrandonKR sighed and showed them videos of all bad things that Stan Smith had done in the "name of America."
After seeing it, they were beyond pissed and irritated.
"That fucking idiot." said a pissed Waller.
"And you want to do something about him?" asked an irritated Ross.
"Yes, I do. He'll be coming after those mercenaries for being Non-American." said an annoyed BrandonKR.
They rolled their eyes at this, seeing that Stan Smith was super paranoid and inconsiderate of others while only caring about his own point of view of America and even wanting women to not have rights anymore.
'How did that guy become CIA?' thought an annoyed Waller and Ross.
'That's what I'm wondering.' thought a sighing BrandonKR.
"Anyways, it might be hard to ever recruit Snowball?" asked a serious Waller.
"Precisely, he's indeed a real professional, being only known by that possible codename and doesn't seem to have any family or associates to ask for his attention." said a nodding BrandonKR.
"He's a real ghost, I'll give him that." said a laughing Ross, having respect for that.
Chapter 2: Bunny Kill 2[]
They were chatting for a bit before the next viewing.
Snowball and Ruby were possibly flirting with obvious blushes on their faces.
Dust and Smoke were arguing as always.
Sludge was drinking coffee and Flint was drinking tea.
The other audience were also waiting.
Stan Smith was gathering "evidence" on Snowball and Smoke, unaware that it's false information from certain cool people.
BrandonKR smirked at Amanda Waller and Thunderbolt Ross, who smirked back and nodded at having done that.
Nonetheless, they continued the viewing.
(The video starts with a narration: Snowball had a simple job planned this night.)
"What job?" asked a curious Ruby.
"You'll see, Ruby." said an amused Snowball.
The other audience also got curious.
"Let's see what it is." said an interested Boba Fett, respecting a fellow merc.
"It might be fun." said a smirking Scout, having become a fan of Snowball.
However, Stan Smith decided to track Snowball's every move, still seeing him as a threat.
Amanda Waller and Thunderbolt Ross already knew what this job was.
(Apparently, there had been a crime lord feud between Smoke and another merc named Dust, a brown bunny with a red mohawk and what they're fighting over is who owns missing carrots but that considered normal stuff.)
"They're carrot lords?" asked a curious Ruby, having heard of that.
"Yep, they are." said a nodding Snowball.
The other audience found it silly but didn't mock it due to knowing that carrots can be also drugs.
"Carrot lords are kind of like drug lords?" asked a curious Thunderbolt Ross.
"Yes, sir. Those 2 are kind of like that but only for some time." said a nodding BrandonKR.
"And I know about Dust, especially that mohawk of his." said a serious Kano, much to the villains' agreement.
(Of course, our hero had to choose a side and to a rabbit of his talents, there were a lot of opportunities available in these times of conflict.)
"Sadly, I picked Smoke's side of the conflict." said a sighing Snowball, feeling bad for betraying his friend.
Dust gave Snowball a sad look, having forgiven for that.
The other audience understood that.
"I would be neutral because both sides don't seem good." said a sighing BrandonKR.
However, Stan Smith sees both sides as threats and still wants to trust only Americans like him.
'Because it's the American way.' thought a prideful Stan Smith, offending his nation even more.
(Taking the change to pay back his old depts to his employer's rival Dust, he was right away ready to perform a wild surprise attack to Dust's base of operations downtown.)
"Despite this, I'm cheering you on, Snowball." said a smiling Ruby.
"Thanks, Ruby." said a blushing Snowball.
The other audience were still rooting for Snowball, despite that he's not fully a hero.
"I'm pretty sure he's got this." said a smiling Atreus, much to Kratos and Mimir's agreement.
Even Brunhilde and her Valkyries had faith in the guy.
However, Stan Smith still hated how everyone cheered the guy on, still seeing the protagonist as a threat.
(All was planned and with the rooftop guards bribed, entering was easy and nothing should have gone wrong, only a simple job.)
"Not going to lie, you need better guards." said a smirking Snowball.
"I know that." said an annoyed Dust, planning to scold those idiots later.
The other audience were amused at this.
However, the villains looked annoyed at this.
"Dust needs to hire better security." said an annoyed Cinder Fall.
"Amen, such idiots can't be allowed to work as security." said an agreeing Tomura Shigaraki.
Even Amanda Waller and Thunderbolt Ross had to admit that they also had trouble with such lousy guards.
(After climbing a roof, Snowball looks around for any guards before then hopping over many roofs until he finally lands on the one he's looking for.)
Ruby, Dust, and even Smoke smirk at this, still seeing Snowball as a pro at this.
"I'm a bunny after all and we bunnies hop." said a smirking Snowball.
The other audience were impressed by this.
"It's good being a bunny." said a smug Bugs Bunny.
"You said it, pal." said an agreeing Roger Rabbit.
Amanda Waller and Thunderbolt paid close attention because they knew their new furry friend is at work right now.
(On the roof top, a sign called "Kills" will be counting his kill count but instead of a katana, he's using a gun for now and already uses it against some guards coming onto the roof after he was unable to hide.)
"Looks like stealth was out of the option." said a shrugging Snowball.
Smoke had to admit that he prefers a gun instead.
The other audience sighed in dismay at not using the katana this time.
Batman shook his head at this, only seeing guns as the weapon of cowards.
However, all gunmen were smirking in approval at this.
Even Ruby Rose took interest in the shooting, despite not wanting to kill enemies.
(However, he also impressively took out one goon with some excellent martial arts skills before proceeding to gun down more henchmen and heading inside now.)
Ruby, Dust, and even Smoke was shocked at this.
However, Snowball smirked at this and admitted that he was that good.
The other audience were impressed by this.
All martial arts people nodded in approval.
Waller and Ross were just smirking at this, glad that he knows those moves.
Even the Foot Clan bowed in approval for this, especially Shredder.
(Inside, Snowball was on top of the stairs but some goons were even hiding behind a table, which didn't work as Snowball still took them down very easily along with other guards.)
Snowball and Ruby were laughing at this.
Even Smoke and Dust smirked in amusement.
The other audience also found this amusing too.
Interlude 2: Meg Date[]
On a date, Steve and Meg got along greatly and he had to admit, she was the sweetest girl ever.
However, he hated her father Peter Griffin and for good reason, which she understood.
"I know, I hate him so much, he always abuses me for fun." said an upset Meg.
"How bad?" asked a worried Steve and after she explains to him, he was appalled, "Oh my god, how did CPS not get involved?"