This is about the canon and fanon timelines reacting to Island T.V., third season of the Camp T.V. Franchise.
Note[]
- Rated TV-MA for foul language, nudity, and toilet humor.
- Harry, Percy, and Naruto make a trio of their own due to having similar abusive childhoods and mean friends.
- Everyone hates Ron for his jealous attitude and Thalia for her petty dictatorship but latter gets slightly better.
- The canon timelines are also invited.
Ships[]
- Harry Potter x Hermione Granger
- Draco Malfoy x Pansy Parkinson
- Neville Longbottom x Blaise Zabini
- Ginny Weasley x Luna Lovegood
- Percy Jackson x Piper McLain
- Nico Di Angelo x Katie Gardner
- Annabeth Chase x Thalia Grace
- Luke Castellan x Grover Underwood
- Naruto Uzumaki x Sasuke Uchiha
- Sakura Haruno x Hinata Hyuga
- Rock Lee x Tenten
- Ino Yamanaka x Shikamaru Nara
Character Bashing[]
- Ron Weasley: Yeah, I hate his rudeness towards Hermione and his behavior in Gobler of Fire, which is showing him to be an ungrateful jealous idiot that would throw his friend under the bus to save his own reputation.
- Daphne Greengrass: Despite liking the character in fanfics, she will sadly have Pansy's personality and is only after Harry for his fame and fortune, being a gold digger to him.
- Drew Tanaka: I don't know much about her from the Percy Jackson books either nor was she in the movies but I do admit to hearing that she has an unpleasant personality and is very lusterous towards Percy right now.
- Kiba Inuzuka: Yeah, there's many fanfics portraying Kiba as an unpleasant rival and he's going to be disliked for this trait whatsoever, especially with how he stalks Hinata and taunts Naruto over being a dead last.
- The Dursleys: Let's be honest, nobody likes these horrible child abusers who hate magic out of petty jealousy and only kept him around as their slave while wanting to stamp out his magic.
- Marge Dursley: She is way worse than the Dursleys by having no reason to hate Harry other than seeing him as a burden to the Dursleys, causing him to wait up in a tree until midnight, and even insulting his parents very cruelly.
- Dolores Umbridge: Without any doubt, this horrid lady is one of the most hated characters ever as she abuses students, is very racist towards half-bloods, refuses to believe that Voldemort returned, and tried to kill Harry with Dementors.
- More coming soon.
Prologue: Gathering the Cast[]
Everyone was gathered for this viewing.
Harry and Hermione sat together and smiled at each other.
Percy and Naruto happily reunited with Harry.
After they all settled in, they started the prologue.
(2 years after Camp T.V. first aired, 2 guys named Logan Bridger and Wade Kincaid are planning on making a 3rd season for the show but the news seems to keep reporting about the famous "Ashburn Forest Fire" and keep claiming it to be arson.)
Everyone had a feeling it would be important later on.
Naruto looked suspicious of it happening.
(At Hogwarts, Harry had enough of being a scapegoat all the time but when noticing a poster for Island T.V., a sympathetic Dumbledore encouraged him to go on this show for a break.)
"Thanks, sir." said a smiling Harry.
"No problem, my boy." said a nodding Dumbledore.
(However, he has to invite some classmates and 2 foreign students on the show with him, which he agreed with and didn't mind inviting some others that he didn't know.)
"Actually, I've interacted with Cedric once." said a smiling Harry.
"I don't mind showing up at all." said an also smiling Cedric.
(At Camp Half-Blood, Percy was feeling lonely at the camp and wanted some adventure but then heard about Island T.V., which Chiron shared that idea with him and they agreed with it.)
"It beats the loneliness." said a smiling Percy.
However, everyone got worried about the loneliness.
(However, he has to take fellow campers with him, which he agrees to it and will invite some people from the other camp to the show with him in order to bond together.)
"There's nothing wrong with bonding at all." said a shrugging Percy.
Zeus agreed with his nephew, not having a Roman Demi-Gods.
(In Konoha, Minato was suspicious of the new season and had his son Naruto gather a team to go undercover as participants, which they already auditioned for the season.)
"Of course, they did that." said a frowning Logan and Wade.
Naruto smirked at this.
(However, they also wanted this to be a vacation for Naruto, who has indeed had enough of the village usually hating him for no reason other than just some messed up mindset.)
Everyone got worried about this mindset.
However, Konoha growled angrily, knowing what was being talked about.
Chapter 1: Welcome to Pahkiskew Island[]
The Canon cast got invited for this one.
However, Fanon Luke noticed the glares that his counterpart was getting and got worried.
'What did he do?' thought a worried Fanon Luke.
Nonetheless, they continued the viewing.
(At Pahkiskew Island, the new hosts Logan Bridger and Wade Kincaid start introducing the season and explaining everything new about the camp: There are color-coded tents for each teams, no bathrooms nor mess halls, and just some stumps for confessionals.)
Everyone agreed that this would be what camp would look like.
However, the snobbish people complained about this, earning rolled eyes from everyone.
(After that, it cut to a theme song that might be similar to Reality Resort or Ridonculous Race.)
No one questioned why the theme song wouldn't work.
Canon Percy got confused on him and Canon Piper together, which she also got confused.
However, Canon Naruto and Canon Sasuke looked at each other in confusion over their pairing.
(Back to the show, the teams are shown to be on a giant plane heading over but have to sky-dive to be on the island, making them either fearful or excited.)
Everyone went eye-wide at that.
"We have to do that?" asked a scared Fanon Thalia, much to Fanon Percy's concern.
(However, Thalia was scared of this but despite Percy's attempts to calm her down, she somehow rudely brushes him off and decides to jump just to get away from him.)
"Other me, I'm sorry but I'm not liking her, she's being so rude and ungrateful." said a frowning Canon Percy.
"I know but she has her reasons." said a sighing Fanon Percy.
(Once they landed safely, some either got excited from it, traumatized in fear, or was pretty much glaring at the 2 hosts for this, which the 2 men weren't very concerned about the glares and was just getting the show on the way.)
"That whole thing sounds more like a you problem." said a scoffing Logan.
"Asshole." said a glaring Fanon Thalia.
(Nonetheless, this season has 3 teams for them, which is why 3 groups of people were picked for this season).
"Yeah, in this special season, there will be 3 teams now." said a smirking Logan.
"Interesting, kind of like World Tour but I don't think there will be music here." said a curious Cody.
"Hell no, that won't bring ratings." said a scoffing Wade.
(Heck, they even claim that 2 hosts will also make it equal, which is technically true.)
Everyone could agree to that.
"Yeah, our season could've had 3 teams instead." said a shrugging Jake.
"Oh well." said an also shrugging Ellie.
(Anyways, the first team are the Scarlet Team and they are called the Ferocious Lions, which consists of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Cedric Diggory, Fleur Delacour, Viktor Krum, Oliver Wood, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Daphne Greengrass, Cho Chang, and Susan Bones.)
They liked hearing the invite and the team's name.
"Yeah, take that, you- Ow." said a smug Fanon Ron only to be cut off when an annoyed Fanon Harry stomped on his foot.
"Shut up, man." said an annoyed Fanon Harry, not liking his former friend's prejudice.
"Thank you." said the grateful Fanon Slytherins, glad that Fanon Harry was nice to them.
"You're welcome." said a nodding Fanon Harry, genuinely caring about how they felt about it.
(Next is the Cyan Team and they are called the Rabid Whales, which consists of Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Luke Castellan, Clarisse La Rue, Chris Rodriguez, Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Nico Di Angelo, Thalia Grace, Katie Gardner, Will Solace, Drew Tanaka, Frank Zhang, Hazel Lavesque, Travis Stoll, and Connor Stoll.)
Before anyone asks, the girl is going to be called by her last name Gardner, to avoid confusion with a certain contestant.
However, she was sitting on Fanon Percy's lap, which she does to calm the headache she'll get soon.
"Don't ask." said a sighing Fanon Percy, hugging her calmly and seeing the looks.
Fanon Demeter smiled at this, knowing those 2 are close like siblings.
Fanon Tanaka rolled her eyes rudely at this in jealousy, despite that she didn't deserve affection.
(And last but not least is the Orange Team and they are called the Thunder Foxes, which consists of Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Rock Lee, Tenten, Neji Hyuga, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, Sai Root, Shin Root, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Hanabi Hyuga, Itachi Uchiha, and Hana Inuzuka.)
BrandonKR also revealed that the team being originally the Yellow Team but changed for obvious reasons, which everyone understood it's because of their heritage.
Fanon Naruto's last name also didn't leave questions because they already knew why.
However, him and Fanon Kushina did bond over their Uzumaki trait of a verbal tic, which no one's questioning.
Fanon Minato shrugged at this and called it a Uzumaki thing.
(As for captains, they are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Naruto Uzumaki, who all don't mind and will try to lead their teams to victory while not caring if some haters complain.)
Everyone didn't mind that at all.
However, some complained about it, much to the others' annoyance.
Fanon Oliver was happy to hear this, believing in his seeker.
Fanon Gardner was happy about her "Big Brother" being the leader.
Fanon Konohamaru liked the idea as well, already seeing his team captain as the boss.
Of course, they still went back to the show.
(In the new confessionals, many people had mixed feelings about this such as most of them supporting this, some of them being angry about it, and the rest just not caring at all.)
"I'm surprised that Malfoy doesn't mind." said a shocked Canon Harry.
"Just stay out of his way and you guys will be fine." said a shrugging BrandonKR.
"And I mean that, just stay out of my way." said a frowning Fanon Malfoy.
"Same to you, Malfoy." said an agreeing Fanon Harry.