Wreck-It Ralph Asks DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE INTERNET? is a fanfiction story written by MarioFan65. It was released on April 1, 2020.

Transcript

(Wreck-It Ralph and Vanellope von Schweetz are recording a video on live steaming with the two sitting together in a desk)

  • Wreck-It Ralph: Hey guys, it's me Wreck-It Ralph.
  • Vanellope: And Vanellope von Schweetz.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Do you guys remember the first Wreck-It Ralph movie in 2012? Yeah, i remember. It was a love letter to video games and one of the best animated movies ever made in 2012.
  • Vanellope: I even get to drive my kart and save Sugar Rush from being invaded by Cy-bugs.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Vanellope, let me get to the talking.
  • Vanellope: Sorry.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: While the first movie was a success, we waited six years for a sequel to come out and we break the internet to make another sequel to our room. Ralph Breaks the Internet.
  • Vanellope: Uh huh.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Dude.
  • Vanellope: Duh.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: While the sequel received positive reviews from critics, audiences gave it mixed reviews. Some of them are positive and negative. A bunch of fans of the first movie hate the sequel because of internet memes and the story since the direct-to-video sequels. Especially our relationship. A true movie fan doesn't forget like a elephant doesn't forget. Heh heh heh i made a fat joke since the Incredibles 2 joke about the elephant in the room
  • Vanellope: Does anyone remember the Disney Princess scene in the sequel?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Yes. You were there. Your friends save me when i was falling. Back to the point where you guys were hating on my sequel, do you guys have computers? Do you have internet? I have internet. I'm recording right now where i can upload my video to YouTube.
  • Vanellope: I use the internet to play Sugar Rush.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Sugar Rush doesn't have a online game. Do you guys have internet? I use my phone to check on the internet. I use the Wi-Fi to go on Google for the internet. I use the internet to watch some movies online. And i use it to play some games like Club Penguin and Territory War Online.
  • Vanellope: Didn't Club Penguin shut down like three years ago?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Yes. It spawn a app game and shut down one year later. At least we got Toontown.
  • Vanellope: Toontown is dead silly.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, at least Kingdom Hearts is around. I was in the third game as a special attack like Simba in his fire form from The Lion King.
  • Vanellope: Do they have two player in it?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Not in multiplayer. Disney Infinity has multiplayer. But it shut down.
  • Vanellope: Mario Kart Tour?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: That's not Disney. That's Nintendo! Can we go back to the video before the battery dies on the camera?
  • Vanellope: Fine. Go finish your rant and we'll move on.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Where we were? I can't believe i got negative reviews by fans when people waited for Incredibles 2 for years and ended up hating it. People thought the 4th Toy Story movie wouldn't exist when the 3rd movie ended on a high note. Now my sequel is receiving the same fate like the direct-to-video sequels like the time when Disney release live-action remakes of animated films. Do you guys have internet? Yes! I use it to go on eBay to buy some items. I use it for the bathroom!
  • Vanellope: You poop it on the bathroom?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: I use the internet on my phone when pooping! I use it everywhere like hanging out with friends. I use it to buy microtransactions in games like Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled. I use it to check my email. I use it to watch my funny videos on BuzzzTube. I use it for phone calls. I use it for Twitter. I use it for deviantArt!
  • Vanellope: What's a deviantArt?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, no one cares for that. Not everyone is a artist you know. I use it to edit some pages on Wikia which is now Fandom! I use it for Twitter. I use it for Facebook. I use it to watch TV like Disney+ which is already out. And i use it to check out funny memes on Instagram!
  • Vanellope: If movie companies like Warner Bros. make great sequels, how come Disney is the only company in the world that suck at making sequels?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. When they own Pixar, they make great sequels. Even with Marvel and Star Wars, they make great sequels and the sequel trilogy is okay in my opinion. Avengers: Endgame almost made me cried in my tears like the time Felix and Calhoun got married.
  • Vanellope: If there was one Disney movie that never got a sequel. That would be Zootopia.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah. I am still mad that Disney hasn't made a good sequel for years. Frozen 2 is out and everyone is still hating on it. It's Frozen and everyone has a franchise to pick on. I still can't stand "Let It Go" and "Into the Unknown".
  • Vanellope: *singing* Into the Unknown.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Seriously?
  • Vanellope: *singing* Into the Unknown.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: I said stop singing!
  • Vanellope: Sorry. I was just being cool.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: I don't understand. For a sequel like mine, this is the same story over and over made for nerds. Zootopia is like the best Disney movie that hasn't gotten a sequel. A internet critic said, don't watch Ralph Breaks the Internet, it looks bad and the story look weak. I still watch it and i love it even to this day when i throw a football into the goal. Disney, listen to me. Make Zootopia 2 where fans will love it for joy. They don't have to throw a angry reaction to your faces after the day after. Make Zootopia 2. Make Zootopia 2. MAKE ZOOTOPIA 2! *slap the camera* Son of snappers.
  • Vanellope: Is the camera okay?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Yes Vanellope. At least the camera doesn't crack a hole to the glass.
  • Vanellope: At least we can pray for a Moana 2 to come out.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: We need more original films on our wish list. Raya and the Last Dragon is coming out and everyone is going to love it like buns.
  • Vanellope: Isn't the movie is like a Mulan meet Spyro-type thing?
  • Wreck-It Ralph: That doesn't matter. This is Wreck-It Ralph.
  • Vanellope: And Vanellope von Schweetz.
  • Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck it out you guys. I'm watching you. Don't go Turbo.
  • Vanellope: I swear to god.

THE END

Trivia

  • The short is a parody of the Boogie2988 video "Francis Asks DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE PHONES?".
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